THE WENGER THREAD

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Always said he was likely to take an international job. Nice relaxed lifestyle, less scrutiny, much more of a lottery and easier to focus on vanity projects without having to worry about signing players or not letting their contracts run down.

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The offers from all around the world were probably from walking football teams which he would be perfect for.He could play the endless side to side passing at walking pace that he loves.The only time he would have to make a sub is for false teeth adjustments and Annusol applications.Untold can bring their banner with a slight adjustment,Football should be a fart and a follow through.

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I’d pay good money for someone to shut this clown up for good. Still lacking any hint of self awareness several months after he was sacked. Likely he’s once again surrounded himself with all sorts of yes men on hand to massage his bus size ego.

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He couldn't resist giving Henry some advice ,all in the press of course and as usual there's a leetle bit of a sting in the tail by saying you need the right environment and time to be a winner in management .

He's in real danger of being a joke rent a quote !

I think he's still waiting for that call to become Arsenals new GM !

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Herd wrote:
Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:27 am
He couldn't resist giving Henry some advice ,all in the press of course and as usual there's a leetle bit of a sting in the tail by saying you need the right environment and time to be a winner in management .

He's in real danger of being a joke rent a quote !

I think he's still waiting for that call to become Arsenals new GM !
The same Henry who is looking to Pep as his managerial influence..

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:31 pm
Um er you guys know that "cabbage" is a euphemism for vagina right? As in the "pink cabbage". You know that right because that's the fucking joke ffs. :roll:

:D :wink:
er no ,Ive learnt something new here although Im wondering quite how it will enrich and empower my life !

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Bradywasking wrote:
Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:36 am
Herd wrote:
Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:27 am
He couldn't resist giving Henry some advice ,all in the press of course and as usual there's a leetle bit of a sting in the tail by saying you need the right environment and time to be a winner in management .

He's in real danger of being a joke rent a quote !

I think he's still waiting for that call to become Arsenals new GM !
The same Henry who is looking to Pep as his managerial influence..
Ha ha yes, bet that’s a right kick in the molluscs for Wenker eh, he built Henry with his own bare hands you know :rubchin:

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StuartL wrote:
Thu Oct 18, 2018 7:34 pm
Bradywasking wrote:
Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:36 am
Herd wrote:
Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:27 am
He couldn't resist giving Henry some advice ,all in the press of course and as usual there's a leetle bit of a sting in the tail by saying you need the right environment and time to be a winner in management .

He's in real danger of being a joke rent a quote !

I think he's still waiting for that call to become Arsenals new GM !
The same Henry who is looking to Pep as his managerial influence..
Ha ha yes, bet that’s a right kick in the molluscs for Wenker eh, he built Henry with his own bare hands you know :rubchin:
:shock:

Mon dieu I deed not know zat....

Mind you if he can build a 60,000 stadium with his bare hands <galic shrug> :D :wink:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:49 pm
StuartL wrote:
Thu Oct 18, 2018 7:34 pm
Bradywasking wrote:
Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:36 am
Herd wrote:
Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:27 am
He couldn't resist giving Henry some advice ,all in the press of course and as usual there's a leetle bit of a sting in the tail by saying you need the right environment and time to be a winner in management .

He's in real danger of being a joke rent a quote !

I think he's still waiting for that call to become Arsenals new GM !
The same Henry who is looking to Pep as his managerial influence..
Ha ha yes, bet that’s a right kick in the molluscs for Wenker eh, he built Henry with his own bare hands you know :rubchin:
:shock:

Mon dieu I deed not know zat....

Mind you if he can build a 60,000 stadium with his bare hands <galic shrug> :D :wink:
:lol: :lol:

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Strong rumors he is to be announced as Bayern Munich boss today.

Looking forward to watching the disaster.

Anyone know if it’s possible to get odds on him not winning the league there?

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Having demolished us with ease over the last few years and given that they run a very tight ship ,I'd be surprised if they would be so stupid.
He might land on his feet though ,they have a good defense already so he might not be able to fuck it up !

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I too would be surprised if they signed him. But it would be piss funny in one way if he came back with Bayern and handed us our asses. The AKB would deffo crawl back out from under whatever dogshit they've been hiding under! :lol: :wink:

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Thought he would have been releasing his autobiography this Christmas.

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What a stupid irrelevant *word censored* this man is. He's like some horrible fucking exiled prick like Idi Amin or Pol Pot, spouting pathetic and unrealistic nonsense which the rest of the world just laughs at. Fuck off into the irrelanvancy which you deserve and let everybody else get on with their lives.

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