West Ham dirty murdering scum A Sun 21st Mar KO 3pm

[OneBardGooner]

We needed a Baba/Red Member/Monostich replacement and I think we've found our man......

Loving Wenger's Hat already

Sexist!

[OneBardGooner]

Is the only mod on here asleep

He's probably Knockin one out to midget porn

and so let me see if I am reading this correctly:

WENGER AS ACUNNT IS ALSO GOD WHO LIKE SATAN HIMSELF CAME FROM THE LIGHT AND WAS SEDUCED BY THE DARK BECAUSE HE COULDN'T COPE WITH ALL THE POWER AND MONEY AND FROG DJ BITCHESS SUCKING HIS KNOB IN THE LIFT OF LE CLASSE HOTEL IN GAY (TOO RIGHT IT IS) PARIS. SO NOW WE HAVE SOMEONE IN PLACE WHO IS EQUALLY ARROGANT BUT HAS YET TO PROVE HIMSELF AS BEING AN UTTER UBER CUNNT BUT IS HATED BY AUGIE AND STEVEO ANYWAY AND RODDERS BEING RODDERS IS KEEN TO EXPLOIT THIS WITH SOME LUBE AND ANYONE SHARING HIS BATH TUB? (Yes that's a euphemism)

[OneBardGooner]

THIS WHAT WE GET TRUTH TO PUNISHMENT FOR WAY WE TREAT WENGER. HE MAN THAT CHANGE NAME TO MATCH CLUB AND BRING US JOY. HE BRING US OZIL WHO HAS TOUCH PASS LIKE HAND OF ALLAH HE SERVE US LIKE LOYAL KING AND WE HIS HARAM BUT WE FORCE MAKE LEAVE NOW WE PUBISHED FROM GOD FOR THIS SINS. ONCE WE BE MIGHTY CANNONS NOW WE NOT EVEN POP POP SHOOTER NO SUPERSTAR JUST GIRL BOY BELLERIN BAHEM KYI LAUDI. WE NEED MAKE SUPER PASS SUPER GOAL LIKE WENGER BRING US BUT WE JUST LITTLE GIRLS MAKE BAD SHOOT AGAINST US GIVE GOAL AWAY THEN BIG CONTRACT TO GIRL BOY BELLERIN AFTER GIVE MORE GOAL AWAY. WE ONCE ARSENAL NOW JUST ARSNIL REAP WHAT WE SOW.

I completely agree, its about time I had a new friend in here......altogether now......

ONE MIKHAIL ARTETA.........THERE'S ONLY ONE MIKHAIL

[John F]

WENGER MAKE US GLORIOUS IN EYES OF GOD. WE NOT LOSE TO WET HAM UNDER WENGER GREATEST. HE GIFT US GREATEST NO.6 IN CLUB PAST CONSHELLKNEE. HE GIDT US OZIL FROM ALLAH HIMSELF. HE GIFT US GREATEST GOAL ATTACKER OF TIME GIROOD. NOW HAVE COMMUNIST MIDGET IN GOAL NET PROTECTOR AND GIRL BOY BELLERIN BAHEM KYE LAUDIE. WENGER TAKE BOY BELLERIN AND MAKE HIM TRUE MAN UNDER GOD BUT HE LOSE FATHER GUIDE NOW HE USELEAS GIRL BOY SEND THEM TO WOMENS TEAM.
ARETETA IS NOT HIS FAULT HE A PUNISHMENT FROM GOD FOR TREATMENT OF WENGER WE JUST WHAT WE DESERVE.

Got to be the six best posts of the season so far

[falkirk goon]

THIS WHAT WE GET TRUTH TO PUNISHMENT FOR WAY WE TREAT WENGER. HE MAN THAT CHANGE NAME TO MATCH CLUB AND BRING US JOY. HE BRING US OZIL WHO HAS TOUCH PASS LIKE HAND OF ALLAH HE SERVE US LIKE LOYAL KING AND WE HIS HARAM BUT WE FORCE MAKE LEAVE NOW WE PUBISHED FROM GOD FOR THIS SINS. ONCE WE BE MIGHTY CANNONS NOW WE NOT EVEN POP POP SHOOTER NO SUPERSTAR JUST GIRL BOY BELLERIN BAHEM KYI LAUDI. WE NEED MAKE SUPER PASS SUPER GOAL LIKE WENGER BRING US BUT WE JUST LITTLE GIRLS MAKE BAD SHOOT AGAINST US GIVE GOAL AWAY THEN BIG CONTRACT TO GIRL BOY BELLERIN AFTER GIVE MORE GOAL AWAY. WE ONCE ARSENAL NOW JUST ARSNIL REAP WHAT WE SOW.

