ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[xgtdec]

why oh why are we so so bad at the transfer market, players we want we go in with a fiver and a packet of custard creams, and players that we receive offers for we put the most outrageous prices on them, if Eddie is 25million than im going to value myself at 5million given that Eddie is a half decent baller but just not at the level required and i'm a 1/4 decent baller and still not at the level required!!

[StuartL]

why oh why are we so so bad at the transfer market, players we want we go in with a fiver and a packet of custard creams, and players that we receive offers for we put the most outrageous prices on them, if Eddie is 25million than im going to value myself at 5million given that Eddie is a half decent baller but just not at the level required and i'm a 1/4 decent baller and still not at the level required!!

What biscuits would you recommend offering instead to seal the deal ?

Personally, I would only go as far as a packet of chocolate orange fingers but no higher !

[xgtdec]

why oh why are we so so bad at the transfer market, players we want we go in with a fiver and a packet of custard creams, and players that we receive offers for we put the most outrageous prices on them, if Eddie is 25million than im going to value myself at 5million given that Eddie is a half decent baller but just not at the level required and i'm a 1/4 decent baller and still not at the level required!!

What biscuits would you recommend offering instead to seal the deal ?

Personally, I would only go as far as a packet of chocolate orange fingers but no higher !

well if you wanna get a deal done id at least start with toffy pops, failing that bring a pack of foxes classic bars and shake hands with your new player

[OneBardGooner]

why oh why are we so so bad at the transfer market, players we want we go in with a fiver and a packet of custard creams, and players that we receive offers for we put the most outrageous prices on them, if Eddie is 25million than im going to value myself at 5million given that Eddie is a half decent baller but just not at the level required and i'm a 1/4 decent baller and still not at the level required!!

What biscuits would you recommend offering instead to seal the deal ?

Personally, I would only go as far as a packet of chocolate orange fingers but no higher !

Aaaah! Mate it would have to be "Rotoli di crepe al cioccolato" fuckinn well expensive but worth it if they help get the deal over the line!

[Andrew]

why oh why are we so so bad at the transfer market, players we want we go in with a fiver and a packet of custard creams, and players that we receive offers for we put the most outrageous prices on them, if Eddie is 25million than im going to value myself at 5million given that Eddie is a half decent baller but just not at the level required and i'm a 1/4 decent baller and still not at the level required!!

What biscuits would you recommend offering instead to seal the deal ?

Personally, I would only go as far as a packet of chocolate orange fingers but no higher !

well if you wanna get a deal done id at least start with toffy pops, failing that bring a pack of foxes classic bars and shake hands with your new player

Hang on, are there chocolate orange fingers?! Wow, and I thought that white chocolate was sophisticated.

[Andrew]

why oh why are we so so bad at the transfer market, players we want we go in with a fiver and a packet of custard creams, and players that we receive offers for we put the most outrageous prices on them, if Eddie is 25million than im going to value myself at 5million given that Eddie is a half decent baller but just not at the level required and i'm a 1/4 decent baller and still not at the level required!!

What biscuits would you recommend offering instead to seal the deal ?

Personally, I would only go as far as a packet of chocolate orange fingers but no higher !

well if you wanna get a deal done id at least start with toffy pops, failing that bring a pack of foxes classic bars and shake hands with your new player

Hang on, are there chocolate orange fingers?! Wow, and I thought that white chocolate was sophisticated.

Anyway, if you want top, top, top players you've got to splash out on (steady...) Rockys.

[GoonerMuzz]

Personally i was going with Custard Creams, it is Eddie after all

[StuartL]

why oh why are we so so bad at the transfer market, players we want we go in with a fiver and a packet of custard creams, and players that we receive offers for we put the most outrageous prices on them, if Eddie is 25million than im going to value myself at 5million given that Eddie is a half decent baller but just not at the level required and i'm a 1/4 decent baller and still not at the level required!!

What biscuits would you recommend offering instead to seal the deal ?

Personally, I would only go as far as a packet of chocolate orange fingers but no higher !

well if you wanna get a deal done id at least start with toffy pops, failing that bring a pack of foxes classic bars and shake hands with your new player

Hang on, are there chocolate orange fingers?! Wow, and I thought that white chocolate was sophisticated.

Oh yes, indeed there are……

Personally i was going with Custard Creams, it is Eddie after all

Good point

[BobbyPires7]

https://www.arsenal.com/news/welcome-nu ... us-benfica

[StuartL]

https://www.arsenal.com/news/welcome-nu ... us-benfica

Decent enough addition for the squad to cover Tierney.

He mentioned “project “ 2 0r 3 times in his welcome speech, so he is firmly on board.

[Perryashburtongroves]

https://www.arsenal.com/news/welcome-nu ... us-benfica

Well, if this doesn't turn us into title challengers, I don't know what will.

[GoonerMuzz]

https://www.arsenal.com/news/welcome-nu ... us-benfica

Decent enough addition for the squad to cover Tierney.

He mentioned “project “ 2 0r 3 times in his welcome speech, so he is firmly on board.

I'm fairly sure brainwashing is illegal under the Geneva conventions maybe we can raise this about Arteta at the War Crimes Commission in the Hague

I'll try anything to be rid if him

[gooner265]

James Maddison’s representatives expect a move & an attempt from Arsenal in the coming weeks to sign the player. The club have offered Maddison a four-year plus an option of another year, a salary of nearly double of what he earns at Leicester & the #10 shirt. [@TheAFCBeII] #afc https://t.co/wMxh2TvirD
Afc Bell

[Midz]

James Maddison’s representatives expect a move & an attempt from Arsenal in the coming weeks to sign the player. The club have offered Maddison a four-year plus an option of another year, a salary of nearly double of what he earns at Leicester & the #10 shirt. [@TheAFCBeII] #afc https://t.co/wMxh2TvirD
Afc Bell

This would be quite a good addition so I'm doubtful it'll happen. We've at least heard of Maddison.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

James Maddison’s representatives expect a move & an attempt from Arsenal in the coming weeks to sign the player. The club have offered Maddison a four-year plus an option of another year, a salary of nearly double of what he earns at Leicester & the #10 shirt. [@TheAFCBeII] #afc https://t.co/wMxh2TvirD
Afc Bell

This would be quite a good addition so I'm doubtful it'll happen. We've at least heard of Maddison.

My only reservation would be his injury record. He seems be be made of glass.