LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Police are catching loads of Irish bank robbers today as staff are telling them they don't have to wear masks.
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The worry for female athletes used to be: "will i be on my period during competition"
Now it's: "will my balls pop out of these skimpy shorts"
Now it's: "will my balls pop out of these skimpy shorts"
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Our English teacher came into the classroom and put a snake on his desk.
As we all crowded around to see it, he said, "This snake will help you to understand that using correct English is very important." "
Is it poisonous?" asked Mary.
"No," he replied.
Mary reached out to stroke it and was immediately bitten.
Within seconds she was spasming and foaming at the mouth.
"However, it is venomous," he said.
As we all crowded around to see it, he said, "This snake will help you to understand that using correct English is very important." "
Is it poisonous?" asked Mary.
"No," he replied.
Mary reached out to stroke it and was immediately bitten.
Within seconds she was spasming and foaming at the mouth.
"However, it is venomous," he said.
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If you're ever attacked by a bear, simply lie down and play dead.
It's good practice for what's coming next
It's good practice for what's coming next
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Helium addiction is horrible because no one takes your cries for help seriously.
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To all of the above - I needed a Bubble mate - so "Thank-You".
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You're welcome mateOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:07 pm
To all of the above - I needed a Bubble mate - so "Thank-You".
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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:45 am"I want you to come over here and do me up the shitter," she demanded.
Even as I was unbuckling my belt I couldn't help thinking that Nan's dementia was definitely getting worse.
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Some belters in there lefty
Lefty is back, Lefty is back
Lefty is back, Lefty is back
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Brace yourself then mate, best buckle up tooOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Fri Jan 28, 2022 5:01 pm
Groan!
I was going to say your skills are Wa(i)sted Stuart !
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Oh! That's a 'Turn-Up' for the books!
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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:45 amPolice are catching loads of Irish bank robbers today as staff are telling them they don't have to wear masks.
Some absolute gems in there Lefty!
Thanks mate!
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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:41 amAnd the results are in. 100% of women agree its not the size of the penis that matters.
It's the fact I'm at the school gates
This and the anal loving granny are my faves!
Literally!