Modern Football Bol**cks

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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clockender1 wrote:
Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:01 pm
okay, hands up who knew that The Arsenal are one of the few clubs that don't charge parents for their kids to be the mascot :shock:

spurs charge 600 quid. spurs !

600 quid so fat tongue can dribble on your nipper. ludicrous.
That is just so embarrassingly spursy.... :oops: :lol:

What next? They'll charge their troglodyte fans a quid to take a piss? :D

Still it would be a nice tribute to one of their ex managers allegedly cough paying hookers to piss on him. :lol:

cough sex case cough

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they should not be allowed a mascot until they have a ground.

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Blogger fuckheads quoting stats like "our average position was 5.92". FOAD. :censored:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 5:40 pm
Blogger fuckheads quoting stats like "our average position was 5.92". FOAD. :censored:
:D
He lives in North America now so that might explain the stats obsession

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 5:40 pm
Blogger fuckheads quoting stats like "our average position was 5.92". FOAD. :censored:
Anyone with anything to do with statistics, football or otherwise...... but especially football! :roll:

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herbert wrote:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:17 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 5:40 pm
Blogger fuckheads quoting stats like "our average position was 5.92". FOAD. :censored:
:D
He lives in North America now so that might explain the stats obsession
:lol:

Despite his protestations at being "old school proper Arsenal" his blog horseshit reads like the thoughts of someone whose closest encounter with Arsenal has been through the Internet. :roll: :lol:

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Jurgen Klopp

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xisstential wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 10:09 am
Jurgen Klopp
Just for being Jurgen Klopp or is there a new reason to despise the big toothed hugger ?

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Bradywasking wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 12:07 pm
xisstential wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 10:09 am
Jurgen Klopp
Just for being Jurgen Klopp or is there a new reason to despise the big toothed hugger ?
Does there need to be a new reason....? :rubchin: :D

The man is an astonishingly fucking stupid toothed bag of gash. :censored:

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Bradywasking wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 12:07 pm
xisstential wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 10:09 am
Jurgen Klopp
Just for being Jurgen Klopp or is there a new reason to despise the big toothed hugger ?
Nah, just for being Jurgen Klopp.....and he's at Liverpool...surely that's enough :? :? :?

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xisstential wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:35 pm
Bradywasking wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 12:07 pm
xisstential wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 10:09 am
Jurgen Klopp
Just for being Jurgen Klopp or is there a new reason to despise the big toothed hugger ?
Nah, just for being Jurgen Klopp.....and he's at Liverpool...surely that's enough :? :? :?
That is more than enough...but you could throw in the media love for him or the belief by the plastic Victims fans that he is a serial winner..There is so much to chose from.

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One of our regulars just pointed out that I was fast approaching my 44,444th post on here. :shock:

This post is actually number 44,4444. A milestone in bollocks I'm sure we can all agree! :lol:

As my mate REB used to say (when he could be arsed to turn up for his highly paid mod job on here :wink: ) "seems like more". :lol: :wink:

Anyway I can't help but feel that not enough of those posts were pictures of tits. So here ya go.

Look into the tits, not around the tits, look into the tits
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:the_doris_2:

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vanity post alert :moderator:

:lol: :barscarf:

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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 1:05 pm
vanity post alert :moderator:

:lol: :barscarf:
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Harsh. But fair. :D

I remember when this place started and fuckers would be on here celebrating hitting 100 posts and then 1000 posts and so on.... :lol:

Of course we didn't have as many stupid whiney cùnts on here back then.... :D :wink:

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We all can agree that it is a real tragedy what happened to that cardiff striker and the pilot, and I fully expect and understand cardiff football club's need/obligation to pay tribute to the guy, but the reaction of the fans is truly cringeworthy imo. Flags displaying messages about the guy being "100% Bluebird" are ridiculously ott imo - the poor guy had never even trained with the club nor met any of the other players :roll:

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