ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[mcdowell42]

Kia Joorabchian on Willian to Corinthians: "We’re looking forward to making this happen. For me it’s very important to help as much as possible" https://t.co/aeSkUVAlWY

[rodders999]

Kia Joorabchian on Willian to Corinthians: "We’re looking forward to making this happen. For me it’s very important to help as much as possible" https://t.co/aeSkUVAlWY

Ching fucking ching he means the dirty corrupt rat bastard

[mcdowell42]

According to @Eurosport, #Arsenal have had discussions with Atletico Madrid over signing Kieran Trippier. They are currently not willing to meet Atletico’s price-tag, which is around £34m, but are looking into ways to structure a bid in hope Atleti agree to negotiate. https://t.co/9mmgYgsqWz

[rodders999]

Lewandowski asking to leave Bayern last week puzzled me as I couldn't see where he could possibly be heading.........that's until the Mbappe to Real story broke.

[DB10GOONER]

Hope to see a nice few departures over the coming days, come on everybody let me here ya sing -


To the tune of "Rockin' in the Free World" by Neil Young.


Keep on flushing out those big turds
Keep on flushing out those big turds
Keep on flushing out those big turds

To quote my old mate Hlebby, "it doesn't scan".



It actually does but fuck it I miss Hlebby.

[DB10GOONER]

Kia Joorabchian on Willian to Corinthians: "We’re looking forward to making this happen. For me it’s very important to help as much as possible" https://t.co/aeSkUVAlWY

Kia Jabberwocky is the personification of the words "parasitic" and "cùnt".

[SteveO 35]

Lewandowski asking to leave Bayern last week puzzled me as I couldn't see where he could possibly be heading.........that's until the Mbappe to Real story broke.

Pimped up Pep's boys must be interested now that the window licker has decided to stay and lick the rest of the new windows at the swamp

[rodders999]

Lewandowski asking to leave Bayern last week puzzled me as I couldn't see where he could possibly be heading.........that's until the Mbappe to Real story broke.

Pimped up Pep's boys must be interested now that the window licker has decided to stay and lick the rest of the new windows at the swamp

Yeah I just heard that the crayon muncher was staying put at the scum to add to his medal collection

The transfer merry go round will start soon enough anyway even without him, Mbpabbe, Lewandowski, Ronaldo.......maybe even Auba??? all to move and create a domino effect of cash that will drive the market wild.

[DB10GOONER]

Lewandowski asking to leave Bayern last week puzzled me as I couldn't see where he could possibly be heading.........that's until the Mbappe to Real story broke.

Pimped up Pep's boys must be interested now that the window licker has decided to stay and lick the rest of the new windows at the swamp

What a joke.

"I wanna leave, I wanna leave, I wanna leave - erm no no I'm staying and really, it's my decision, and I'm fully committed because of all the lovely messages I got from the fans...."

The lying swollen tongued prick was only short of jumping in his Land Rover or Lambo or whatever the fuck and doing an Odemwingie!

[DB10GOONER]

Lewandowski asking to leave Bayern last week puzzled me as I couldn't see where he could possibly be heading.........that's until the Mbappe to Real story broke.

Pimped up Pep's boys must be interested now that the window licker has decided to stay and lick the rest of the new windows at the swamp

Yeah I just heard that the crayon muncher was staying put at the scum to add to his medal collection

The transfer merry go round will start soon enough anyway even without him, Mbpabbe, Lewandowski, Ronaldo.......maybe even Auba??? all to move and create a domino effect of cash that will drive the market wild.

Rodders maybe you could set up a masturbation advice line for Kia Jabberwocky and all his agent mates that will now be wànking themselves into comas?

[mcdowell42]

|| Sead Kolašinac has terminated his contract with Arsenal & will arrive in Turkey in the coming days to join Fenerbahçe. A 3yr deal worth £31k PW [Via - @FotoMac].

[GoonerMuzz]

If all these happen then that is great however for me the most depressing turd of all, you know the one that just floats there and stinks the place out no matter how many times you flush, is still here

That could apply to the majority of the squad plus edu arteta and all the boardroom and of course the owner. Can you be more specific?

I was being all PC so as not to upset the mods by referring to his, ethnicity, nationality, disabilities both physical and mental, lack of any footballing ability, movement, leadership etc....... Hmmm reading that back it could still apply to a large number

[GoonerMuzz]

Just a thought, anyone got any contacts at the Serious Fraud Office, I'm asking for a friend who may have a hot tip for them...... That's not a euphemism Rodder's

[mcdowell42]

Official and confirmed. Lucas Torreira joins Fiorentina on loan for €1.5m fee plus buy option for €15m from Arsenal. Signed and completed. #AFC

[Clummo99]

Two turds flushed. Hopefully Torreira doesn't come bobbing back to the surface next summer.