wibble wrote: ↑Fri Dec 10, 2021 12:01 pm
In light of Sid saying he comments on games without watching them, I’m going to post some comments before the game even kicks off:
What a shit pass by Xhaka
Ffs, somebody pass it forwards instead of sideways
What a shit tackle by Xhaka
I see Partey still can’t shoot
Ffs Xhaka!
Good save by Ramsdale
What a shocking miss by PEA/Nketiah/Lacazatte (delete as appropriate although may apply to all 3)
To follow up this theme, I will go with
Saka will get fouled to fuck, on a rotation basis,.
We will receive the first yellow card, for an innocuous foul or tying up a shoe lace without the referee’s permission or some such shit.
White and Gabriel will pass it between themselves for the entire period of the 5th to 18th minute.
We will get into the Southampton 6 yard box before, carefully, passing it back to Ramsdale to launch a ball 50 yards for a 50- 50 challenge.
Xhaka will receive a ball with his back to play and be blissfully unaware that he has 2 saints players closing him down.
Pepe, if he still exists, will attempt to take on 3 players, while not realising that he hasn’t got the ball as it went under his foot and out of play 30 seconds beforehand.
Ramsdale will be our saviour, coming up for a late corner and scoring a stunning header.
Can’t wait
in charge of the club will not get in anyone better.
