LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Warm up on the pitch. Run out with a flag. Line up with the team. Have a minutes silence. Stand with Ukraine. Then Take the knee. Applaud for the fan who died.
It's like a fucking Black Lace record.
It's like a fucking Black Lace record.
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According to official sources, Japan recorded its hottest ever days last week at a maximum of 106f.
I dispute that. August 6th & 9th 1945
I dispute that. August 6th & 9th 1945
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I'm sorry for poking fun at Paralympians.
It's just my prosthetic attempt at a joke
It's just my prosthetic attempt at a joke
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'...I joined a Carpenter's class the other day. We haven't made anything yet.
We've only just begun.'
We've only just begun.'
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Today is International Women's Day so I told the wife to have a lie-in this morning.
Waiting a extra half hour for my breakfast is a small sacrifice to make.
Waiting a extra half hour for my breakfast is a small sacrifice to make.
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My wife claimed she was late coming home tonight because she was ambushed by a group of elderly men who pinned her down and repaired her shoes.
Sounds like a load of old cobblers to me.
Sounds like a load of old cobblers to me.
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I don't take anything serious in the newspaper, except for fish and chips.
And even that I take with a pinch of salt.
And even that I take with a pinch of salt.
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I hug my girlfriend really tight after sex.
That way she deflates quicker.
That way she deflates quicker.
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Why did the bigamist cross the road?
To get to the other bride.
To get to the other bride.
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My friend has two children: One has learning difficulties and the other has bulimia.
As a family they've really been through thick and thin.
As a family they've really been through thick and thin.
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I just failed my RAF entrance exam.
Apparently 'the bombay doors' are NOT an Indian tribute band.
Apparently 'the bombay doors' are NOT an Indian tribute band.
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I just failed my RAF entrance exam.
Apparently 'the bombay doors' are NOT an Indian tribute band.
Apparently 'the bombay doors' are NOT an Indian tribute band.
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The missus said she was leaving me because I keep talking like a news reader.
More on that story later.
More on that story later.
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Sometimes I call the number on missing dog posters and just bark!
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My wifes always bragging that she can get a whole bottle of bathroom cleaner up her snatch '
flash cunnt ,
flash cunnt ,