Clueless c_@t who is away with the birds in N5..at home to The Canary cockholes Sat 11th Sept 3pm

[falkirk goon]

Thanks to our SteveO for the thread title inspiration Played 3 each lost 3 each..cos we're both a pile of shite... I think this could be a draw 1-1 and another nail in the clueless fartpipes coffin.

[SteveO 35]

Thanks to our SteveO for the thread title inspiration Played 3 each lost 3 each..cos we're both a pile of shite... I think this could be a draw 1-1 and another nail in the clueless fartpipes coffin.

1-3 defeat - even Norwich will expose our wonderful defence. Will it be the return of the 50m paperweight, the big fat Bosnian lump, the big tart that is Mari, the lumbering Holding, "is he a RB/CB/CDM or just plain shite" Chambers, or the Covid Kid Gabriel. Whichever permutation it is will be decided by the now traditional game of rock, paper, scissors leading up to matchday and it won't make the slightest bit of difference as they're all complete strangers

The Swiss prick is now suspended, so Sambi will be partnered with either Elneny or Paper Ankles, which again will make no difference at all

The attacking talent that apparently no other manager could improve - ESR, Saka, Pepe, Laca, Auba, Odegaard - will be rotated into some sort of formation that will see the continuation of the 1930s paced tip tap

10,000 fans or so left in the bowl by the end. The latte drinkers will let off a few mild boos here and there. Us ungrateful morons just need to wait another 90 games before the improvement comes

[xisstential]

The first of the 6 pointers for the season. A must win.

[DB10GOONER]

Worst result here for us would probably be a win tbh. It will just delay the inevitable....

This fucking novice has to go now.

[xisstential]

Worst result here for us would probably be a win tbh. It will just delay the inevitable....

This fucking novice has to go now.

My thoughts exactly....but true to form he'll probably hang on and hang on until he gets fired just before Christmas, no decent managers available, bring in an interim, get a few good results, fall over ourselves to give him an eye watering permanent contract, then find out what we all already knew - he's not the right man.....and on and on it goes....

[John F]

Superb thread title .This is the game that I think will decide Captain clueless fate if he doesn't win. 0-0

[OneBardGooner]

Worst result here for us would probably be a win tbh. It will just delay the inevitable....

This fucking novice has to go now.

Yup!.


#artetaout

[Redarmy]

Think we will just about win this one, will go for 2-1

[rodders999]

We’ll win and all will be rosey in the Arteta garden

[OneBardGooner]

Let's be honest we've got more than enough smelly manure shyte for ANY Rosey garden.

[TeeCee]

Who would have thought that Thomas Parteys hamstrings are actually made of ham!!??

[DB10GOONER]

Who would have thought that Thomas Parteys hamstrings are actually made of ham!!??

If they are, then it's that wafer thin version!

[OneBardGooner]

Worst result here for us would probably be a win tbh. It will just delay the inevitable....

This fucking novice has to go now.

Remember how we had to endure the exact same thing under TOF, the pain just goes on and on and on and on and on...FFS! Is there No Respite from this living hell?.

[OneBardGooner]

Who would have thought that Thomas Parteys hamstrings are actually made of ham!!??

If they are, then it's that wafer thin version!

I know the kind, it comes in those supposedly "Re-sealed" little plastic trays that NEVER do "Re-Seal".


HOLD ON! But I was told that before he fucked-Offski - The tree planter converted him (cough! cough!) to being a Rabbit Food vegan/vulcan thingy...


So how can his hamstrings be Ham???

[augie]

Comfortable 4-1 win as the flat track bullies tag returns - not good result for long term, but for arteta it will a godsend in advance of the 2 beatings to burnley and the scum