As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
Anyone who likes, buys or even considers buying that pink kit has got to be
Fucking disgusting.... The club are obviously targeting the LGBT crowd.. and Sid.
It's all part of the bubble bath collection to get us in the mood for the inevitable trip to Olympiakos next February. Pink kit, pink bath bombs, pink bubble loafer, pink face mask and pink rubber dildo.
Are you still doing that thing where you get a new dildo each year to match the third kit colours? I remember you showing off about your peppermint coloured one a few years back.
Anyone who likes, buys or even considers buying that pink kit has got to be
Fucking disgusting.... The club are obviously targeting the LGBT crowd.. and Sid.
It's all part of the bubble bath collection to get us in the mood for the inevitable trip to Olympiakos next February. Pink kit, pink bath bombs, pink bubble loafer, pink face mask and pink rubber dildo.
Are you still doing that thing where you get a new dildo each year to match the third kit colours? I remember you showing off about your peppermint coloured one a few years back.
Also, and I don't want to go all pc on your ass, but I don't think you can call dildos "peppermint coloured" any more, mate. I think it has to be "dildos of colour" nowadays.
Anyone who likes, buys or even considers buying that pink kit has got to be
Fucking disgusting.... The club are obviously targeting the LGBT crowd.. and Sid.
It's all part of the bubble bath collection to get us in the mood for the inevitable trip to Olympiakos next February. Pink kit, pink bath bombs, pink bubble loafer, pink face mask and pink rubber dildo.
Are you still doing that thing where you get a new dildo each year to match the third kit colours? I remember you showing off about your peppermint coloured one a few years back.
Also, and I don't want to go all pc on your ass, but I don't think you can call dildos "peppermint coloured" any more, mate. I think it has to be "dildos of colour" nowadays.
Too far?
I've read that they're going to stop taking a knee from the start of the season so perhaps the plan is for them all to stand they and wave a dildo in the air instead.
It's all part of the bubble bath collection to get us in the mood for the inevitable trip to Olympiakos next February. Pink kit, pink bath bombs, pink bubble loafer, pink face mask and pink rubber dildo.
Are you still doing that thing where you get a new dildo each year to match the third kit colours? I remember you showing off about your peppermint coloured one a few years back.
Also, and I don't want to go all pc on your ass, but I don't think you can call dildos "peppermint coloured" any more, mate. I think it has to be "dildos of colour" nowadays.
Too far?
I've read that they're going to stop taking a knee from the start of the season so perhaps the plan is for them all to stand they and wave a dildo in the air instead.
I thought for a second you were talking about the dildos not taking a knee. I was thinking "dildos with knees?! Fucking hell they'll hit the g-spot!"
Are you still doing that thing where you get a new dildo each year to match the third kit colours? I remember you showing off about your peppermint coloured one a few years back.
Also, and I don't want to go all pc on your ass, but I don't think you can call dildos "peppermint coloured" any more, mate. I think it has to be "dildos of colour" nowadays.
Too far?
I've read that they're going to stop taking a knee from the start of the season so perhaps the plan is for them all to stand they and wave a dildo in the air instead.
I thought for a second you were talking about the dildos not taking a knee. I was thinking "dildos with knees?! Fucking hell they'll hit the g-spot!"
Well you would be the expert on Dildo's and their various colours, hues, shades and skin tones!
Dildo, I never liked any of her songs. I am going for 2-0 to us for no other reason other than I have got pre-season optimism as I like our new signings, and fuck it I am going to enjoy this feeling until realism hits and I become a miserable old git again.
"Evening all" - here we go again. I'm not going to predict relegation again this year but just hope & prey we have a better start than last year. 1-2 to us would do very nicely.
A win would be lovely,being 4-0 up in 20 minutes would be even better,but we cannot get beat,a defeat would be damaging even this early,this fixture last season was awful,we got bullied all over the pitch,will Arteta have learnt anything
Feel even more nervous that we have actually had a solid pre season , made good signings and seem ready for the opening day for once.
There is an expectation that we will start the season strong but we all know how Arsenal can let us down time and time again.
I’m going 3-1 us.
Yaaaay! SG where you been mate? Welcome Back to the Good Ship "Hope" .. at least till as JohnF says Reality hits!
I guess it depend son whether PV4 can out-tactic Arteta like last season!?
Hoping for a decent and significant Win 0 - 4 to THE Arsenal !
Cheers mate! Became a first time dad last year so been pretty full on with the wee fella and work etc but absolutely buzzing the football is back!
Just think for once the club have recruited well with some premier league proven title winning talent with hopefully that winning character we desperately lacked last year as Newcastle away proved when the occasion got to many of them!
Would like to think the team won’t get caught out yet again on the first day of the season as we have for years now. Good pre season , players recruited nice and early. There is really no excuse now.
It’s literally over to Arteta and the players to go and make it happen.
A good thrashing would be delightful tonight I agree.
Going a quick after work run then getting the San Miguel cracked! COYG
One thing's for sure - pre-season counts for fuck all. Never has done, never will do
I remember our greatest ever season as the Invincibles - we lost 1-0 at Peterborough in pre season and there was uproar about lack of signings after tossing the league away the seaon before. In other years we've bossed pre-season and come out of the traps like limpdicks (1-3 at home to Villa a classic example)
We know these cockwombles will be in our faces. They royally fucked us over last season - our pussies couldn't handle the heat and promptly folded after conceding first.
A sign of whether there's any leadership in the squad should that happen again.
My heart says 1-2 to the Arsenal......my head says we'll fuck it up and fold
My head says that if we score first we will hammer them by 3 or 4, BUT if we concede first it could be a long night for us and a probable 3-1 defeat Never have we had such a flaky team where scoring the first goal has been so vital, and that is a sad indictment of our mental frailty I suppose
Never have we had such a flaky team where scoring the first goal has been so vital, and that is a sad indictment of our mental frailty I suppose
