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All PL clubs being asked to chip in £250k each for a nice £5m bonus farewell for Richard Scudamore. Request coming from his long-time mate Bruce Buck.
That money could be put to such better use on grassroots or charitable projects.
Really, anyhow isn't it a female taking his place
A mate told me this story years ago and tbh I've no idea how true it might be or how much it has been embellished upon in the retelling over the years but it made me laugh and I hope it's true just for the piss funny crassness alone.
Anyway a company he worked with had a series of big IT presentations to sit through from a team of IT consultants. Cue a day of listening to geek virgins spewing the usual boring self congratulatory horseshite IT cùnts hide behind.
The last one was a young lady. Really good looking and built. Anyway she apparently was the only IT consultant that actually knew what the issues were, was able to address them and by my mate's account floored the room with her charm and knowledge.
Presentations over, the IT geeks all left and the company people (all blokes btw) got ready to discuss what they had just heard and seen. The CEO was an old guy about 60, very well spoken and respected by all. After a moment's silence he turned to his gathered staff members and said "Jesus did you see the tits on that last one?".
I really hope that is true. Also really hope it offends a couple of our resident snowflakes on here. You know who you are.
All PL clubs being asked to chip in £250k each for a nice £5m bonus farewell for Richard Scudamore. Request coming from his long-time mate Bruce Buck.
That money could be put to such better use on grassroots or charitable projects.
Really, anyhow isn't it a female taking his place
A mate told me this story years ago and tbh I've no idea how true it might be or how much it has been embellished upon in the retelling over the years but it made me laugh and I hope it's true just for the piss funny crassness alone.
Anyway a company he worked with had a series of big IT presentations to sit through from a team of IT consultants. Cue a day of listening to geek virgins spewing the usual boring self congratulatory horseshite IT cùnts hide behind.
The last one was a young lady. Really good looking and built. Anyway she apparently was the only IT consultant that actually knew what the issues were, was able to address them and by my mate's account floored the room with her charm and knowledge.
Presentations over, the IT geeks all left and the company people (all blokes btw) got ready to discuss what they had just heard and seen. The CEO was an old guy about 60, very well spoken and respected by all. After a moment's silence he turned to his gathered staff members and said "Jesus did you see the tits on that last one?".
I really hope that is true. Also really hope it offends a couple of our resident snowflakes on here. You know who you are.
All PL clubs being asked to chip in £250k each for a nice £5m bonus farewell for Richard Scudamore. Request coming from his long-time mate Bruce Buck.
That money could be put to such better use on grassroots or charitable projects.
Really, anyhow isn't it a female taking his place
A mate told me this story years ago and tbh I've no idea how true it might be or how much it has been embellished upon in the retelling over the years but it made me laugh and I hope it's true just for the piss funny crassness alone.
Anyway a company he worked with had a series of big IT presentations to sit through from a team of IT consultants. Cue a day of listening to geek virgins spewing the usual boring self congratulatory horseshite IT cùnts hide behind.
The last one was a young lady. Really good looking and built. Anyway she apparently was the only IT consultant that actually knew what the issues were, was able to address them and by my mate's account floored the room with her charm and knowledge.
Presentations over, the IT geeks all left and the company people (all blokes btw) got ready to discuss what they had just heard and seen. The CEO was an old guy about 60, very well spoken and respected by all. After a moment's silence he turned to his gathered staff members and said "Jesus did you see the tits on that last one?".
I really hope that is true. Also really hope it offends a couple of our resident snowflakes on here. You know who you are.
And that is how it should be
I for one am offended by this. Why are there no photos??
All PL clubs being asked to chip in £250k each for a nice £5m bonus farewell for Richard Scudamore. Request coming from his long-time mate Bruce Buck.
That money could be put to such better use on grassroots or charitable projects.
Really, anyhow isn't it a female taking his place
A mate told me this story years ago and tbh I've no idea how true it might be or how much it has been embellished upon in the retelling over the years but it made me laugh and I hope it's true just for the piss funny crassness alone.
Anyway a company he worked with had a series of big IT presentations to sit through from a team of IT consultants. Cue a day of listening to geek virgins spewing the usual boring self congratulatory horseshite IT cùnts hide behind.
