DB10 not well Vanity Thread

[robbo10]

What colour is the fingernail mate because the old woman came home in about 98 missing a fingernail and with stink finger?

All the best mate,hope it all goes spiffingly

[falkirk goon]

Just came across this DB ffs mate I hope all goes well with the scans and when the camera thingybobs get poked up your fartpipe and your bulbeye (I thought it would be ok to use a couple of FG style childish words) Seriously though my Celt brethren I hope it all goes well,I'll have my fingers and toes crossed across the water.

[DB10GOONER]

What colour is the fingernail mate because the old woman came home in about 98 missing a fingernail and with stink finger?

All the best mate,hope it all goes spiffingly

Um lemme think.... she had pink nails on best I can recall.... Will she need it back?

Cheers buddy!

[DB10GOONER]

Just came across this DB ffs mate I hope all goes well with the scans and when the camera thingybobs get poked up your fartpipe and your bulbeye (I thought it would be ok to use a couple of FG style childish words) Seriously though my Celt brethren I hope it all goes well,I'll have my fingers and toes crossed across the water.

Thanks FG.

To quote a famous Dublin poet called Paddy something or other... "fuck the begrudgers, they're all furburgers anyway".

[robbo10]

What colour is the fingernail mate because the old woman came home in about 98 missing a fingernail and with stink finger?

All the best mate,hope it all goes spiffingly

Um lemme think.... she had pink nails on best I can recall.... Will she need it back?

Cheers buddy!

Nah that was the finger she lost in a bizarre fishing accident so it’s all good mate,she said keep it,and she hopes she wasn’t too rough

They say laughter is the best medicine so you’ll be fine with the crackpots on here mate

[John F]

Very sorry to read this DB and I hope it isn't bad news.Best wishes mate.

[the playing mantis]

All the best DB, i find myself increasingly religious with age and a notionally catholic partner..not that i go to church or nothing like that or read the good book, but hope there is some thing that can help us all up there, so will include you in the nightly 30 second prayers.

Having thank fuck never been in hospital overnight how you gonna knock one thru the covers if your on a ward with others??!

or your free to tent a way in your own room?

or are poo wanks in the toilet order of the day? (wasnt poo ***** a thing on here once or am i confused with another forum...)

[subtleasaheadbutt]

Ah fuck it .... I wasn't gonna put this on here but feeling shit so here goes.

Been in hospital since 8am yesterday morning. They found some weird holes and lesions in some of the disks in my spine and there is some fucking weird shit growing in them.... it's either osteophytes which are also called "bone spurs" (what a cunty name!) or the fucking dreaded Big C.

I had an MRI a couple weeks ago which showed up some shit and led to a lower spinal CT Scan, which led to them hospitalising me, which led to a contrast dye CT Scan of my full spine, and about 25 pints worth of blood tests...

Am now being kept in for the next week or so to undergo a full body PET Scan, a camera into my bladder and a Colonoscopy.... I've already warned them they're gonna find some chick's lost finger nail from 1998 up there....

Joking aside, the missus is distraught and we haven't told the kids anything past dad's in for some check ups. I'm genuinely worried, gotta be honest.

So if you are of a religious persuasion maybe say a prayer for old DB. If not I will accept kind thoughts or even a fingers crossed.

I’m not at all religious mate, but I will send good thoughts and best wishes your way, along with man hugs

Ps if you can get any photo’s of lovely nurses, in or out of uniform. I’m sure Onebard would appreciate it.

All the best DB10, at least on your mod salary you can afford to go private.

Cheers Stuart, much appreciated. No dropping the hand during the man hug though, bro.

Have to admit the Limo drive up to the hospital was lovely.

Nurses here are not lovely physically. Lovely people absolutely, but me no wanna fucky fucky any of them. Which is odd for me.

Hope what you have is not to serious. But have you told the doctor it causes gayness?
He might get you a couple of male nurses for the sponge bath.

[DB10GOONER]

Very sorry to read this DB and I hope it isn't bad news.Best wishes mate.

Thanks John. Much appreciated mate.

[DB10GOONER]

All the best DB, i find myself increasingly religious with age and a notionally catholic partner..not that i go to church or nothing like that or read the good book, but hope there is some thing that can help us all up there, so will include you in the nightly 30 second prayers.

