Modern Football Bol**cks

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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In fairness you only know it was an unwanted photo AFTER you've sent it, you might be one of those lads that gets a text back saying come on over!!

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Feb 07, 2022 7:14 pm
That fucking SlySports rubbish commentary....

"Auuuuugueee >eek< roooooohhhh!" :roll:

It's on SlySports alot lately. It's just so snowflakey. The weak way his voice cracks in the middle of it. It's forced girly hysteria, like almost everything on SlySports.

That day citeh won the league comes nowhere near Anfield 89 for drama - and his weakassed "Auguero" screech sounds gash compared to Brian Moore's classy, restrained, manly, commentary:

"Arsenal come streaming forward now in surely what will be their last attack. A good ball by Dixon finding Smith, for Thomas charging through the midfield,
Thomas, its up for grabs now
!"

Hearing it stills sends a shiver down my spine.

Quality. 8)
Agreed was commentary you will remember all your life...such as "they think its all over.....it is now"

Not the prepared woke shit you get nowadays....some screeching bint who has no interest in the game.....only there because the media hate middle aged white hetrosexual males

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Feb 07, 2022 7:14 pm
That fucking SlySports rubbish commentary....

"Auuuuugueee >eek< roooooohhhh!" :roll:

It's on SlySports alot lately. It's just so snowflakey. The weak way his voice cracks in the middle of it. It's forced girly hysteria, like almost everything on SlySports.

That day citeh won the league comes nowhere near Anfield 89 for drama - and his weakassed "Auguero" screech sounds gash compared to Brian Moore's classy, restrained, manly, commentary:

"Arsenal come streaming forward now in surely what will be their last attack. A good ball by Dixon finding Smith, for Thomas charging through the midfield,
Thomas, its up for grabs now
!"

Hearing it stills sends a shiver down my spine.

Quality. 8)
Yes that was quality commentary, I have a bottle opener that plays the last bit every time you open a beer :barscarf:

Nowadays they just scream uncontrollably trying yo make it sound more exciting than it actually is.

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 10:52 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Feb 07, 2022 7:14 pm
That fucking SlySports rubbish commentary....

"Auuuuugueee >eek< roooooohhhh!" :roll:

It's on SlySports alot lately. It's just so snowflakey. The weak way his voice cracks in the middle of it. It's forced girly hysteria, like almost everything on SlySports.

That day citeh won the league comes nowhere near Anfield 89 for drama - and his weakassed "Auguero" screech sounds gash compared to Brian Moore's classy, restrained, manly, commentary:

"Arsenal come streaming forward now in surely what will be their last attack. A good ball by Dixon finding Smith, for Thomas charging through the midfield,
Thomas, its up for grabs now
!"

Hearing it stills sends a shiver down my spine.

Quality. 8)
Yes that was quality commentary, I have a bottle opener that plays the last bit every time you open a beer :barscarf:

Nowadays they just scream uncontrollably trying yo make it sound more exciting than it actually is.
They start hyperventilating whenever a player runs passed the halfway line, too. It’s madness.

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Match of the Day.....

What a load of shit.....condescending lineker, total tosser Murphy and "trying to find the right woke answer" Jenas....does anyone want to hear these wankers?

Novel idea...what about more football and less talk.....cut the community woke stuff for another programme....and remove the womens commentators....just a diatribe of cliches...extremely fucking annoying

seems to be set up for BBC box ticking benefit and not that of the viewers

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I record both shows every week and sometimes don't bother to watch them and delete them if there is nothing contetious . If I do watch , I fast forward the chat and only watch the football .
Generally cuts the programme in half.

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A11M11 wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 11:27 am
I record both shows every week and sometimes don't bother to watch them and delete them if there is nothing contetious . If I do watch , I fast forward the chat and only watch the football .
Generally cuts the programme in half.
I'm the same with most football nowadays, record it so I can fast forward the "expert" pundits and obligatory token woman. If its a live Arsenal match I usually watch from kick off only and then channel hop at half time unless there was something contentious that I want to watch again whilst some prick biased ex-player spews out anti-Arsenal nonsense.... :roll:

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That fùcking "win probability" shite that's crept into TV coverage.

What a load of nonsense. :roll:

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A11M11 wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 11:27 am
I record both shows every week and sometimes don't bother to watch them and delete them if there is nothing contentious . If I do watch , I fast forward the chat and only watch the football .
Generally cuts the programme in half.
Exactly, though most times I only watch the Arsenal game/s and the rest can fuck off especially the out-of-date overpaid cuntts on the show.... They Add NOTHING.

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Socks pulled up over the knee.....what the fuck is that all about?

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Redarmy wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:30 pm
Socks pulled up over the knee.....what the fuck is that all about?
I could be wrong here but I think Henry was the first player to do that in the PL. He's the one I remember most anyway. I remember thinking "what the fuck?" when I first saw it. Looks fucking stupid. :roll:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 8:51 pm
Redarmy wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:30 pm
Socks pulled up over the knee.....what the fuck is that all about?
I could be wrong here but I think Henry was the first player to do that in the PL. He's the one I remember most anyway. I remember thinking "what the fuck?" when I first saw it. Looks fucking stupid. :roll:
Best and Bowles and many others started a game with socks rolled down.....playing in what was a mans game....not these *word censored* nowadays feigning injury at every opportunity like school girls

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Boris the Chavski Nazi, it's about time this corrupt criminal gangster club & owner is sanctioned for money laundering & stealing money from Russian people. Their fans are Nazi scum & their owner has blood on his hands! :banghead: :box: :cussing: :censored:

Smash the Chavksi Nazi vermin. :box: :barscarf:

FFS! Boris bungs all around! As the bullshitter changes his mind!

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/p ... 20535.html

FREE UKRAINE! BOLLOX TO PUTIN!

Sanction this gangster criminal NOW!

MP's now demand Chavksi owner sanctions Sky Sports News :barscarf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7g0Jbna9VA

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Almunia is a clown wrote:
Wed Feb 23, 2022 12:30 am
Boris the Chavski Nazi, it's about time this corrupt criminal gangster club & owner is sanctioned for money laundering & stealing money from Russian people. Their fans are Nazi scum & their owner has blood on his hands! :banghead: :box: :cussing: :censored:

Smash the Chavksi Nazi vermin. :box: :barscarf:

FFS! Boris bungs all around! As the bullshitter changes his mind!

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/p ... 20535.html

FREE UKRAINE! BOLLOX TO PUTIN!

Sanction this gangster criminal NOW!

MP's now demand Chavksi owner sanctions Sky Sports News :barscarf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7g0Jbna9VA
I thought Usmanov sold up and bought Everton, not exactly the most in depth journalism is it.

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Almunia is a clown wrote:
Wed Feb 23, 2022 12:30 am
Boris the Chavski Nazi, it's about time this corrupt criminal gangster club & owner is sanctioned for money laundering & stealing money from Russian people. Their fans are Nazi scum & their owner has blood on his hands! :banghead: :box: :cussing: :censored:

Smash the Chavksi Nazi vermin. :box: :barscarf:

FFS! Boris bungs all around! As the bullshitter changes his mind!

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/p ... 20535.html

FREE UKRAINE! BOLLOX TO PUTIN!

Sanction this gangster criminal NOW!

MP's now demand Chavksi owner sanctions Sky Sports News :barscarf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7g0Jbna9VA
Not sure about the "blood on his hands" quote woud be difficult to prove

Also think they have moved on a bit since the 80s with C18 and the like........more foreign fans and Back supporters there than ever
Of course they also have the Toffs brigade of which there are many
Think its safe to say they always had a weird fan base, upper class toffs and extreme low life :D

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