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I've finally figured out how Xhaka stays so fit, he does absolutely fuck all, even beyond what we suspected, he doesn't pass more than 5 yards, no chance of over extension injuries, he doesn't tackle except from behind therefore no collision injuries, he doesn't run so no hammies pulled or other soft tissue injuries, he can't head the ball so no chance of concussion injuries, he falls over if anyone comes near him when in possession so never gets tackled, and finally passes the ball 5 yards IF there is a chance of someone tackling him...... he is absolutely perfect in terms of injury avoidance ..................just a shame he is utter dogshite as a footballer
I've finally figured out how Xhaka stays so fit, he does absolutely fuck all, even beyond what we suspected, he doesn't pass more than 5 yards, no chance of over extension injuries, he doesn't tackle except from behind therefore no collision injuries, he doesn't run so no hammies pulled or other soft tissue injuries, he can't head the ball so no chance of concussion injuries, he falls over if anyone comes near him when in possession so never gets tackled, and finally passes the ball 5 yards IF there is a chance of someone tackling him...... he is absolutely perfect in terms of injury avoidance ..................just a shame he is utter dogshite as a footballer
Luiz has come on and repeatedly made idiotic and blatant fouls right under the ref’s nose. This is our seasoned pro, kept on for his experience and mentality.
I've finally figured out how Xhaka stays so fit, he does absolutely fuck all, even beyond what we suspected, he doesn't pass more than 5 yards, no chance of over extension injuries, he doesn't tackle except from behind therefore no collision injuries, he doesn't run so no hammies pulled or other soft tissue injuries, he can't head the ball so no chance of concussion injuries, he falls over if anyone comes near him when in possession so never gets tackled, and finally passes the ball 5 yards IF there is a chance of someone tackling him...... he is absolutely perfect in terms of injury avoidance ..................just a shame he is utter dogshite as a footballer
The real shock here is it took you this long?
Nah, nah, nah DB you are missing the point, he is absolutely perfect you just cant see it, with his attributes he is exactly what Managers such as Wenger, Emery, Freddie, Arteta want.... he is an absolute machine, i wont have anything more bad said about him
Just another 90 minutes of frustration. Yes, we could have been dead and buried in the first 15 minutes, but what a shit show to try and get something back. Sideways, backwards, over hit passes. Zzzzzzzzzz!
I've finally figured out how Xhaka stays so fit, he does absolutely fuck all, even beyond what we suspected, he doesn't pass more than 5 yards, no chance of over extension injuries, he doesn't tackle except from behind therefore no collision injuries, he doesn't run so no hammies pulled or other soft tissue injuries, he can't head the ball so no chance of concussion injuries, he falls over if anyone comes near him when in possession so never gets tackled, and finally passes the ball 5 yards IF there is a chance of someone tackling him...... he is absolutely perfect in terms of injury avoidance ..................just a shame he is utter dogshite as a footballer
The real shock here is it took you this long?
Nah, nah, nah DB you are missing the point, he is absolutely perfect you just cant see it, with his attributes he is exactly what Managers such as Wenger, Emery, Freddie, Arteta want.... he is an absolute machine, i wont have anything more bad said about him
..................just a shame he is utter dogshite as a footballer
