ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[gooner265]

Héctor Bellerín spoke with Arsenal and has requested to leave now. He wants to go to Inter, it is his priority. Now the clubs have to work on it to find the best formula. [@SkySport @MatteMoretto]

[DB10GOONER]

Mark Irwin reports #Arsenal are struggling to find buyers for Hector Bellerin, Granit Xhaka, Bernd Leno, Willian, Sead Kolasinac, Joe Willock, Ainsley Maitland-Niles, Lucas Torreira, Eddie Nketiah, Reiss Nelson & Cedric. https://t.co/5yNMxxgdNu

I fucking bet we are.

We could give most of those cùnts away for free and half them would still be here next season ffs.

[Perryashburtongroves]

Mark Irwin reports #Arsenal are struggling to find buyers for Hector Bellerin, Granit Xhaka, Bernd Leno, Willian, Sead Kolasinac, Joe Willock, Ainsley Maitland-Niles, Lucas Torreira, Eddie Nketiah, Reiss Nelson & Cedric. https://t.co/5yNMxxgdNu

I fucking bet we are.

We could give most of those cùnts away for free and half them would still be here next season ffs.

It's like those people who buy houses without seeing them on that Homes under The Hammer programme and then can't work out why nobody wants to buy it off them six months later when it still hasn't got a roof, walls or any flooring.

[DB10GOONER]

Mark Irwin reports #Arsenal are struggling to find buyers for Hector Bellerin, Granit Xhaka, Bernd Leno, Willian, Sead Kolasinac, Joe Willock, Ainsley Maitland-Niles, Lucas Torreira, Eddie Nketiah, Reiss Nelson & Cedric. https://t.co/5yNMxxgdNu

I fucking bet we are.

We could give most of those cùnts away for free and half them would still be here next season ffs.

It's like those people who buy houses without seeing them on that Homes under The Hammer programme and then can't work out why nobody wants to buy it off them six months later when it still hasn't got a roof, walls or any flooring.

Maybe those mongs could get Linda McCartney-Zoolander in to do some Feng Shui on the gaff or design a nice matching set of hemp cushions for the couch?

[TeeCee]

I’m not surprised we can’t shift anyone with the prices we want!! It’s like walking into Lidl and seeing a toaster for €200!!
Just ask 10m each for the lot of them and get rid, turds can take a while to go but flush enough and you’ll get rid!!

[Perryashburtongroves]

Mark Irwin reports #Arsenal are struggling to find buyers for Hector Bellerin, Granit Xhaka, Bernd Leno, Willian, Sead Kolasinac, Joe Willock, Ainsley Maitland-Niles, Lucas Torreira, Eddie Nketiah, Reiss Nelson & Cedric. https://t.co/5yNMxxgdNu

I fucking bet we are.

We could give most of those cùnts away for free and half them would still be here next season ffs.

It's like those people who buy houses without seeing them on that Homes under The Hammer programme and then can't work out why nobody wants to buy it off them six months later when it still hasn't got a roof, walls or any flooring.

Maybe those mongs could get Linda McCartney-Zoolander in to do some Feng Shui on the gaff or design a nice matching set of hemp cushions for the couch?

I bet that fucking idiot is refusing to leave unless it's to a club with an official carbon neutral policy, a vegan menu and a recycled training kit or something.

[StuartL]

Mark Irwin reports #Arsenal are struggling to find buyers for Hector Bellerin, Granit Xhaka, Bernd Leno, Willian, Sead Kolasinac, Joe Willock, Ainsley Maitland-Niles, Lucas Torreira, Eddie Nketiah, Reiss Nelson & Cedric. https://t.co/5yNMxxgdNu

I fucking bet we are.

We could give most of those cùnts away for free and half them would still be here next season ffs.

It's like those people who buy houses without seeing them on that Homes under The Hammer programme and then can't work out why nobody wants to buy it off them six months later when it still hasn't got a roof, walls or any flooring.

Maybe those mongs could get Linda McCartney-Zoolander in to do some Feng Shui on the gaff or design a nice matching set of hemp cushions for the couch?

I bet that fucking idiot is refusing to leave unless it's to a club with an official carbon neutral policy, a vegan menu and a recycled training kit or something.

Sadly, that is a distinct possibility

[OneBardGooner]

Héctor Bellerín spoke with Arsenal and has requested to leave now. He wants to go to Inter, it is his priority. Now the clubs have to work on it to find the best formula. [@SkySport @MatteMoretto]

Excellent News.

[Perryashburtongroves]

Héctor Bellerín spoke with Arsenal and has requested to leave now. He wants to go to Inter, it is his priority. Now the clubs have to work on it to find the best formula. [@SkySport @MatteMoretto]

Excellent News.

I'm not getting my hopes up. This has "talks have broken down" written all over it.

