What is this thing with Madrid & Barca??

[delgooner]

Here we go again!

Now its gonna be Ces every year. What is it with these two fucking clubs. Why do we have to put up with them and their obsession of trying to get every great player we have. Dont know if whats in the papers is bullshit or not, but Ces saying that the President of Real is a spectacular person but he couldnt leave Arsenal in the lurch, Oh yeah, where the fuck did he meet him then and where.

Why the Arse - with these two clubs? Ive been trying to rack my pea brain for the answer. Can you think of any players of Scum, Chel$hite or the Mickey Mousers that they have been trying to nick every year?

Im gonna list some thoughts, but they are my thoughts so you can add your own if you wish.

1. Go back to 2 Champion Leagues ago. We played Real Madrid at their ground and TH scored against them and we beat them. We played Barcawankers in the final and nearly beat them. And we did it with class and they know we are gonna beat the shit out of any of them now cos they are not the business anymore.

2. They both never have consistency because they sack their managers every year. Thats why they wanted La Boss.

3. Each year the new President has to keep the fans happy by trying to buy a world class player to show that he's top guy and that they have no policy of signing young players and bringing them through to the first team.

4. Other spanish clubs are giving them a run for their money now and they are not the dogs bollocks anymore.

5. They know that the Arse is overtaking them with the best stadium in Europe, superior flowing football from a young team not filled with "superstars" but players who La Boss nertures into great players and the Arse way is envied all over the world now and people become instant fans and want to watch our football.

6. AND THEY DO NOT FUCKING LIKE IT! - Answer - try and fuck the Arse up anyway they can by trying to poach our best players, put shit in the papers about La Boss wants to go to Madrid or Barcawanker - anything to stir the shit.

Aaah well, just some thoughts - if you have any you're welcome to throw them into the hat.

HEY CES, WHATS THE SPANISH FOR FUCK OFF

[DB10GOONER]

Excellent post Del.

Only thing you left out is the fact that both clubs are the fluid leftovers of a rimming session between Satan and and a thousand Peadeophiles...

The b*stards.

[U.F.G Anfield '89]

you could also say that most of madrid's success was due to the fact that they were government funded for many years, but it gets better, Government funded by FASCISTS and that's not just an insult they were real life honest to goodness fascists, in short much of madrids success was due to the fact that they were Franco's favourite club.

[Hagbard 23]

Excellent post Del.

Only thing you left out is the fact that both clubs are the fluid leftovers of a rimming session between Satan and and a thousand Peadeophiles...

The b*stards.

I was just leavin' the house , but I thought I'll have one last look at the "Onlinegooner" and I nearly P*ssed myself. 10 /10 for that one mate. Quality.

[mattbanger]

I agree with it all but their is one thing that i just don't understand!!

WHY THE FUCK DO OUR PLAYERS WANT TO GO THERE!!!!!!

Why is it every fucking year us Gooners have to put up with this fucking bollocks!! and why dont our players realize if they stay with us we could beat any of those fuckers!!

It is amazing that every year their is another arsenal player linked with all the big clubs in spain or italy! you never read ROONEY OFF TO BARCA!! it just wouldn't happen!! MAN U SCUM wouldn't put up with it like they didn't with Ronaldo and i hate to say it but he was fucking brilliant last year!! and with mutd coming out fighting for their player it showed him he was wanted!!

So the board need to stop being little pussy's and fight for our players and report those greasy Spanish *word censored*!!!!

[donaldo]

The problem is we dont do nothing to discourage them.And as recent history has proved they eventually get there man.Manure told Barcelona to fuck off and offered Ronaldo a new contract which he signed straight away. The Spanish clubs know Arsenal give in and sell.And when we do sell we sell the player for much less than was offered 12months earlier.Real offered £25m for Vieira we sold him for £13m.Barccelona £30m for Henry last year we sold him for £16m.The reason they dont go after the likes of Rooney and Gerrard is they know there is no chance of their clubs selling them

[thenorthwillriseagain]

Here we go again!

Now its gonna be Ces every year. What is it with these two fucking clubs. Why do we have to put up with them and their obsession of trying to get every great player we have. Dont know if whats in the papers is bullshit or not, but Ces saying that the President of Real is a spectacular person but he couldnt leave Arsenal in the lurch, Oh yeah, where the fuck did he meet him then and where.