The last one was a young lady. Really good looking and built. Anyway she apparently was the only IT consultant that actually knew what the issues were, was able to address them and by my mate's account floored the room with her charm and knowledge.
Presentations over, the IT geeks all left and the company people (all blokes btw) got ready to discuss what they had just heard and seen. The CEO was an old guy about 60, very well spoken and respected by all. After a moment's silence he turned to his gathered staff members and said "Jesus did you see the tits on that last one?".
I really hope that is true. Also really hope it offends a couple of our resident snowflakes on here. You know who you are.
And that is how it should be
I for one am offended by this. Why are there no photos??
So Rooney gets another cap for a meaningless friendly and a chance raise some cash for his charitable foundation ,that well known wheeze for pocketing money for the individual whilst collecting in the name of charity ,Lovely !
Charitable Foundation's are tax free and you don't have to account to anyone where the money goes so if your unscrupulous you can charge all your lifestyle expenses to it and pass as little or as much as you wish to the charities you raise for ,it's an old and very shameful scam.
Southgate who for me is a crap manager whose best result in the World Cup was losing to Belgium in the group stage has got all sniffy at those who dare to question Waynes PR farewell match .
Thing is I simply don't remember him ever doing anything in his previous 119 caps that stood out, he was always shit in world cups and I cant remember him having many good games ever in the 3 lions shirt .
Am I wrong or was he just plain average in an England shirt !
No you're not wrong. The only reason he scored as many as he did is that he was around for ever. I saw a list of the countries he scored against and only about 6 were against anyone impressive. Just a manure media hyped cheating granny shagger.
Adding a third full international break in the first three months of the season is compounded by the fact that the countries don’t even take this shit seriously anymore. Fucking exhibition match.
Adding a third full international break in the first three months of the season is compounded by the fact that the countries don’t even take this shit seriously anymore. Fucking exhibition match.
Shouldn’t this be in the modern football is shit thread ?
As bad and cringeworthy as it is to see shrek being given this extra cap, we (Ireland) are doing the same for glenn whelan - without question he is one of THE most useless negative c.unts to ever play for Ireland, and to see us "honouring him" like this is nothing short of disgraceful
Listen to this BS from the Great man Rooney himself :
It was great to be out there in front of the fans again and it was special for me and my family. It'll live with me for a long time. It's something which created debate because it was the first time something like this happened, but it's the right thing to do for the players if you achieve and leave your mark on the England team.
Before playing the game I asked Harry Kane to present me with the award because I believe he will beat my goal scoring record and I look forward to presenting him with the trophy.
My youngest son hasn't seen me play for England but tonight he got the chance to do so.
Adding a third full international break in the first three months of the season is compounded by the fact that the countries don’t even take this shit seriously anymore. Fucking exhibition match.
Shouldn’t this be in the modern football is shit thread ?
What a complete load of arse !
What next Bobby Charlton getting one more cap ?
Have to agree. Also fucking embarrassing to give a cùnt like the granny botherer his own thread on an Arsenal forum....
Listen to this BS from the Great man Rooney himself :
It was great to be out there in front of the fans again and it was special for me and my family. It'll live with me for a long time. It's something which created debate because it was the first time something like this happened, but it's the right thing to do for the players if you achieve and leave your mark on the England team.
Before playing the game I asked Harry Kane to present me with the award because I believe he will beat my goal scoring record and I look forward to presenting him with the trophy.
My youngest son hasn't seen me play for England but tonight he got the chance to do so.
Footballers EGO's are unbeleivabe !
"If you achieve and leave your mark on the England team?"
What the actual fuck? Deluded cùnt.
What did he "achieve"? Is winning nothing an achievement nowdays? He scored goals mostly against pub level interlull teams ffs and failed to deliver at every tournament - is that an achievement? Stupid bald cùnt.
As bad and cringeworthy as it is to see shrek being given this extra cap, we (Ireland) are doing the same for glenn whelan - without question he is one of THE most useless negative c.unts to ever play for Ireland, and to see us "honouring him" like this is nothing short of disgraceful
Glenn fucking Whelan. A footballer so average that 10 years from now he will only be remembered as the single stoke player that was decent to Ramsey after Shawcùnt tib and fibbed him ffs.
