ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[Arsenal Till I Die]

.@SportsPeteO on Ramsdale: “From what I’m hearing, it’s the Arsenal goalkeeping coach who is really pushing this deal. He’s put Ramsdale on the top of his list, he wants him in rather than other goalkeeping targets. For that reason, I think this deal will get done.” #afc

Ahhh well, that's alright then! He got it spot on when he pushed for Rúnarsson.

Rúnarsson, Ryan and Ramsdale - the man has some fetish for the letter R.

[Clummo99]

.@SportsPeteO on Ramsdale: “From what I’m hearing, it’s the Arsenal goalkeeping coach who is really pushing this deal. He’s put Ramsdale on the top of his list, he wants him in rather than other goalkeeping targets. For that reason, I think this deal will get done.” #afc

Ahhh well, that's alright then! He got it spot on when he pushed for Rúnarsson.

Rúnarsson, Ryan and Ramsdale - the man has some fetish for the letter R.

FFS the bloke should have been sacked after the Runarsson debacle. Why would they listen to him again?

[OneBardGooner]

.@SportsPeteO on Ramsdale: “From what I’m hearing, it’s the Arsenal goalkeeping coach who is really pushing this deal. He’s put Ramsdale on the top of his list, he wants him in rather than other goalkeeping targets. For that reason, I think this deal will get done.” #afc

Ahhh well, that's alright then! He got it spot on when he pushed for Rúnarsson.

Rúnarsson, Ryan and Ramsdale - the man has some fetish for the letter R.

R eally ?

[Midz]

.@SportsPeteO on Ramsdale: “From what I’m hearing, it’s the Arsenal goalkeeping coach who is really pushing this deal. He’s put Ramsdale on the top of his list, he wants him in rather than other goalkeeping targets. For that reason, I think this deal will get done.” #afc

Ahhh well, that's alright then! He got it spot on when he pushed for Rúnarsson.

Rúnarsson, Ryan and Ramsdale - the man has some fetish for the letter R.

The man is simply a cRunt!!

[Midz]

oh FFS i just saw this
https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... m-brighton

How many fucking parts are there to a medical these days?

Just announce the fucking thing and move on please.

[Kingralph]

oh FFS i just saw this
https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... m-brighton

How many fucking parts are there to a medical these days?

Just announce the fucking thing and move on please.

I dunno. If I was spending money on signing a player I’d want to make sure he was at least not injured. You know, like we did with Kim Kallstrom….. oh wait…

[gooner265]

Have you seen Azeez lately, Jesus he's bulked up, get rid of Eleny and give this guy some games.
https://twitter.com/MiguelAzeez/status/ ... 99879?s=19

[Perryashburtongroves]

oh FFS i just saw this
https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... m-brighton

How many fucking parts are there to a medical these days?

Just announce the fucking thing and move on please.

I dunno. If I was spending money on signing a player I’d want to make sure he was at least not injured. You know, like we did with Kim Kallstrom….. oh wait…

"Have you ever broken your back?"
"Yes."
"Um, more than er, um, once?"
"No."
"Phew. Then we'd really have to do a medical. We'll just do the usual Arsenal one then.Right can you show me your foot?"
"Here it is."
"Fantastic. That's a tip-top physical pass from me then."
"Are you even a doctor?"
"No."

[DB10GOONER]

.@SportsPeteO on Ramsdale: “From what I’m hearing, it’s the Arsenal goalkeeping coach who is really pushing this deal. He’s put Ramsdale on the top of his list, he wants him in rather than other goalkeeping targets. For that reason, I think this deal will get done.” #afc

Ahhh well, that's alright then! He got it spot on when he pushed for Rúnarsson.

Rúnarsson, Ryan and Ramsdale - the man has some fetish for the letter R.

The man is simply a cRunt!!

[DB10GOONER]

oh FFS i just saw this
https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... m-brighton

How many fucking parts are there to a medical these days?

Just announce the fucking thing and move on please.

I dunno. If I was spending money on signing a player I’d want to make sure he was at least not injured. You know, like we did with Kim Kallstrom….. oh wait…

"Have you ever broken your back?"
"Yes."
"Um, more than er, um, once?"
"No."
"Phew. Then we'd really have to do a medical. We'll just do the usual Arsenal one then.Right can you show me your foot?"
"Here it is."
"Fantastic. That's a tip-top physical pass from me then."
"Are you even a doctor?"
"No."

I was gonna post a smiley emoticon but then the thought hit me, this probably fucking happened word for word...

[Nos89]

.@SportsPeteO on Ramsdale: “From what I’m hearing, it’s the Arsenal goalkeeping coach who is really pushing this deal. He’s put Ramsdale on the top of his list, he wants him in rather than other goalkeeping targets. For that reason, I think this deal will get done.” #afc

Ahhh well, that's alright then! He got it spot on when he pushed for Rúnarsson.

Rúnarsson, Ryan and Ramsdale - the man has some fetish for the letter R.

I thought we changed our goal keeping coach at the end of last season? Or is he the same guy that came from Brentford?

[GoonerMuzz]

oh FFS i just saw this
https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... m-brighton

How many fucking parts are there to a medical these days?

Just announce the fucking thing and move on please.

I dunno. If I was spending money on signing a player I’d want to make sure he was at least not injured. You know, like we did with Kim Kallstrom….. oh wait…

"Have you ever broken your back?"
"Yes."
"Um, more than er, um, once?"
"No."
"Phew. Then we'd really have to do a medical. We'll just do the usual Arsenal one then.Right can you show me your foot?"
"Here it is."
"Fantastic. That's a tip-top physical pass from me then."
"Are you even a doctor?"
"No."

I was gonna post a smiley emoticon but then the thought hit me, this probably fucking happened word for word...

Perry is correct up to the last line, it should read:

Are you a Doctor?

'No, I am Arsene Wenger'

[Clummo99]

.@SportsPeteO on Ramsdale: “From what I’m hearing, it’s the Arsenal goalkeeping coach who is really pushing this deal. He’s put Ramsdale on the top of his list, he wants him in rather than other goalkeeping targets. For that reason, I think this deal will get done.” #afc

Ahhh well, that's alright then! He got it spot on when he pushed for Rúnarsson.

Rúnarsson, Ryan and Ramsdale - the man has some fetish for the letter R.

I thought we changed our goal keeping coach at the end of last season? Or is he the same guy that came from Brentford?

Same bloke, Inaki Cana.

Google his name and you'll see that not all in the garden is rosey.

[mcdowell42]

𝗘𝘅𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲 | #Arsenal are preparing to offer Granit Xhaka a new contract this summer after Roma failed to make a suitable bid for the midfielder | @amylawrence71 #AFC

https://t.co/YTJXF4PRWm

[Arsenal Till I Die]

.@SportsPeteO on Ramsdale: “From what I’m hearing, it’s the Arsenal goalkeeping coach who is really pushing this deal. He’s put Ramsdale on the top of his list, he wants him in rather than other goalkeeping targets. For that reason, I think this deal will get done.” #afc

Ahhh well, that's alright then! He got it spot on when he pushed for Rúnarsson.

Rúnarsson, Ryan and Ramsdale - the man has some fetish for the letter R.

I thought we changed our goal keeping coach at the end of last season? Or is he the same guy that came from Brentford?

Same bloke, Inaki Cana.

Google his name and you'll see that not all in the garden is rosey.

Based on his recommendations, I'm certain he's a Spurs fan.