Why the Arse - with these two clubs? Ive been trying to rack my pea brain for the answer. Can you think of any players of Scum, Chel$hite or the Mickey Mousers that they have been trying to nick every year?

Im gonna list some thoughts, but they are my thoughts so you can add your own if you wish.

1. Go back to 2 Champion Leagues ago. We played Real Madrid at their ground and TH scored against them and we beat them. We played Barcawankers in the final and nearly beat them. And we did it with class and they know we are gonna beat the shit out of any of them now cos they are not the business anymore.

2. They both never have consistency because they sack their managers every year. Thats why they wanted La Boss.

3. Each year the new President has to keep the fans happy by trying to buy a world class player to show that he's top guy and that they have no policy of signing young players and bringing them through to the first team.

4. Other spanish clubs are giving them a run for their money now and they are not the dogs bollocks anymore.

5. They know that the Arse is overtaking them with the best stadium in Europe, superior flowing football from a young team not filled with "superstars" but players who La Boss nertures into great players and the Arse way is envied all over the world now and people become instant fans and want to watch our football.

6. AND THEY DO NOT FUCKING LIKE IT! - Answer - try and fuck the Arse up anyway they can by trying to poach our best players, put shit in the papers about La Boss wants to go to Madrid or Barcawanker - anything to stir the shit.

Aaah well, just some thoughts - if you have any you're welcome to throw them into the hat.

HEY CES, WHATS THE SPANISH FOR FUCK OFF

Right then
Serious though until Arsenal contend for the league again this will happen players will leave you in the lurch if no support is shown to them. Just look at Ronaldo he had his bag's packed until we said fuck that your staying.
But Ruud Van Nistelrooy spends a few games on the bench and he's on the next plane to Madrid.
Overpaid mercenaries will whoar themselves out to the highest bidder.

[I Hate Hleb]

THENORTHWILLRISEAGAIN,

YOU SEE, NOW YOUR TALKING SENSE AGAIN!!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF YOU FELLA, I REALLY DON'T!!

[All_Arsenal_1886]

this is the price we have to pay for having great talent but a shit board who can't say NO and let thins drag on in the papers etc etc

If the board was more vocal about keeping players we wouldnt have this problem (well it will still happen but i would have more faith in keeping the player)

[Chopper]

A manc with a brain.....things are getting scary round here!

As 1886 says we need the board to grow a spine. Would we make a (cheeky) enquiry like the barcodes did about Ronaldinho? No. Would Mancs or chavs have sold their talisman for peanuts and not got Eto'o thrown in if they wanted him? No.

I feel more positive about this season to be honest but still think there are lessons to be learned.

[All_Arsenal_1886]

A manc with a brain.....things are getting scary round here!

As 1886 says we need the board to grow a spine. Would we make a (cheeky) enquiry like the barcodes did about Ronaldinho? No. Would Mancs or chavs have sold their talisman for peanuts and not got Eto'o thrown in if they wanted him? No.

I feel more positive about this season to be honest but still think there are lessons to be learned.

Cheers chooper every time i go on about the board people say i'm being negitive but i'm not, The great thing is everyone outside the Arsenal has writtern us off this season. They did that in 97/98 and 01/02 seasons look what happend

[stearmaster]

New team name....

Real Arselona

[Drone]

Dude i really start heating this spaniards , what a fuck they want, maybe we should have more English players and i'm baging god every day one Albanian player in Arsenal, just for my desire.

Anyway this was an great and wery waluable post, hope this fucking spaniards read it, and also to AW get MODRIC, at least he has the culture of balkans of Dying for a given word.

[I Hate Hleb]

I'VE HAD A GREAT IDEA LADS. WHY DON'T THE CLUB EMPLOY KAQAK TO CONDUCT TRANSFER NEGOTIATIONS ON OUR BEHALF WITH REAL MADRID AND BARCELONA?

CAN YOU IMAGINE THEM TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR MATE FROM KOSOVO?:

"WHAT? £6 MILLION FOR REYES? DON'T BE A C*NT!! MAKE THAT £13 MILLION OR LOSE YOUR KNEE-CAPS!!"

GIVE HIM THE JOB I SAY!!

[Chopper]

Hell yeah!

I second that.

Come on PHW you know it makes sense.