Palarsewipes A Mon April 4th KO 8pm

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Re: Palarsewipes A Mon April 4th KO 8pm

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:00 pm
I'd like to say we'll be alright but I don't fucking know. This is shades of that fucking horror show at this craphole a few years back when we didn't give a fuck and Bellerend got lairy or whatver. Fuck it, I've had a bottle of wine and I'm up for knocking out any cûnt Zaha or that fucking cûnt Mark Bright if that elbowing cúnt still plays for them. Fuck off you dirty fucking prick, have a bit of Andy Linighan in your mug, you stupid fucking twat . And I don't fucking care if that was nearly 30 years ago. Bollox to him and bollox to Crystal cúnting Palace. I'll burn your fucking pavilion down and those shit fucking dinosaurs or something and I want that 25 quid back or whatever it was I raised on about 1992 for doing a fucking fun run which wasn't fucking fun and was at that shitty fucking athletics track thing. Fuck off. And get Martinelli on right fucking now. And I'm in a right fucking bad mood.
You should try drinking better wine.

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:00 pm
I'd like to say we'll be alright but I don't fucking know. This is shades of that fucking horror show at this craphole a few years back when we didn't give a fuck and Bellerend got lairy or whatver. Fuck it, I've had a bottle of wine and I'm up for knocking out any cûnt Zaha or that fucking cûnt Mark Bright if that elbowing cúnt still plays for them. Fuck off you dirty fucking prick, have a bit of Andy Linighan in your mug, you stupid fucking twat . And I don't fucking care if that was nearly 30 years ago. Bollox to him and bollox to Crystal cúnting Palace. I'll burn your fucking pavilion down and those shit fucking dinosaurs or something and I want that 25 quid back or whatever it was I raised on about 1992 for doing a fucking fun run which wasn't fucking fun and was at that shitty fucking athletics track thing. Fuck off. And get Martinelli on right fucking now. And I'm in a right fucking bad mood.
:coffeespit: post of the week right there. :lol:

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Natural Born Gooner wrote:
Mon Apr 04, 2022 7:46 pm
Martin Tyler is such an insufferable cunt
Insufferable he might be but he's not the commentator :lol:

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Thynker wrote:
Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:02 pm
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:00 pm
I'd like to say we'll be alright but I don't fucking know. This is shades of that fucking horror show at this craphole a few years back when we didn't give a fuck and Bellerend got lairy or whatver. Fuck it, I've had a bottle of wine and I'm up for knocking out any cûnt Zaha or that fucking cûnt Mark Bright if that elbowing cúnt still plays for them. Fuck off you dirty fucking prick, have a bit of Andy Linighan in your mug, you stupid fucking twat . And I don't fucking care if that was nearly 30 years ago. Bollox to him and bollox to Crystal cúnting Palace. I'll burn your fucking pavilion down and those shit fucking dinosaurs or something and I want that 25 quid back or whatever it was I raised on about 1992 for doing a fucking fun run which wasn't fucking fun and was at that shitty fucking athletics track thing. Fuck off. And get Martinelli on right fucking now. And I'm in a right fucking bad mood.
You should try drinking better wine.
Or more of it. :barscarf: :wink:

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I'd be surprise Dif we ever see Tavares again...


Martinelli should have been on from the start


Oh! Fuck Clive at Full-Back


Time to open the Tequila! Grrrrrrrrrrr! :banghead: :box:

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We need a goal in the next 15 minutes if we are to try and turn this around....

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No we won’t see him again , two games and completed one half .

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Thynker wrote:
Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:02 pm
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:00 pm
I'd like to say we'll be alright but I don't fucking know. This is shades of that fucking horror show at this craphole a few years back when we didn't give a fuck and Bellerend got lairy or whatver. Fuck it, I've had a bottle of wine and I'm up for knocking out any cûnt Zaha or that fucking cûnt Mark Bright if that elbowing cúnt still plays for them. Fuck off you dirty fucking prick, have a bit of Andy Linighan in your mug, you stupid fucking twat . And I don't fucking care if that was nearly 30 years ago. Bollox to him and bollox to Crystal cúnting Palace. I'll burn your fucking pavilion down and those shit fucking dinosaurs or something and I want that 25 quid back or whatever it was I raised on about 1992 for doing a fucking fun run which wasn't fucking fun and was at that shitty fucking athletics track thing. Fuck off. And get Martinelli on right fucking now. And I'm in a right fucking bad mood.
You should try drinking better wine.
Any suggestions? I've just knocked back some white Bordeaux and quite fancy starting on the gin.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:03 pm
Thynker wrote:
Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:02 pm
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:00 pm
I'd like to say we'll be alright but I don't fucking know. This is shades of that fucking horror show at this craphole a few years back when we didn't give a fuck and Bellerend got lairy or whatver. Fuck it, I've had a bottle of wine and I'm up for knocking out any cûnt Zaha or that fucking cûnt Mark Bright if that elbowing cúnt still plays for them. Fuck off you dirty fucking prick, have a bit of Andy Linighan in your mug, you stupid fucking twat . And I don't fucking care if that was nearly 30 years ago. Bollox to him and bollox to Crystal cúnting Palace. I'll burn your fucking pavilion down and those shit fucking dinosaurs or something and I want that 25 quid back or whatever it was I raised on about 1992 for doing a fucking fun run which wasn't fucking fun and was at that shitty fucking athletics track thing. Fuck off. And get Martinelli on right fucking now. And I'm in a right fucking bad mood.
You should try drinking better wine.
:barscarf: :wink:
Tequila through a straw! :lol:

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Tavares is going to remember this as the night his Arsenal career ended.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:02 pm
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:00 pm
I'd like to say we'll be alright but I don't fucking know. This is shades of that fucking horror show at this craphole a few years back when we didn't give a fuck and Bellerend got lairy or whatver. Fuck it, I've had a bottle of wine and I'm up for knocking out any cûnt Zaha or that fucking cûnt Mark Bright if that elbowing cúnt still plays for them. Fuck off you dirty fucking prick, have a bit of Andy Linighan in your mug, you stupid fucking twat . And I don't fucking care if that was nearly 30 years ago. Bollox to him and bollox to Crystal cúnting Palace. I'll burn your fucking pavilion down and those shit fucking dinosaurs or something and I want that 25 quid back or whatever it was I raised on about 1992 for doing a fucking fun run which wasn't fucking fun and was at that shitty fucking athletics track thing. Fuck off. And get Martinelli on right fucking now. And I'm in a right fucking bad mood.
:coffeespit: post of the week right there. :lol:
In the Wenger years that was counted as a trophy.

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Tavares is not even a championship player, a serious fuck up has been made signing him, he has to go.

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Partey might end up with a minus percentage for his pass completion stat tonight. :roll:

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No way we’re getting a penalty off this prick :roll:

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How the fuck is that not a pen?!

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