[augie]

Héctor Bellerín spoke with Arsenal and has requested to leave now. He wants to go to Inter, it is his priority. Now the clubs have to work on it to find the best formula. [@SkySport @MatteMoretto]

Excellent News.

I'm not getting my hopes up. This has "talks have broken down" written all over it.

And then talks will resume just before the end of the transfer window and the club will then send bellend to inter on loan with no obligation to buy and them not paying all his wages, but our clueless c.unts will come out and pitch this news like it was a great deal for the club

[OneBardGooner]

Héctor Bellerín spoke with Arsenal and has requested to leave now. He wants to go to Inter, it is his priority. Now the clubs have to work on it to find the best formula. [@SkySport @MatteMoretto]

Excellent News.

I'm not getting my hopes up. This has "talks have broken down" written all over it.

And then talks will resume just before the end of the transfer window and the club will then send bellend to inter on loan with no obligation to buy and them not paying all his wages, but our clueless c.unts will come out and pitch this news like it was a great deal for the club

100% True Augie.

Our club has gone to Wreck and Ruin.

Breaks my fuckkin heart to see who owns it - who supposedly runs it - who (mis) manages it.

[Midz]

We'd be as well to simply give away the majority of our squad. get them off the vast wage bill and start again with the 3 or 4 decent players we have.
No one wants to buy these overpaid useless c.unts.

[Perryashburtongroves]

Héctor Bellerín spoke with Arsenal and has requested to leave now. He wants to go to Inter, it is his priority. Now the clubs have to work on it to find the best formula. [@SkySport @MatteMoretto]

Excellent News.

I'm not getting my hopes up. This has "talks have broken down" written all over it.

And then talks will resume just before the end of the transfer window and the club will then send bellend to inter on loan with no obligation to buy and them not paying all his wages, but our clueless c.unts will come out and pitch this news like it was a great deal for the club

Oh, of course. No question at all. He will join whoever it is that he joins, on a season long loan where we will pay 75% of the salary and agent's fees and travelling expenses and all the other shit that these contracts have in them these days. He will then join whoever it is at the very last minute before the transfer window closes and then sit on their bench for most of the season as they'll realise he's fucking bang average. He will then return to us next June for pre-season before being flogged to someone in Spain for £10m.

[augie]

Héctor Bellerín spoke with Arsenal and has requested to leave now. He wants to go to Inter, it is his priority. Now the clubs have to work on it to find the best formula. [@SkySport @MatteMoretto]

Excellent News.

I'm not getting my hopes up. This has "talks have broken down" written all over it.

And then talks will resume just before the end of the transfer window and the club will then send bellend to inter on loan with no obligation to buy and them not paying all his wages, but our clueless c.unts will come out and pitch this news like it was a great deal for the club

Oh, of course. No question at all. He will join whoever it is that he joins, on a season long loan where we will pay 75% of the salary and agent's fees and travelling expenses and all the other shit that these contracts have in them these days. He will then join whoever it is at the very last minute before the transfer window closes and then sit on their bench for most of the season as they'll realise he's fucking bang average. He will then return to us next June for pre-season before being flogged to someone in Spain for £10m.

I know that there is an argument to be made that sending them out on loan will at least ease some of the pressure on our wage bill, but I have to say that I am totally against sending any of our players out on loan now unless they are young lads needing experience. Willock is the exception imo where sending him on loan actually increased his value, cos most of the c.unts come back worth less than the day they left, and we end up taking a serious hit anyway Most of these players want out anyway and probably wouldnt want or get a sizeable payoff, so get what we can now and boost the transfer kitty even a small bit, so we can put these c.unts in the past and move on from here

[g88ner]

I know that there is an argument to be made that sending them out on loan will at least ease some of the pressure on our wage bill, but I have to say that I am totally against sending any of our players out on loan now unless they are young lads needing experience. Willock is the exception imo where sending him on loan actually increased his value, cos most of the c.unts come back worth less than the day they left, and we end up taking a serious hit anyway Most of these players want out anyway and probably wouldnt want or get a sizeable payoff, so get what we can now and boost the transfer kitty even a small bit, so we can put these c.unts in the past and move on from here

I can’t see how you can be totally against loaning any of our players out in such a depressed market.

Guendouzi - loan with an obligation to buy next summer makes sense to me if no fucker is willing to pay for him this summer.

Kolasinac, Cedric & Willian - no way will a club pay a transfer fee for these wasters. If you’re against loaning them out then the alternative is to either keep them or pay off their hefty contracts?

Saliba - would you sell him then? I wouldn’t as his value has probably tanked and I think he has huge potential. A loan at marseille might increase his value and allow a new manager (if Arteta is sacked) to reintegrate him to the squad next summer.