" and she has to leave the pitch because she has a blood injury " a future Barry Davis will say..DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:37 pmHave any of our female viewers got a spare tampon for Mary Jane there?Henry Norris 1913 wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 3:21 pmJock Gooner wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:58 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:18 amFucking PC gender box ticker "Scotty" or Alex Scott as she is also known. Was on SlySports giving her "expert" analysis of where it went wrong for England against Croatia. I've never heard so many lame lazy football cliches spat out in a two minute time span in my entire life. Fuck me she has not got a clue past the "Honest" Arry Redkrapp school of punditry. She made Phil Neville sound like an informed punditry genius ffs.
Don't worry, not long before FIFA make it compulsory to field 3 women in every team and at least one player has to be either blind or in a wheel chair
keep these modern, informed opinions coming lads
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" and she has to leave the pitch because she has a blood injury " a future Barry Davis will say..
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Then Alex Scott could add “It only becomes a cause for concern if she’s still bleeding after 5 days “
At last a comment on something she is an expert on.
" and she has to leave the pitch because she has a blood injury " a future Barry Davis will say..
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Then Alex Scott could add “It only becomes a cause for concern if she’s still bleeding after 5 days “
At last a comment on something she is an expert on.
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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:38 pmWill there be black lesbians too? I like black lesbians me.Jock Gooner wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:58 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:18 amFucking PC gender box ticker "Scotty" or Alex Scott as she is also known. Was on SlySports giving her "expert" analysis of where it went wrong for England against Croatia. I've never heard so many lame lazy football cliches spat out in a two minute time span in my entire life. Fuck me she has not got a clue past the "Honest" Arry Redkrapp school of punditry. She made Phil Neville sound like an informed punditry genius ffs.
Don't worry, not long before FIFA make it compulsory to field 3 women in every team and at least one player has to be either blind or in a wheel chair
There's going to be fuckings loads of black lesbians, in fact all substitutes in the new uni sex soccer ball league will have to be black lesbians
And I'm thinking that a team fielding a blind black lesbian doesn't get docked a goal when the blind dog (also a black lesbian bitch) takes a shit on the pitch......think we're on to a winner here, better get this copyrighted or whatever before some thievin bastard nicks this idea
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It's OK. You can call them Sky Sports.Jock Gooner wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:42 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:38 pmWill there be black lesbians too? I like black lesbians me.Jock Gooner wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:58 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:18 amFucking PC gender box ticker "Scotty" or Alex Scott as she is also known. Was on SlySports giving her "expert" analysis of where it went wrong for England against Croatia. I've never heard so many lame lazy football cliches spat out in a two minute time span in my entire life. Fuck me she has not got a clue past the "Honest" Arry Redkrapp school of punditry. She made Phil Neville sound like an informed punditry genius ffs.
Don't worry, not long before FIFA make it compulsory to field 3 women in every team and at least one player has to be either blind or in a wheel chair
There's going to be fuckings loads of black lesbians, in fact all substitutes in the new uni sex soccer ball league will have to be black lesbians
And I'm thinking that a team fielding a blind black lesbian doesn't get docked a goal when the blind dog (also a black lesbian bitch) takes a shit on the pitch......think we're on to a winner here, better get this copyrighted or whatever before some thievin bastard nicks this idea
Also team captains have to be blind mixed-race gender-fluid dwarf lesbian amputees in wheelchairs. And we can do away with the names "football" and "soccer" and all enjoy the new inclusive entitled hipster-friendly sport of "Smugball"
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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:07 amIt's OK. You can call them Sky Sports.Jock Gooner wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:42 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:38 pmWill there be black lesbians too? I like black lesbians me.Jock Gooner wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:58 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:18 amFucking PC gender box ticker "Scotty" or Alex Scott as she is also known. Was on SlySports giving her "expert" analysis of where it went wrong for England against Croatia. I've never heard so many lame lazy football cliches spat out in a two minute time span in my entire life. Fuck me she has not got a clue past the "Honest" Arry Redkrapp school of punditry. She made Phil Neville sound like an informed punditry genius ffs.
Don't worry, not long before FIFA make it compulsory to field 3 women in every team and at least one player has to be either blind or in a wheel chair
There's going to be fuckings loads of black lesbians, in fact all substitutes in the new uni sex soccer ball league will have to be black lesbians
And I'm thinking that a team fielding a blind black lesbian doesn't get docked a goal when the blind dog (also a black lesbian bitch) takes a shit on the pitch......think we're on to a winner here, better get this copyrighted or whatever before some thievin bastard nicks this idea
Also team captains have to be blind mixed-race gender-fluid dwarf lesbian amputees in wheelchairs. And we can do away with the names "football" and "soccer" and all enjoy the new inclusive entitled hipster-friendly sport of "Smugball"
I can't believe I forgot to include our gender fluid, dwarf amputee friends, I'm such a bad person, so embarrassed - a big sorry to them
But Smugball probably won't have Captains because that is a touch elitist in what is an all inclusive sport Everybody is equal and special and nobody gets to be more special than anybody else by being a Captain. That might hurt somebody's feelings
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Fucking hell I'm such an inconsiderate fascist pig. What the hell was I thinking? I'm so embarrassed right now.Jock Gooner wrote: ↑Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:25 amDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:07 amIt's OK. You can call them Sky Sports.Jock Gooner wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:42 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:38 pmWill there be black lesbians too? I like black lesbians me.Jock Gooner wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:58 pm
Don't worry, not long before FIFA make it compulsory to field 3 women in every team and at least one player has to be either blind or in a wheel chair
There's going to be fuckings loads of black lesbians, in fact all substitutes in the new uni sex soccer ball league will have to be black lesbians
And I'm thinking that a team fielding a blind black lesbian doesn't get docked a goal when the blind dog (also a black lesbian bitch) takes a shit on the pitch......think we're on to a winner here, better get this copyrighted or whatever before some thievin bastard nicks this idea
Also team captains have to be blind mixed-race gender-fluid dwarf lesbian amputees in wheelchairs. And we can do away with the names "football" and "soccer" and all enjoy the new inclusive entitled hipster-friendly sport of "Smugball"
I can't believe I forgot to include our gender fluid, dwarf amputee friends, I'm such a bad person, so embarrassed - a big sorry to them
But Smugball probably won't have Captains because that is a touch elitist in what is an all inclusive sport Everybody is equal and special and nobody gets to be more special than anybody else by being a Captain. That might hurt somebody's feelings
Hopefully Smugball will also do away with the brutish and arcane concepts of "goals" and "winning and losing". Each game will be played so that everyone gets a fair amount of time on the ball and will end nil-all or "winners all" as the new term will be.