Fuck me is this that guy Zanatos I think that was the name..who used to post cryptic gobbledygook shite on occasion

No mate his were more "Eloquent" and came from this side of reality.

[DB10GOONER]

Is the only mod on here asleep

Fucks sake. I'm building a guitar. Have you cùnts no lives outside this place ffs?

[DB10GOONER]

Is the only mod on here asleep

He's probably Knockin one out to midget porn

If you keep appearing in them I'm gonna keep watching them, "Lefty the Ankle Raper".

[DB10GOONER]

WENGER MAKE US GLORIOUS IN EYES OF GOD. WE NOT LOSE TO WET HAM UNDER WENGER GREATEST. HE GIFT US GREATEST NO.6 IN CLUB PAST CONSHELLKNEE. HE GIDT US OZIL FROM ALLAH HIMSELF. HE GIFT US GREATEST GOAL ATTACKER OF TIME GIROOD. NOW HAVE COMMUNIST MIDGET IN GOAL NET PROTECTOR AND GIRL BOY BELLERIN BAHEM KYE LAUDIE. WENGER TAKE BOY BELLERIN AND MAKE HIM TRUE MAN UNDER GOD BUT HE LOSE FATHER GUIDE NOW HE USELEAS GIRL BOY SEND THEM TO WOMENS TEAM.
ARETETA IS NOT HIS FAULT HE A PUNISHMENT FROM GOD FOR TREATMENT OF WENGER WE JUST WHAT WE DESERVE.

And you, whoever the fuck you are, get off the fucking drugs.

Sorry....

GIRL BOY LADYMAN GOD TOLD YOU PUNISH NO NO ON THE DRUG IS BAD HAND OF BUDDHA WENGER IN BONGO BONGO.

[WENGERS_HAT]

WENGER MAKE US GLORIOUS IN EYES OF GOD. WE NOT LOSE TO WET HAM UNDER WENGER GREATEST. HE GIFT US GREATEST NO.6 IN CLUB PAST CONSHELLKNEE. HE GIDT US OZIL FROM ALLAH HIMSELF. HE GIFT US GREATEST GOAL ATTACKER OF TIME GIROOD. NOW HAVE COMMUNIST MIDGET IN GOAL NET PROTECTOR AND GIRL BOY BELLERIN BAHEM KYE LAUDIE. WENGER TAKE BOY BELLERIN AND MAKE HIM TRUE MAN UNDER GOD BUT HE LOSE FATHER GUIDE NOW HE USELEAS GIRL BOY SEND THEM TO WOMENS TEAM.
ARETETA IS NOT HIS FAULT HE A PUNISHMENT FROM GOD FOR TREATMENT OF WENGER WE JUST WHAT WE DESERVE.

And you, whoever the fuck you are, get off the fucking drugs.

Sorry....

GIRL BOY LADYMAN GOD TOLD YOU PUNISH NO NO ON THE DRUG IS BAD HAND OF BUDDHA WENGER IN BONGO BONGO.

YOU WHOEVER FUCK YOU ARE I NOT TAKE DRUGS DRUGS ARE HARAMBE. YOU JUST ANOTHER GIRL BOY LIKE BELLERIN WOTH GIRL HAIR SPEND MORE TIME MAKING MAKE UP THAN BEING GOOD DEFEND BACK. I REPORT YOU POST FOR USING DIRTY WORD MAY GOD FORGOVE YOU

[WENGERS_HAT]

WENGER MAKE US GLORIOUS IN EYES OF GOD. WE NOT LOSE TO WET HAM UNDER WENGER GREATEST. HE GIFT US GREATEST NO.6 IN CLUB PAST CONSHELLKNEE. HE GIDT US OZIL FROM ALLAH HIMSELF. HE GIFT US GREATEST GOAL ATTACKER OF TIME GIROOD. NOW HAVE COMMUNIST MIDGET IN GOAL NET PROTECTOR AND GIRL BOY BELLERIN BAHEM KYE LAUDIE. WENGER TAKE BOY BELLERIN AND MAKE HIM TRUE MAN UNDER GOD BUT HE LOSE FATHER GUIDE NOW HE USELEAS GIRL BOY SEND THEM TO WOMENS TEAM.
ARETETA IS NOT HIS FAULT HE A PUNISHMENT FROM GOD FOR TREATMENT OF WENGER WE JUST WHAT WE DESERVE.

And you, whoever the fuck you are, get off the fucking drugs.

Sorry....

GIRL BOY LADYMAN GOD TOLD YOU PUNISH NO NO ON THE DRUG IS BAD HAND OF BUDDHA WENGER IN BONGO BONGO.

