Chants Would Be A Fine Thing

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Sat May 24, 2008 1:30 pm

afc71 wrote:fernando torres song;

his hair-band proved he was a gay, torres
he sucked off stevie g today, torres
he takes it up the fucking rear,
that dirty little spanish queer,
fernando torres homo-sex-u-al

na na na na na etc

love it.

Gooner92 · Post by **Gooner92** » Sun May 25, 2008 2:36 am

Walcott, Walcott, Theo Walcott
Walcott, Walcott, Theo Walcott
And when he recieves the ball
we know he'll fucking score
coz he is our Theo/Walcott

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Sun May 25, 2008 7:51 pm

Seeing as the Nasri deals looks like its going ahead (Arsene doesnt usually comment on these things unless their as good as done) thought I'd get in early with a song suggestion.

To the tune of Le Marseillaise (starting from "Il viennent..." around the 1 minute mark) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K1q9Ntc ... re=related :

Il viennent, jusque dans nos bras
One day, down in sunny Marseille
Egorger*
When Arsene saw him play*
nos fils, nos compagner
He said heâ€™ll play for Arrr-senal

Aux armes, citoyens
Heâ€™s called, the new Zidane
Formez, vos battalions
Heâ€™ll shit, on Totten-ham

Marchez, marchez
Sammy, Sammy
Quâ€™un, sang impur
Sam-my Nasri
Abreuve nos sillions
Sammy, Sammy Nasri

* without meaning to get too technical or anything, for scanning purposes the words â€œâ€¦saw him playâ€

Lethal · Post by **Lethal** » Mon May 26, 2008 3:13 pm

i think hell just end up wit the obvious

SUPER SUPER SAM
SUPER SUPER SAM
SUPER SAMIR NASRI

creative as ever ey

James Dodd · Post by **James Dodd** » Mon May 26, 2008 5:24 pm

Seeing as the Nasri deal looks like its a done-deal now, lets have some fun!

(To the tune of Agg-aaa-adoooo)

Saaaaaammmiiirrrrr nas-nas-ri
Better than flamini!

Samir nas-nas-ri
and he plays for AFC!

Passes left passes right, and he plays on either side!
He's in an Arsenal shirt and he's wearing it with pride!

Something i did when i was bored as you can tell

George25888 · Post by **George25888** » Mon May 26, 2008 10:08 pm

i think we all need to work on the songs guys, i mean the adebayor one was good but we were pretty poo last yearm there always with the most basic tunes! lets think outside the box! dare i say it but we should take note from the sousers!

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Tue May 27, 2008 3:46 pm

Seeing as the trend seems to be to sing tunes from foreign sides i.e. Viva Ronaldo at Man Utd, how about this to the melody of Vamos Mi Sevilla (a song that sounds great when fans sing it loud):

oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
oh, oh-oh, oh
You will never beat us
We're the Ars-en-al

(repeat)

Or to possibly let Wenger know what player we want him to buy:

Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
oh, oh-oh, oh
We want David Villa
At the Arsenal

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Tue May 27, 2008 6:04 pm

No need for the

face IHH that's actually a good shout. Thought that song sounded great when Sevilla were knocking the spuds out the uefa cup the other year - although not so good when they were beating us obviously.

Here's a youtube link for it in case anyone doesnt remember it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnZm-SC9 ... re=related

And this is another foreign sides (River Plate) song that would sound great if anybody had/has the talent to put any lyrics to it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdMn4Jig10U

Not sure how these would sound being sung with London accents though.

northbankbren · Post by **northbankbren** » Thu May 29, 2008 3:31 pm

How about.

We love you, We love you, We love you,

And where you go we'll follow, we'll follow, we'll follow,

Cause we all love the Arsenal, the Arsenal, the Arsenal,

And thats the way we like it, we like it, we like it.

Wooooooaaaaaah Woooooooaaaaah Wooooooaaaaaaah

here's where im ripping it off from...would sound class i reckon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy9O7sckLz8

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:58 am

Anything got anything for Aaron Ramsey yet? (Yes, he has signed a contract.)

Also, this is entirely based on transfer gossip (

) but I was not in a creative mood,so

Wo Roque Roque...

Kevinho · Post by **Kevinho** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:07 am

To the chorus of "Copacabana" by Barry Manilow;

"Fernando Torres
Fernando Torres
He should have joined The Arsenal
Cos he's gonna win fuck all
With the scouser shite
Who the fuck's Dirk Kuyt?
And Rafael Benitez
Will discover in the morning
He's on the dole

(Fuck all, gonna win fuck all)"

I'll get me coat.

shimmy21 · Post by **shimmy21** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:04 am

Ramsay's fucking magic, he wears the magic hat,
When he saw the Emirates, he said I'm having that,
Fergie tried to sign him, so did Chelsea, but they're shite,
He chose Arsenal, 'cos we're fucking dynamite!

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 3:44 am

shimmy21 wrote:Ramsay's fucking magic, he wears the magic hat,
When he saw the Emirates, he said I'm having that,
Fergie tried to sign him, so did Chelsea, but they're shite,
He chose Arsenal, 'cos we're fucking dynamite!

Nice but Chelsea never tried to sign him. But for the sake of rhyming, it should be kept

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:03 pm

shimmy21 wrote:Ramsay's fucking magic, he wears the magic hat,
When he saw the Emirates, he said I'm having that,
Fergie tried to sign him, so did Chelsea, but they're shite,
He chose Arsenal, 'cos we're fucking dynamite!

"so did Chelsea, but they're shite" could be changed to "but his team are fucking shite" ?

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:12 pm

SWL is correct. The line with the Chelsea reference is too long for the melody of the song.

How about:

Aaron Ramsey's magic
He wears a magic hat,
When Fergie tried to sign him
He said No to the twat.
He wouldn't go to Everton
Coz he knows they are shite
Instead he came to Arsenal
Coz we're fucking dynamite!!
Oh...
(repeat verse).