Big Poppa’z been on the gargle oh I do like to be beside the seaside oh I do like to be beside the sea (full disclosure I’m nowhere near the sea).
Anyway why’ll we’re all on the subject of confessions and honesty the summer we signed Xhaka I got a hookie shirt in from china with his name on the back. 17 fucking nicker an absolute bargain I hear you say and you’d be correct apart from it being one of those ghastly puma things - remember those? Grim times.
It’s been my dirty little secret for years now. And. As this is the truth and reconciliation forum here I am to bare my soul. My soul! Oh the absolute shame of it all. I felt
so dirty and horrid and cheap I couldn’t bring myself tontell anybody what I’d done - until now that is. A problem shared is a preobkem halved.
Anyway fuck all that time for a tune think I’m gonna pull that thing out of the dark recesses of my wardrobe tomorrow - a coming out of the closet moment of sorts for yours truly.
So raise your glasses you beautiful bastards and join me in singing -
I'm feelin' Granit Xhaka
Yes, I'm-a Granit Xhaka
Baby, I'm Granit Xhaka
So glad you're mine
I had something else to say but I can’t remember what it was.
Thought I’d lost my phone but I’m actually holding it typing this - unbelievable scenes her truly incredible bye everyone .