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Midz
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by Midz » Thu Jun 30, 2022 8:14 pm
Kick Xhaka in the nads
Go down on Mila Kunis
It's a very tough decision!
you can only choose one
OneBardGooner
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by OneBardGooner » Thu Jun 30, 2022 9:00 pm
There are 2 more options mate:
3. Mila Kunis go down on said person
4. Make Chaka go down on Spuddy AND then kick him in the nads!
DB10GOONER
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by DB10GOONER » Fri Jul 01, 2022 1:53 pm
Midz wrote: ↑ Thu Jun 30, 2022 8:14 pm
Kick Xhaka in the nads
Go down on Mila Kunis
It's a very tough decision!
you can only choose one
Impossible choice.
Fuck it I'm taking a running kick at Clive's ballbag.
Midz
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by Midz » Fri Jul 01, 2022 1:58 pm
Retro Gunner
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by Retro Gunner » Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:13 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 01, 2022 1:53 pm
Midz wrote: ↑ Thu Jun 30, 2022 8:14 pm
Kick Xhaka in the nads
Go down on Mila Kunis
It's a very tough decision!
you can only choose one
Impossible choice.
Fuck it I'm taking a running kick at Clive's ballbag.
It wouldn't hurt him. From the way he performs, there's nothing inside it.
DB10GOONER
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by DB10GOONER » Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:38 pm
Retro Gunner wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:13 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 01, 2022 1:53 pm
Midz wrote: ↑ Thu Jun 30, 2022 8:14 pm
Kick Xhaka in the nads
Go down on Mila Kunis
It's a very tough decision!
you can only choose one
Impossible choice.
Fuck it I'm taking a running kick at Clive's ballbag.
It wouldn't hurt him. From the way he performs, there's nothing inside it.
Hmmm....
Interesting.
I'll reword that to taking a running kick at his Ballgina.
Retro Gunner
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by Retro Gunner » Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:50 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:38 pm
Retro Gunner wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:13 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 01, 2022 1:53 pm
Midz wrote: ↑ Thu Jun 30, 2022 8:14 pm
Kick Xhaka in the nads
Go down on Mila Kunis
It's a very tough decision!
you can only choose one
Impossible choice.
Fuck it I'm taking a running kick at Clive's ballbag.
Well, it's an idea, but he's such a big c**t, that I think your foot might disappear permanently.
It's no good, I give up, there's nothing that can be done, he's here forever!!!!!!
It wouldn't hurt him. From the way he performs, there's nothing inside it.
Hmmm....
Interesting.
I'll reword that to taking a running kick at his Ballgina.
Retro Gunner
Posts: 2917 Joined: Wed May 18, 2011 3:37 pm
Location: Spitalfields
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by Retro Gunner » Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:53 pm
Retro Gunner wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:50 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:38 pm
Retro Gunner wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:13 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 01, 2022 1:53 pm
Midz wrote: ↑ Thu Jun 30, 2022 8:14 pm
Kick Xhaka in the nads
Go down on Mila Kunis
It's a very tough decision!
you can only choose one
Impossible choice.
Fuck it I'm taking a running kick at Clive's ballbag.
Well, it's an idea, but he's such a big c**t, that I think your foot might disappear permanently.
It's no good, I give up, there's nothing that can be done, he's here forever!!!!!!
It wouldn't hurt him. From the way he performs, there's nothing inside it.
Hmmm....
Interesting.
I'll reword that to taking a running kick at his Ballgina.
Well, it's an idea, but he's such a big c**t that I think your foot might disappear permanently.
It's no good, I give up, there's no answer, he's here forever!!!!!
goonersid
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by goonersid » Tue Jul 05, 2022 8:02 am
29 year old prem player, due to play in world cup arrested on rape allegation!!!
Pleeeeaaase let it be him!
TeeCee
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by TeeCee » Wed Jul 06, 2022 10:28 am
Evidently, Xhaka has a house in Barnet.....just saying!
Redarmy
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by Redarmy » Sun Jul 10, 2022 8:46 am
looks like xhaka will be stinking the place out next season as well
good luck with that
SteveO 35
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by SteveO 35 » Sun Jul 17, 2022 2:46 pm
No surprise that this c.unt is featuring heavily again in pre-season - no doubt the first fucking name on the team sheet again this coming season. When Odegaard doesn't play, it'll be this tool taking the armband too - you know the same dopey, fan hating c.unt that told us all to fuck off
arrgee
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by arrgee » Mon Jul 18, 2022 9:01 am
SteveO 35 wrote: ↑ Sun Jul 17, 2022 2:46 pm
No surprise that this c.unt is featuring heavily again in pre-season - no doubt the first fucking name on the team sheet again this coming season. When Odegaard doesn't play, it'll be this tool taking the armband too - you know the same dopey, fan hating c.unt that told us all to fuck off
Another wasted summer with Xhakash!t still stinking the place out. Ain’t 6 seasons and 250 games enough to show how fcuking useless he is. I knew after game one.
OneBardGooner
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by OneBardGooner » Mon Jul 18, 2022 1:05 pm
I heard Clive has a new hobby; I mean besides pointing at anything that moves and falling over AND giving away free-kicks in the stupidest of places on the pitch.
He is flying single prop planes to get his pilots licence!
Now where did I put that Ground-to-air rocket launcher I half-inched when I was in the forces???
Redarmy
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by Redarmy » Wed Jul 20, 2022 3:55 pm
Xhaka quoted talking to ESPN
Without him [ Arteta ], I would not be here in this football club anymore,” Xhaka told ESPN. “He helped me a lot when I was completely down. He took me aside, helped me with small things, step by step, tactically, as a person, mentality, between the team and the club, tried to help me as well with the fans.
This fucker is going nowhere soon........