OZIL - Merged Thread

[augie]

Eventful week for ozil

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/footb ... -Tottenham

Have to give the man credit cos that was an excellent comeback

[Nos89]

Eventful week for ozil

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/footb ... -Tottenham

Have to give the man credit cos that was an excellent comeback

Good man, only taken 5 years but he finally gets it.
It's staggerring that Kolasinac got out the vehicle and chased them. No doubt he'll get a reprimand from the club for that, putting himself at risk. They've both earned themselves extra Arsenal brownie points.
Glad no one was hurt.

[Herd]

Abandoning your wife and teammate to run away . What a man this Ozil is !
Of course he could have stayed in the car an run them down or maybe thinking that the attackers had been scared off he would celebrate and buy a doner kebab for their loving wives.
Full Mark's to Kola !

[augie]

Abandoning your wife and teammate to run away . What a man this Ozil is !
Of course he could have stayed in the car an run them down or maybe thinking that the attackers had been scared off he would celebrate and buy a doner kebab for their loving wives.
Full Mark's to Kola !

Far be it for me to defend the man, be he neither abandoned his wife nor ran away - the 2 wives were in the car and he drove the car down the road allegedly to get them to safety

[OneBardGooner]

Need this incorporated into a chant for the beginning of the season.....

KOLASINAC! KOLASINAC!
HE'S THE HERO OF THE DAY
HE CHASED OFF THE CHAVS
THEY CRAPPED THEMSELVES
WHILE OZIL RAN AWAY!!

[OneBardGooner]

so all in all our defence should be okay this season as long as the opposition are on Mopeds!

[xisstential]

I am expecting a sternly worded word of warning to these would be robbers from our "take no nonsense" London mayor, which should stop these types of attacks from ever happening again.

[Jock Gooner]

Need this incorporated into a chant for the beginning of the season.....

Kolasinac's a nutter, he wears a nutters' hat
And when the hijackers took his car he said
your not having that...ya bunch of thievin' fuck.ing cants, come here and I'll rip your fuck.ing throat out ya pussies.

(the last line is a work in progress)

[Jock Gooner]

Abandoning your wife and teammate to run away . What a man this Ozil is !
Of course he could have stayed in the car an run them down or maybe thinking that the attackers had been scared off he would celebrate and buy a doner kebab for their loving wives.
Full Mark's to Kola !

It's been a while since anyone saw Ozil sprint

[Redarmy]

I am expecting a sternly worded word of warning to these would be robbers from our "take no nonsense" London mayor, which should stop these types of attacks from ever happening again.

That will teach them

[Redarmy]

Abandoning your wife and teammate to run away . What a man this Ozil is !
Of course he could have stayed in the car an run them down or maybe thinking that the attackers had been scared off he would celebrate and buy a doner kebab for their loving wives.
Full Mark's to Kola !

It's been a while since anyone saw Ozil sprint

[Jock Gooner]

Abandoning your wife and teammate to run away . What a man this Ozil is !
Of course he could have stayed in the car an run them down or maybe thinking that the attackers had been scared off he would celebrate and buy a doner kebab for their loving wives.
Full Mark's to Kola !

It's been a while since anyone saw Ozil sprint

Do you think he's after a new contract

[Jock Gooner]

I am expecting a sternly worded word of warning to these would be robbers from our "take no nonsense" London mayor, which should stop these types of attacks from ever happening again.

We don't know how lucky we are to have a 'law and order' mayor to keep us all safe on the streets of London

FFS somebody give the dozy fucker a nudge

[Herd]

Abandoning your wife and teammate to run away . What a man this Ozil is !
Of course he could have stayed in the car an run them down or maybe thinking that the attackers had been scared off he would celebrate and buy a doner kebab for their loving wives.
Full Mark's to Kola !

Far be it for me to defend the man, be he neither abandoned his wife nor ran away - the 2 wives were in the car and he drove the car down the road allegedly to get them to safety

Yea my prejudice kicked in too soon Augie the first report I read said Ozil ran off into the kebab shop which is 5 mins away from me.
Shame they didn't try it in the heavily Turkish turnpike rd area near the ladders or the little fcukers would have never got out alive.
Since it looks like he is staying I can only hope and pray that all the noise we have herd is wrong and that he has a great season. Much will depend on who he has working with him and if we can establish some balance and continuity.

[TeeCee]

Kolasinac, whooaaaaa,

Kolasinac, whooaaaaaaaaa,

When he’s out with his wife

You’ll need more than a knife!.......