Modern Football Bol**cks

[Leyton Gooner]

Derby v Notts Forest, Sly just turned the sound down as you could clearly hear fans chanting about something being "fucking shit"

[DB10GOONER]

Derby v Notts Forest, Sly just turned the sound down as you could clearly hear fans chanting about something being "fucking shit"

Snowflake bastards. I'm so sick of hearing fuckwit commentators apologise for "industrial language" coming from the stands. Fucking arseholes. It's a football match. People swear at football matches. Not all chants are complimentary you fucking PC mongs.

This kind of wankology just grinds my shit to puree.

[Bradywasking]

The new Southampton manager being described on SSN yesterday as the" Klopp of the Alps" ....Fuck off...( If anyone is offended by my inappropriate langue I apologise...like fuck I do)

[DB10GOONER]

The new Southampton manager being described on SSN yesterday as the" Klopp of the Alps" ....Fuck off...( If anyone is offended by my inappropriate langue I apologise...like fuck I do)

Fuck em buddy.

[AkneyGooner]

The new Southampton manager being described on SSN yesterday as the" Klopp of the Alps" ....Fuck off...( If anyone is offended by my inappropriate langue I apologise...like fuck I do)

What does that mean, that he won fuck all in the alps?

[DB10GOONER]

The new Southampton manager being described on SSN yesterday as the" Klopp of the Alps" ....Fuck off...( If anyone is offended by my inappropriate langue I apologise...like fuck I do)

What does that mean, that he won fuck all in the alps?

Yep.

His teeth aren't stupid looking enough either.

[Bradywasking]

The new Southampton manager being described on SSN yesterday as the" Klopp of the Alps" ....Fuck off...( If anyone is offended by my inappropriate langue I apologise...like fuck I do)

What does that mean, that he won fuck all in the alps?

Yep.

His teeth aren't stupid looking enough either.

Yes but he is a character with passion and if Saints go down it won't be his fault.

[Perryashburtongroves]

The new Southampton manager being described on SSN yesterday as the" Klopp of the Alps" ....Fuck off...( If anyone is offended by my inappropriate langue I apologise...like fuck I do)

What does that mean, that he won fuck all in the alps?

Yep.

His teeth aren't stupid looking enough either.

Yes but he is a character with passion and if Saints go down it won't be his fault.

Klopp of the alps? Presumably a yodelling tramp with a cow bell.

[augie]

This morning on eir sport I watched the highlights of our game at the chavs in the 97/98 season and it was a firm reminder that not all things were better in the game in ears gone by - the sneaky b.astard that we lebeouf, put in 3 shocking tackles on the genius that was Dennis Bergkamp, and one on the romford pele. The first one was a 2 feet off the ground lunge at parlour right on the sideline where a free kick wasnt even awarded He then got booked twice for tackles on Bergkamp, but in the meantime he got away with a tackle that should have resulted in a prison sentence, and the b.stard smiled when he was red carded

Btw, I dunno how many of you remember the chavs 2nd goal against us that day, but if you dont then you should look it up - for me it was almost an exact copy of the 3rd southampton goal that leno has been hammered for to the point that many now have written him off already I criticised seaman for the chav goal that day in the same way that I do blame leno for the goal last week, but the difference is that I didnt write off seaman cos of it.

Btw, nutty's goal still lifts my heart when I watch it over 20 years later

[DB10GOONER]

This morning on eir sport I watched the highlights of our game at the chavs in the 97/98 season and it was a firm reminder that not all things were better in the game in ears gone by - the sneaky b.astard that we lebeouf, put in 3 shocking tackles on the genius that was Dennis Bergkamp, and one on the romford pele. The first one was a 2 feet off the ground lunge at parlour right on the sideline where a free kick wasnt even awarded He then got booked twice for tackles on Bergkamp, but in the meantime he got away with a tackle that should have resulted in a prison sentence, and the b.stard smiled when he was red carded

Btw, I dunno how many of you remember the chavs 2nd goal against us that day, but if you dont then you should look it up - for me it was almost an exact copy of the 3rd southampton goal that leno has been hammered for to the point that many now have written him off already I criticised seaman for the chav goal that day in the same way that I do blame leno for the goal last week, but the difference is that I didnt write off seaman cos of it.

Btw, nutty's goal still lifts my heart when I watch it over 20 years later

I'm not writing Leno off but the difference in your two examples was Seamo was already a proven top flight keeper in 98 but Leno isn't. Not yet anyway.

Ditto on Nutty's goal.

[northbank123]

Solskjaer proclaiming Paul Pogba to be a “Man United boy through and through”.

Probably the only fan base of glory-hunting wankers naive enough to believe that. The bloke has already fucked off once and stopped making any effort for the previous manager.

Hope they do ok for the rest of the season and they give it to Solskjaer permanently.

[Bradywasking]

"Reaching the required threshold" has joined "inviting a penalty " and "anticipating contact " as the excuses churned out by the media and FA in order not to deal with cheating by players of certain clubs. Absolutely sick of this weasel talk and double standards.

[northbank123]

Gareth McAuley being honoured with an MBE. What kind of school sports day everybody gets a medal nonsense is that

[DB10GOONER]

Personally I find the very concept of royalty and royal awards stomach turning.

Anyhoo if you have to have these awards why devalue them by giving losers like Fat Tongue and Gareth The Waistcoat one each? What the actual fuck have they achieved in the game? Why not go the full hog and give Danny "Issues" Rose one ffs? Or Robbie Savage?

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Personally I find the very concept of royalty and royal awards stomach turning.

Anyhoo if you have to have these awards why devalue them by giving losers like Fat Tongue and Gareth The Waistcoat one each? What the actual fuck have they achieved in the game? Why not go the full hog and give Danny "Issues" Rose one ffs? Or Robbie Savage?

Get over the royal family ffs, we know you oirish dislike them but thank you for your interest anyway