

Normally, I'd cheer on almost any team against the filthy cheating diving Italians. As a footballing nation I despise them. I hate their decades of cheating, I hate their slow boring league. I absolutely hate Italian football and footballers. As people Italians are mostly lovely!

And given that England have Saka in the team I'd usually be leaning towards cheering them on. Back in the 80's / 90's when at various times England had Gunners like Sansom, Adams, Merson, Smudge, Wrighty, Seamo, Keown, Dicko and (very briefly) Nutty - I'm sure I've missed a couple! - in the team, I'd deffo be cheering on England.

But now? The Diver in chief Fat Tongue who is also a scum player, uber-diver Scuba Grealish, Girlfriend Basher and Diver Sterling, the knacker Blockhead Maguire, ex-scum player Walker.... all very hateable players.

Add to this my intense, almost psychotic, dislike of the walking goalkeeping cliche and idiotic screaming schoolboy, Jordan fucking Pickford - and you can see my conundrum....

