Modern Football Bol**cks

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Jock Gooner
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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

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Herd wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 12:25 pm
Im Surprised that no-ones mentioned Sussana Dinnage the new premiership boss .
She has Zero connections in football and knows nothing about football but apparently was the outstanding candidate !
No doubt her PR will have her do a crash course on sawccer emerge as a die hard "whatever" supporter ( small provincial side) and she will be able to quote the offside law by the time she settles in !
It's getting to the point where none of the bollox going on in the game is a surprise anymore. The next big push is going to be to get a female appointed as the manager of a Football League side. We're all doomed.

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 2:57 pm
Herd wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 12:25 pm
Im Surprised that no-ones mentioned Sussana Dinnage the new premiership boss .
She has Zero connections in football and knows nothing about football but apparently was the outstanding candidate !
No doubt her PR will have her do a crash course on sawccer emerge as a die hard "whatever" supporter ( small provincial side) and she will be able to quote the offside law by the time she settles in !
It's getting to the point where none of the bollox going on in the game is a surprise anymore. The next big push is going to be to get a female appointed as the manager of a Football League side. We're all doomed.
Then she better be a transgender black homosexual dwarf in a wheelchair because we just gotta keep every cùnt happy nowadays.

And no Lefty it is not acceptable for you to black up and steal a wheel chair ffs. :censored:

:D :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 5:15 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 2:57 pm
Herd wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 12:25 pm
Im Surprised that no-ones mentioned Sussana Dinnage the new premiership boss .
She has Zero connections in football and knows nothing about football but apparently was the outstanding candidate !
No doubt her PR will have her do a crash course on sawccer emerge as a die hard "whatever" supporter ( small provincial side) and she will be able to quote the offside law by the time she settles in !
It's getting to the point where none of the bollox going on in the game is a surprise anymore. The next big push is going to be to get a female appointed as the manager of a Football League side. We're all doomed.
Then she better be a transgender black homosexual dwarf in a wheelchair because we just gotta keep every cùnt happy nowadays.

And no Lefty it is not acceptable for you to black up and steal a wheel chair ffs. :censored:

:D :wink:

As long as your transgender black homosexual dwarf is an amputee I think you're on the right track.

And in these days of no limits to how fucked up you can be......I think that Lefty has every right to take whatever steps needed to go for the job. Don't forget that we are talking about being minus a real limb here - not having much of a neck or only 7 fingers doesn't count :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 5:15 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 2:57 pm
Herd wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 12:25 pm
Im Surprised that no-ones mentioned Sussana Dinnage the new premiership boss .
She has Zero connections in football and knows nothing about football but apparently was the outstanding candidate !
No doubt her PR will have her do a crash course on sawccer emerge as a die hard "whatever" supporter ( small provincial side) and she will be able to quote the offside law by the time she settles in !
It's getting to the point where none of the bollox going on in the game is a surprise anymore. The next big push is going to be to get a female appointed as the manager of a Football League side. We're all doomed.
Then she better be a transgender black homosexual dwarf in a wheelchair because we just gotta keep every cùnt happy nowadays.

And no Lefty it is not acceptable for you to black up and steal a wheel chair ffs. :censored:

:D :wink:
:shock:

Spooky as fuck because you've just described my porn preference :lol:

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Strange that there has been that one female 'linesman' for a few years now but no others have reached that level, mysoginistic bastards are obviously holding the hundreds of others back :roll:

As with DB in the civil service, i saw it a lot in my time the army, equality and diversity is a must except where they aren't able to keep up.... males time for a mile and half run 10:30 min, females 11:30 is just the most obvious example. When i was at a technical training regiment males who failed one exam on their course were lucky if they were given one resit before being back coursed or removed from training, but quite often females were given multiple chances just so the quotas could be met. So many times females appeared to be fast tracked for promotion way ahead of their peers just so the quotas were met throughout the rank structure, dont get me wrong there are plenty of men who could never make the grade but equally there were many women who didn't either but still seemed to move forward in their careers where the males had hit their ceilings.

Of course once again mention it or question it and you are just a mysoginistic chauvanistic pig. Meritocracy should always be the way ahead immaterial of race/gender/sexuality/religion or whatever, unfortunately it isn't in this day and age.

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 6:34 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 5:15 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 2:57 pm
Herd wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 12:25 pm
Im Surprised that no-ones mentioned Sussana Dinnage the new premiership boss .
She has Zero connections in football and knows nothing about football but apparently was the outstanding candidate !
No doubt her PR will have her do a crash course on sawccer emerge as a die hard "whatever" supporter ( small provincial side) and she will be able to quote the offside law by the time she settles in !
It's getting to the point where none of the bollox going on in the game is a surprise anymore. The next big push is going to be to get a female appointed as the manager of a Football League side. We're all doomed.
Then she better be a transgender black homosexual dwarf in a wheelchair because we just gotta keep every cùnt happy nowadays.

