My telepathy is working well and says:
Auba will miss an absolute sitter
Aubu will smile a lot and try to look like he is closing down their defenders & goalie Whilst Martinelli works his bollocks off AND comes closer to scoring
Tomiyasu will play his Old Skool game of "you ain't getting past me you C.unt"
Ramsdale will be our MOTM
xhaka will point a lot and give the ball away at least 5 times AND fall over to win a non-existent foul when one of their players skins him
The only thing that is a little blurry and uncertain is what hair horror show Auba will show up with...maybe those skinny bits of string extensions that makes him look like a dealer like a rasta junkie ...all to try and convince himself he's not going bald
Oh! Yes. And FARTETA will Clapp a lot and point even more than clubfoot and try and micro-manage the players and the game from the dug-out.
won’t be on the pitch this time.
