MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

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Is she still in some foreign land being banged from here to wherever? :?
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Apparently she's stranded in Benidorm enjoying every sperm gargling moment :shock:
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Uh Oh! She's off again....


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OneBardGooner wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 05, 2021 4:00 pm
 Uh Oh! She's off again....


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I always pictured her less blonde and less slim. About 10 stone less slim. :D :wink:
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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:16 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 05, 2021 4:00 pm
 Uh Oh! She's off again....


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I always pictured her less blonde and less slim. About 10 stone less slim. :D :wink:

Aaaah! Yes, But you would wouldn't you! :lol:
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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:16 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 05, 2021 4:00 pm
 Uh Oh! She's off again....


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I always pictured her less blonde and less slim. About 10 stone less slim. :D :wink:
😀😀😀
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OneBardGooner wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:35 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:16 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 05, 2021 4:00 pm
 Uh Oh! She's off again....


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I always pictured her less blonde and less slim. About 10 stone less slim. :D :wink:

Aaaah! Yes, But you would wouldn't you! :lol:
I’d use her shit for Toothpaste :barscarf:
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robbo10 wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 07, 2022 9:02 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:35 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:16 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 05, 2021 4:00 pm
 Uh Oh! She's off again....


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I always pictured her less blonde and less slim. About 10 stone less slim. :D :wink:

Aaaah! Yes, But you would wouldn't you! :lol:
I’d use her shit for Toothpaste :barscarf:
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

Fucking absolute mega-quality robbo mate. 8)
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robbo10 wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 07, 2022 9:02 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:35 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:16 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 05, 2021 4:00 pm
 Uh Oh! She's off again....


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I always pictured her less blonde and less slim. About 10 stone less slim. :D :wink:

Aaaah! Yes, But you would wouldn't you! :lol:
I’d use her shit for Toothpaste :barscarf:
:coffeespit:
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I'd gargle her pi55 when she's got thrush :o
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:shock: :shock: :shock:


Gawd there are some seriously 'dodgy' peeps on here! :lol: :wink:
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Just read that Albufeira is set to impose hefty fines for various public decency offences.
These will include people walking from the beach in bikinis, I agree 100% with this, I like womens arses as much as any red blooded man, but women walking along the street with their bikini bottoms up their fucking ringpiece is fucking disgusting, wear a sarong and have some fucking self respect, you slag!!! same applies to men!!!
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Sid33 wrote: ↑
Fri Feb 14, 2025 3:27 pm
 Just read that Albufeira is set to impose hefty fines for various public decency offences.
These will include people walking from the beach in bikinis, I agree 100% with this, I like womens arses as much as any red blooded man, but women walking along the street with their bikini bottoms up their fucking ringpiece is fucking disgusting, wear a sarong and have some fucking self respect, you slag!!! same applies to men!!!

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OneBardGooner wrote: ↑
Fri Feb 14, 2025 7:44 pm
Sid33 wrote: ↑
Fri Feb 14, 2025 3:27 pm
 Just read that Albufeira is set to impose hefty fines for various public decency offences.
These will include people walking from the beach in bikinis, I agree 100% with this, I like womens arses as much as any red blooded man, but women walking along the street with their bikini bottoms up their fucking ringpiece is fucking disgusting, wear a sarong and have some fucking self respect, you slag!!! same applies to men!!!

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I don't know why, but I always picture SteveO looking like that. Exactly like that. :lol: :wink:
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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 16, 2025 10:49 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑
Fri Feb 14, 2025 7:44 pm
Sid33 wrote: ↑
Fri Feb 14, 2025 3:27 pm
 Just read that Albufeira is set to impose hefty fines for various public decency offences.
These will include people walking from the beach in bikinis, I agree 100% with this, I like womens arses as much as any red blooded man, but women walking along the street with their bikini bottoms up their fucking ringpiece is fucking disgusting, wear a sarong and have some fucking self respect, you slag!!! same applies to men!!!

1,000%


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I don't know why, but I always picture SteveO looking like that. Exactly like that. :lol: :wink:
I thought that's who it was! ..... Wow! Funny That! :D
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