And no Lefty it is not acceptable for you to black up and steal a wheel chair ffs. :censored:

:D :wink:
:shock:

Spooky as fuck because you've just described my porn preference :lol:
:lol: :lol:

You as well huh? :shock:

:wink:

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GoonerMuzz wrote:
Fri Nov 23, 2018 12:27 am
Strange that there has been that one female 'linesman' for a few years now but no others have reached that level, mysoginistic bastards are obviously holding the hundreds of others back :roll:

As with DB in the civil service, i saw it a lot in my time the army, equality and diversity is a must except where they aren't able to keep up.... males time for a mile and half run 10:30 min, females 11:30 is just the most obvious example. When i was at a technical training regiment males who failed one exam on their course were lucky if they were given one resit before being back coursed or removed from training, but quite often females were given multiple chances just so the quotas could be met. So many times females appeared to be fast tracked for promotion way ahead of their peers just so the quotas were met throughout the rank structure, dont get me wrong there are plenty of men who could never make the grade but equally there were many women who didn't either but still seemed to move forward in their careers where the males had hit their ceilings.

Of course once again mention it or question it and you are just a mysoginistic chauvanistic pig. Meritocracy should always be the way ahead immaterial of race/gender/sexuality/religion or whatever, unfortunately it isn't in this day and age.
Surely at some point some fucker is going to wake up to the fact that of all areas the military is the most likely area where the pc gender equality myth will be exposed.

Did you read about the US Navy SEALS opening their doors for female recruits? One applied. She quit 5 days into the first week ffs. Now the SEALS are being called misogynistic and Anti-gender equality because they made her do the same training as the men ffs. :roll:

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Funnily enough my sons best pals parents were in the Army and both the father and the mother were the Colonels in chief of the regiment back in Colchester !

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Herd wrote:
Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:36 am
Funnily enough my sons best pals parents were in the Army and both the father and the mother were the Colonels in chief of the regiment back in Colchester !
Was one of them George best :wink:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Fri Nov 23, 2018 5:02 pm
Herd wrote:
Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:36 am
Funnily enough my sons best pals parents were in the Army and both the father and the mother were the Colonels in chief of the regiment back in Colchester !
Was one of them George best :wink:
I sense theres some doubt in my saying I knew the man well ,Im sure I posted some tales of him on here years ago my favourite being when he lost a fortune betting people in the pub for the spuds v coventry cup final I took 60 quid off him that game !

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Herd wrote:
Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:13 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Fri Nov 23, 2018 5:02 pm
Herd wrote:
Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:36 am
Funnily enough my sons best pals parents were in the Army and both the father and the mother were the Colonels in chief of the regiment back in Colchester !
Was one of them George best :wink:
I sense theres some doubt in my saying I knew the man well ,Im sure I posted some tales of him on here years ago my favourite being when he lost a fortune betting people in the pub for the spuds v coventry cup final I took 60 quid off him that game !
No not doubting you, I've met several top level players, actors, chatted to prime minister's through my job and socially met famous people, so no not doubting you just taking the piss for name dropping :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Nov 23, 2018 6:52 am
GoonerMuzz wrote:
Fri Nov 23, 2018 12:27 am
Strange that there has been that one female 'linesman' for a few years now but no others have reached that level, mysoginistic bastards are obviously holding the hundreds of others back :roll:

As with DB in the civil service, i saw it a lot in my time the army, equality and diversity is a must except where they aren't able to keep up.... males time for a mile and half run 10:30 min, females 11:30 is just the most obvious example. When i was at a technical training regiment males who failed one exam on their course were lucky if they were given one resit before being back coursed or removed from training, but quite often females were given multiple chances just so the quotas could be met. So many times females appeared to be fast tracked for promotion way ahead of their peers just so the quotas were met throughout the rank structure, dont get me wrong there are plenty of men who could never make the grade but equally there were many women who didn't either but still seemed to move forward in their careers where the males had hit their ceilings.

Of course once again mention it or question it and you are just a mysoginistic chauvanistic pig. Meritocracy should always be the way ahead immaterial of race/gender/sexuality/religion or whatever, unfortunately it isn't in this day and age.
Surely at some point some fucker is going to wake up to the fact that of all areas the military is the most likely area where the pc gender equality myth will be exposed.

Did you read about the US Navy SEALS opening their doors for female recruits? One applied. She quit 5 days into the first week ffs. Now the SEALS are being called misogynistic and Anti-gender equality because they made her do the same training as the men ffs. :roll:
Women only have half the upper body strength that men have, and only 2 thirds of the lower body strength of men. Add in they don't have anywhere near the same level of testosterone as us, and it's clear to see that they simply aren't capable of competing with us physically 8)

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Mon Nov 26, 2018 8:33 pm
Herd wrote:
Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:13 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Fri Nov 23, 2018 5:02 pm
Herd wrote:
Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:36 am
Funnily enough my sons best pals parents were in the Army and both the father and the mother were the Colonels in chief of the regiment back in Colchester !
Was one of them George best :wink:
I sense theres some doubt in my saying I knew the man well ,Im sure I posted some tales of him on here years ago my favourite being when he lost a fortune betting people in the pub for the spuds v coventry cup final I took 60 quid off him that game !
No not doubting you, I've met several top level players, actors, chatted to prime minister's through my job and socially met famous people, so no not doubting you just taking the piss for name dropping :wink:
Have to say I do love a name drop on here , it,used to drive DB10 up the fecking wall . In the Case of old George though he was a drinking buddy for about 7 years starting when I worked in Green Park !

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Who will he blame when (not if) this goes tits up ?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football ... ield-boss/

A whinging, entitled pri.ck who would rather blame racial discrimination, than accept that people are afraid to trust and hire a mentally unstable w.anker that walks out on his team at half time of a game :roll: :censored: :censored:

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Duracell must be shitting themselves :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/7838981/ ... s-battery/

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