Newcastle United FC about to join the big time

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Newcastle like ave like announced like who their like first signing like will be like in January like:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGbZdrcqXA8

[DB10GOONER]

Maybe they could get Gazza to manage them. Cost effective too.

"Howay Gazza man. We'll hoy in a canny six pack and a cooked chicken like."

[OneBardGooner]

Aye mun gazza...nowt expense spared like... we've even hired a woman for you to beat up when yoos pissedUp like

[rodders999]

Second bottom with 4 points after 10 games. PLEASE MAKE IT FUCKING HAPPEN

[DB10GOONER]

Second bottom with 4 points after 10 games. PLEASE MAKE IT FUCKING HAPPEN

To quote one of their more famous failed managers, "I'd love it!"

October 2021 - Pimped.

May* 2022 - Relegated.




* I say "May", but let's be honest at this rate it could be March or April!

[goonersid]

They are the most ridiculous club in English football!
Messiah after Messiah!
There's an old saying "You can't polish a turd"
It fits this joke of a club to a tee!
I honestly think they'll go down, you couldn't make it up

[DB10GOONER]

They are the most ridiculous club in English football!
Messiah after Messiah!
There's an old saying "You can't polish a turd"
It fits this joke of a club to a tee!
I honestly think they'll go down, you couldn't make it up

I think it was our resident Mackem that first used the term "the spurz of the north" on here and it is the perfect description of them.

Has there ever been two clubs with such delusions of grandeur?

Maybe the murdering filth of wet sham and their historic "style before success" bollocks.

[Perryashburtongroves]

Maybe they could get Gazza to manage them. Cost effective too.

"Howay Gazza man. We'll hoy in a canny six pack and a cooked chicken like."

"Yooooo ginaaa laffff but I gotta a chikinnn wi me bekozzzzz I'm gooooinnnn fiisssshinnn wi Rollll Moooot in a minitttt."

"Um, he's still dead, you stupid piss head"

"Whhhyyyy aaaaaaayyyyyy, niiii waaayyy maaan. I've jisssstttt biiiin doooon the pub wi him."

"No, you haven't you fat piss head."

"Naaahh weeeeeet. It wasss nat him. I wasss at he oooomm smaassshinnn me wife aboooot agiiiin."

"Yes, that's more like it, you fat wife beating little cûnt."

[BobbyPires7]

They will splurge a fortune in January on the likes of Ramsey for £400k a week. They will still be relegated.

[DB10GOONER]

Maybe they could get Gazza to manage them. Cost effective too.

"Howay Gazza man. We'll hoy in a canny six pack and a cooked chicken like."

"Yooooo ginaaa laffff but I gotta a chikinnn wi me bekozzzzz I'm gooooinnnn fiisssshinnn wi Rollll Moooot in a minitttt."

"Um, he's still dead, you stupid piss head"

"Whhhyyyy aaaaaaayyyyyy, niiii waaayyy maaan. I've jisssstttt biiiin doooon the pub wi him."

"No, you haven't you fat piss head."

"Naaahh weeeeeet. It wasss nat him. I wasss at he oooomm smaassshinnn me wife aboooot agiiiin."

"Yes, that's more like it, you fat wife beating little cûnt."

[SteveO 35]

They are the most ridiculous club in English football!
Messiah after Messiah!
There's an old saying "You can't polish a turd"
It fits this joke of a club to a tee!
I honestly think they'll go down, you couldn't make it up

Newcastle United plan to announce their new manager this week, with Villarreal's former Arsenal boss Unai Emery emerging as the latest leading contender. (Mirror)

I'm sure this news will have you look at them in a more favourable light mate

Good ebening Newcastle !

[rodders999]

They are the most ridiculous club in English football!
Messiah after Messiah!
There's an old saying "You can't polish a turd"
It fits this joke of a club to a tee!
I honestly think they'll go down, you couldn't make it up

Newcastle United plan to announce their new manager this week, with Villarreal's former Arsenal boss Unai Emery emerging as the latest leading contender. (Mirror)

I'm sure this news will have you look at them in a more favourable light mate

Good ebening Newcastle !

They're game away to Watford should be interesting

[Gunner Rob]

Emery has a problem with speaking English and so too do the Geordies so an ideal match up!

[SteveO 35]

They are the most ridiculous club in English football!
Messiah after Messiah!
There's an old saying "You can't polish a turd"
It fits this joke of a club to a tee!
I honestly think they'll go down, you couldn't make it up

Newcastle United plan to announce their new manager this week, with Villarreal's former Arsenal boss Unai Emery emerging as the latest leading contender. (Mirror)

I'm sure this news will have you look at them in a more favourable light mate

Good ebening Newcastle !

They're game away to Watford should be interesting

Indeed.....you can put your house on them losing......err, I mean drawing 2-2

[rodders999]

They are the most ridiculous club in English football!
Messiah after Messiah!
There's an old saying "You can't polish a turd"
It fits this joke of a club to a tee!
I honestly think they'll go down, you couldn't make it up

Newcastle United plan to announce their new manager this week, with Villarreal's former Arsenal boss Unai Emery emerging as the latest leading contender. (Mirror)

I'm sure this news will have you look at them in a more favourable light mate

Good ebening Newcastle !

They're game away to Watford should be interesting

Indeed.....you can put your house on them losing......err, I mean drawing 2-2

Obviously he had the stand out achievement of beating the mancs in the EL final last season (typical that the only fucking club he couldn't win it with was us ) but it's pretty much all gone to shit for Villareal this season.

13th in La Liga with only 2 wins all season so once the sweet smell of the Saudi murder money comes the clubs way it will probably suit all parties to part company I'd imagine.