Having thank fuck never been in hospital overnight how you gonna knock one thru the covers if your on a ward with others??!

or your free to tent a way in your own room?

or are poo wanks in the toilet order of the day? (wasnt poo ***** a thing on here once or am i confused with another forum...)

Cheers mate.

Yeah poowanks were a thing on here donkeys years ago. Fucked if I can remember the guy's name who was always going on about them but he was the same guy I think whose claim to fame was throwing a tub of mayonnaise into Alan Davies' hair in an Arsenal pub one night!

[DB10GOONER]

Ah fuck it .... I wasn't gonna put this on here but feeling shit so here goes.

Been in hospital since 8am yesterday morning. They found some weird holes and lesions in some of the disks in my spine and there is some fucking weird shit growing in them.... it's either osteophytes which are also called "bone spurs" (what a cunty name!) or the fucking dreaded Big C.

I had an MRI a couple weeks ago which showed up some shit and led to a lower spinal CT Scan, which led to them hospitalising me, which led to a contrast dye CT Scan of my full spine, and about 25 pints worth of blood tests...

Am now being kept in for the next week or so to undergo a full body PET Scan, a camera into my bladder and a Colonoscopy.... I've already warned them they're gonna find some chick's lost finger nail from 1998 up there....

Joking aside, the missus is distraught and we haven't told the kids anything past dad's in for some check ups. I'm genuinely worried, gotta be honest.

So if you are of a religious persuasion maybe say a prayer for old DB. If not I will accept kind thoughts or even a fingers crossed.

I’m not at all religious mate, but I will send good thoughts and best wishes your way, along with man hugs

Ps if you can get any photo’s of lovely nurses, in or out of uniform. I’m sure Onebard would appreciate it.

All the best DB10, at least on your mod salary you can afford to go private.

Cheers Stuart, much appreciated. No dropping the hand during the man hug though, bro.

Have to admit the Limo drive up to the hospital was lovely.

Nurses here are not lovely physically. Lovely people absolutely, but me no wanna fucky fucky any of them. Which is odd for me.

Hope what you have is not to serious. But have you told the doctor it causes gayness?
He might get you a couple of male nurses for the sponge bath.

Thanks for the good wishes buddy.

I think one of the male nurses might have his eye on me for a sponge bath already.....

[shu]

Just came across this DB ffs mate I hope all goes well with the scans and when the camera thingybobs get poked up your fartpipe and your bulbeye (I thought it would be ok to use a couple of FG style childish words) Seriously though my Celt brethren I hope it all goes well,I'll have my fingers and toes crossed across the water.

Have all of my fingers and toes crossed (go on bard say it ) and you could of course look at the bard pics thread

[OneBardGooner]

Just came across this DB ffs mate I hope all goes well with the scans and when the camera thingybobs get poked up your fartpipe and your bulbeye (I thought it would be ok to use a couple of FG style childish words) Seriously though my Celt brethren I hope it all goes well,I'll have my fingers and toes crossed across the water.

Thanks FG.

To quote a famous Dublin poet called Paddy something or other... "fuck the begrudgers, they're all furburgers anyway".

I remember studying that poem for my "O'Levels years ago....

[OneBardGooner]

Just came across this DB ffs mate I hope all goes well with the scans and when the camera thingybobs get poked up your fartpipe and your bulbeye (I thought it would be ok to use a couple of FG style childish words) Seriously though my Celt brethren I hope it all goes well,I'll have my fingers and toes crossed across the water.

Have all of my fingers and toes crossed (go on bard say it ) and you could of course look at the bard pics thread

Ohhhh! Okaaaay! If you insist


That'll look like a knotted platter in a French bakers then Shu, Yeah?








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[John F]

Just came across this DB ffs mate I hope all goes well with the scans and when the camera thingybobs get poked up your fartpipe and your bulbeye (I thought it would be ok to use a couple of FG style childish words) Seriously though my Celt brethren I hope it all goes well,I'll have my fingers and toes crossed across the water.

Have all of my fingers and toes crossed (go on bard say it ) and you could of course look at the bard pics thread

Ohhhh! Okaaaay! If you insist


That'll look like a knotted platter in a French bakers then Shu, Yeah?








Well you did say!

OMG, it's Bread porn. Can this forum sink any lower