It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
Yeah sure wonderful all very nice But; I wonder if she gets sand up her snatch?
Coz it's Not nice, It's like rubbing yer knob with grit...
I'll never forget that holiday with me mates in Magaluf (aka: Maaargelloof) Man! Fecking stunning bird but Ouch I thought I stuck me knob in a kitchen blender...
Yeah sure wonderful all very nice But; I wonder if she gets sand up her snatch?
Coz it's Not nice, It's like rubbing yer knob with grit...
I'll never forget that holiday with me mates in Magaluf (aka: Maaargelloof) Man! Fecking stunning bird but Ouch I thought I stuck me knob in a kitchen blender...
that was her anti rape kit she had fitted
but as she was comatose she couldn't tell you she had one fitted