YOU WHOEVER FUCK YOU ARE I NOT TAKE DRUGS DRUGS ARE HARAMBE. YOU JUST ANOTHER GIRL BOY LIKE BELLERIN WOTH GIRL HAIR SPEND MORE TIME MAKING MAKE UP THAN BEING GOOD DEFEND BACK. I REPORT YOU POST FOR USING DIRTY WORD MAY GOD FORGOVE YOU

[WENGERS_HAT]

WENGER MAKE US GLORIOUS IN EYES OF GOD. WE NOT LOSE TO WET HAM UNDER WENGER GREATEST. HE GIFT US GREATEST NO.6 IN CLUB PAST CONSHELLKNEE. HE GIDT US OZIL FROM ALLAH HIMSELF. HE GIFT US GREATEST GOAL ATTACKER OF TIME GIROOD. NOW HAVE COMMUNIST MIDGET IN GOAL NET PROTECTOR AND GIRL BOY BELLERIN BAHEM KYE LAUDIE. WENGER TAKE BOY BELLERIN AND MAKE HIM TRUE MAN UNDER GOD BUT HE LOSE FATHER GUIDE NOW HE USELEAS GIRL BOY SEND THEM TO WOMENS TEAM.
ARETETA IS NOT HIS FAULT HE A PUNISHMENT FROM GOD FOR TREATMENT OF WENGER WE JUST WHAT WE DESERVE.

And you, whoever the fuck you are, get off the fucking drugs.

Sorry....

GIRL BOY LADYMAN GOD TOLD YOU PUNISH NO NO ON THE DRUG IS BAD HAND OF BUDDHA WENGER IN BONGO BONGO.

YOU WHOEVER FUCK YOU ARE I NOT TAKE DRUGS DRUGS ARE HARAMBE. YOU JUST ANOTHER GIRL BOY LIKE BELLERIN WOTH GIRL HAIR SPEND MORE TIME MAKING MAKE UP THAN BEING GOOD DEFEND BACK. I REPORT YOU POST FOR USING DIRTY WORD MAY GOD FORGOVE YOU

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

The amount of times he hits the submit button you'd think he was related

[DB10GOONER]

The amount of times he hits the submit button you'd think he was related

He is setting off my WUM radar. Either one of the regulars with an alter-ego or a full time internet troll.

He gets one warning and then I'm pulling the plug. Cannot be fucked playing around nowadays.

[DB10GOONER]

WENGER MAKE US GLORIOUS IN EYES OF GOD. WE NOT LOSE TO WET HAM UNDER WENGER GREATEST. HE GIFT US GREATEST NO.6 IN CLUB PAST CONSHELLKNEE. HE GIDT US OZIL FROM ALLAH HIMSELF. HE GIFT US GREATEST GOAL ATTACKER OF TIME GIROOD. NOW HAVE COMMUNIST MIDGET IN GOAL NET PROTECTOR AND GIRL BOY BELLERIN BAHEM KYE LAUDIE. WENGER TAKE BOY BELLERIN AND MAKE HIM TRUE MAN UNDER GOD BUT HE LOSE FATHER GUIDE NOW HE USELEAS GIRL BOY SEND THEM TO WOMENS TEAM.
ARETETA IS NOT HIS FAULT HE A PUNISHMENT FROM GOD FOR TREATMENT OF WENGER WE JUST WHAT WE DESERVE.

And you, whoever the fuck you are, get off the fucking drugs.

Sorry....

GIRL BOY LADYMAN GOD TOLD YOU PUNISH NO NO ON THE DRUG IS BAD HAND OF BUDDHA WENGER IN BONGO BONGO.

YOU WHOEVER FUCK YOU ARE I NOT TAKE DRUGS DRUGS ARE HARAMBE. YOU JUST ANOTHER GIRL BOY LIKE BELLERIN WOTH GIRL HAIR SPEND MORE TIME MAKING MAKE UP THAN BEING GOOD DEFEND BACK. I REPORT YOU POST FOR USING DIRTY WORD MAY GOD FORGOVE YOU

Listen carefully now buddy. I am a mod on here. Your report goes to me. The report facility is for reporting serious stuff only. Do not report anyone for swearing on this forum. It is not against the rules. It is accepted here. End of. So do not waste my time having to read your reports. Calling someone a "girl boy" is actually against the rules as it is personal abuse so drop that shit. I'll let it go this once.

Press "submit" once to post a comment. Stop posting your comments 3 and 4 and 5 times. That is basic troll activity. If you keep doing it I'm banning you for trolling.

Otherwise, enjoy your (probably short lived) time on the Gooner forum!

[Clummo99]

Definitely an alter ego after all the WUM reminiscing recently.

Lighten up DB, remember the worst part of menstruation only lasts a week.