Modern Football Bol**cks

[northbank123]

Hate how when talking in the abstract, all the TV pundits talk about “diving” and “cheating”.

Then a player blatantly dives in a high profile game to win a penalty at a key juncture and it’s the old bollocks like “entitled to go down”, “not a lot of contact”, “bit soft” or “you run the risk as a defender when you go to ground”.

Like Kane at Anfield last year, Son’s dive is exactly what the FA brought in the rule about retrospective action for. Like Kane, I guarantee you they will not even contemplate doing anything.

[Bradywasking]

Hate how when talking in the abstract, all the TV pundits talk about “diving” and “cheating”.

Then a player blatantly dives in a high profile game to win a penalty at a key juncture and it’s the old bollocks like “entitled to go down”, “not a lot of contact”, “bit soft” or “you run the risk as a defender when you go to ground”.

Like Kane at Anfield last year, Son’s dive is exactly what the FA brought in the rule about retrospective action for. Like Kane, I guarantee you they will not even contemplate doing anything.

I'm sure I heard the phrase "inviting a penalty " today...What next ?

[Gunner Rob]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/7881860/ ... thursdays/

3.30pm on Thursdays !!!!

Manchester United welcome to your new competition

[robbo10]

May have been mentioned already but commentators apologising for the pitch side microphone picking up offensive language..........its a fucking working class man's game,who cares if you hear the odd fuck or c*nt,get over it or turn the sound down.

[DB10GOONER]

Hate how when talking in the abstract, all the TV pundits talk about “diving” and “cheating”.

Then a player blatantly dives in a high profile game to win a penalty at a key juncture and it’s the old bollocks like “entitled to go down”, “not a lot of contact”, “bit soft” or “you run the risk as a defender when you go to ground”.

Like Kane at Anfield last year, Son’s dive is exactly what the FA brought in the rule about retrospective action for. Like Kane, I guarantee you they will not even contemplate doing anything.

I'm sure I heard the phrase "inviting a penalty " today...What next ?

Yep heard that too.

One of the worst is "he anticipated the contact". Well if he anticipated the fucking contact and dived out of the way so there was no contact then it's a fucking dive!

[DB10GOONER]

May have been mentioned already but commentators apologising for the pitch side microphone picking up offensive language..........its a fucking working class man's game,who cares if you hear the odd fuck or c*nt,get over it or turn the sound down.

Fucking modern meejia bollocks. They want "atmosphere" so they can sell the PL "package" but they really want sterile shit like Mexican waves and gobshites with trumpets and drums. Fucking arseholes.

[AkneyGooner]

i thought when Eduardo dived it was the first and last dive ever, because it was in the media for weeks

Some players get a pass for diving some got hounded for it.

[DB10GOONER]

i thought when Eduardo dived it was the first and last dive ever, because it was in the media for weeks

Some players get a pass for diving some got hounded for it.

And at that time Stevie Me and the Granny Botherer were both diving every single game every week.

[DB10GOONER]

SlySports really missed a pc trick yesterday... they should have had a couple of token women fooblers from Arsenal Ladies and the tottnumb Troglodytes in the studio.

SlySports Twat: "well Jasmine what was it like playing for Arsenal in a North London Derby?"

Jasmine: "ooh it were proper exciting".

SlySports Twat: "And what about you Cuntisha? As captain of tottnumb Troglodytes?"

Cuntisha: "well I agree it was exciting running out into a coldroum of hate in front of at least 60 or 70 people".

[AkneyGooner]

Cuntshina: arsenal won 4-2 but the shine was taken off it by male spurs fan who threw a tampax at one of the goal scorers

[AkneyGooner]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... uka-modric

[DB10GOONER]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... uka-modric

Christ so much wrong with that story....

Women's Ballon dor? What next - under 12s boys Ballon Dor?

Twerking? Whats the point to that? Why didn't the arsehole DJ ask her if she wanted to get on her knees and fire him off a quick nosh?

Also what the fuck? Dancing at a football awards ceremony? Though it hardly counts as football I suppose....

Finally WTAF... One of them future Tesco employees was called Pernille Harder. Fucking superb. My pernille was certainly harder watching some porn the other night.

I just hope her team mate Iva Wetgash was there too.

[Natural Born Gooner]

What is with all this talking behind the hand bollocks during the game or after the final whistle? Having a quick chat be it tactics or arranging to meet up after for a quick nosh in a local hotel, everyone's acting like they're a MI5 spy

[DB10GOONER]

What is with all this talking behind the hand bollocks during the game or after the final whistle? Having a quick chat be it tactics or arranging to meet up after for a quick nosh in a local hotel, everyone's acting like they're a MI5 spy

Do these fucking idiots really believe we can't guess what they are saying behind their hand?

"Alright Steve. How's that paternity suit with the prossie going?"

"Yeah not bad mate. Not sure if it's mine or one of the other 15 players in the hotel room that night."

[AkneyGooner]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... uka-modric

Christ so much wrong with that story....

Women's Ballon dor? What next - under 12s boys Baldon Dor?

Twerking? Whats the point to that? Why didn't the arsehole DJ ask her if she wanted to get on her knees and fire him off a quick nosh?

Also what the fuck? Dancing at a football awards ceremony? Though it hardly counts as football I suppose....

Finally WTAF... One of them future Tesco employees was called Pernille Harder. Fucking superb. My pernille was certainly harder watching some porn the other night.

I just hope her team mate Iva Wetgash was there too.

The whole competition is bullshit anyway you pretty much can't win it unless you are a striker or attacking midfielder. and it's a team game anyway proven by the fact that Argentina can't win fuck all with the best player in the world and one of the best strikers in the world.

they have created a female version of an ego contest that should not even exist in the first place imo

Anyway way I don't think being asked to do a sexually suggestive dance is that bad, I think they could all sit down be reasonable and twerk things out before it gets ugly?