I miss that van.OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:15 pmIW8Goalmachine wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:11 pmHas the *word censored* ever been injured?OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:03 pmSounds like Plan!IW8Goalmachine wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 4:20 pmDrop Eddie. Put martinelli up front with trossard out on the wing
All we need now is for someone to crock CliveElCunto in training tomorrow and things really will begin looking up!![]()
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Well, his mother tried to drown him in the hospital the day he was born when she saw what she had done...... Aaaaand his elder brother tried to push him under the bus every day going to school for 11 fuckin' years but the cun.t that is Clive kept escaping by the skin of his smirky teeth!
Then there was the incident 4 years ago when me and DB put rat poison in the bottle of milk left by his front door, but the cun.t dropped it when he went to pick it up.....We had the van lined with polythene, 3 large bags of Lime and 2 shiny new shovels as well....![]()
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Me too, but we had to Burn It after the last job we didDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:19 pmI miss that van.OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:15 pmIW8Goalmachine wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:11 pmHas the *word censored* ever been injured?OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:03 pmSounds like Plan!IW8Goalmachine wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 4:20 pmDrop Eddie. Put martinelli up front with trossard out on the wing
All we need now is for someone to crock CliveElCunto in training tomorrow and things really will begin looking up!![]()
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Well, his mother tried to drown him in the hospital the day he was born when she saw what she had done...... Aaaaand his elder brother tried to push him under the bus every day going to school for 11 fuckin' years but the cun.t that is Clive kept escaping by the skin of his smirky teeth!
Then there was the incident 4 years ago when me and DB put rat poison in the bottle of milk left by his front door, but the cun.t dropped it when he went to pick it up.....We had the van lined with polythene, 3 large bags of Lime and 2 shiny new shovels as well....![]()
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Quartz had to go, man. We talked about thisOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:22 pmMe too, but we had to Burn It after the last job we didDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:19 pmI miss that van.OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:15 pmIW8Goalmachine wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:11 pmHas the *word censored* ever been injured?OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:03 pm
Sounds like Plan!
All we need now is for someone to crock CliveElCunto in training tomorrow and things really will begin looking up!![]()
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Well, his mother tried to drown him in the hospital the day he was born when she saw what she had done...... Aaaaand his elder brother tried to push him under the bus every day going to school for 11 fuckin' years but the cun.t that is Clive kept escaping by the skin of his smirky teeth!
Then there was the incident 4 years ago when me and DB put rat poison in the bottle of milk left by his front door, but the cun.t dropped it when he went to pick it up.....We had the van lined with polythene, 3 large bags of Lime and 2 shiny new shovels as well....![]()
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Also how the fuck is it we play on a Wednesday Night and they have us on the earliest Saturday Game! ???? The FA are C.U.N.T.S....
I think we need a new van DB !

I think we need a new van DB !
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True he was an irritating fucker!DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:23 pmQuartz had to go, man. We talked about thisOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:22 pmMe too, but we had to Burn It after the last job we didDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:19 pmI miss that van.OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:15 pm![]()
Well, his mother tried to drown him in the hospital the day he was born when she saw what she had done...... Aaaaand his elder brother tried to push him under the bus every day going to school for 11 fuckin' years but the cun.t that is Clive kept escaping by the skin of his smirky teeth!
Then there was the incident 4 years ago when me and DB put rat poison in the bottle of milk left by his front door, but the cun.t dropped it when he went to pick it up.....We had the van lined with polythene, 3 large bags of Lime and 2 shiny new shovels as well....![]()
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A fucking fleet of vans, mate.OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:23 pmAlso how the fuck is it we play on a Wednesday Night and they have us on the earliest Saturday Game! ???? The FA are C.U.N.T.S....
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OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:24 pmTrue he was an irritating fucker!DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:23 pmQuartz had to go, man. We talked about thisOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:22 pmMe too, but we had to Burn It after the last job we didDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:19 pmI miss that van.OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:15 pm
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Well, his mother tried to drown him in the hospital the day he was born when she saw what she had done...... Aaaaand his elder brother tried to push him under the bus every day going to school for 11 fuckin' years but the cun.t that is Clive kept escaping by the skin of his smirky teeth!
Then there was the incident 4 years ago when me and DB put rat poison in the bottle of milk left by his front door, but the cun.t dropped it when he went to pick it up.....We had the van lined with polythene, 3 large bags of Lime and 2 shiny new shovels as well....![]()
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With Black Out Windows as Standard!DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:25 pm
A fucking fleet of vans, mate.OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:23 pmAlso how the fuck is it we play on a Wednesday Night and they have us on the earliest Saturday Game! ???? The FA are C.U.N.T.S....
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Depends. Was it curry or pasta for dinner?IW8Goalmachine wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 8:28 pmDo you fold or scrunch?DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 8:06 pmrodders999 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 6:44 pmDB me auld china I’ve just sent you a DM, I may need you to access my master file again Saturday afternoon if this one goes tits up on us.
I’m gonna need you to delete around 2000 disparaging posts about Don Unai and also wipe every mention of Emi fan boyz/ultras from the record.
Also all references to Jefferson Montero, Calum Chambers or being “Chambers’d” may also need to go.
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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:29 pmDepends. Was it curry or pasta for dinner?IW8Goalmachine wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 8:28 pmDo you fold or scrunch?DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 8:06 pmrodders999 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 6:44 pmDB me auld china I’ve just sent you a DM, I may need you to access my master file again Saturday afternoon if this one goes tits up on us.
I’m gonna need you to delete around 2000 disparaging posts about Don Unai and also wipe every mention of Emi fan boyz/ultras from the record.
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What a horrible bunch of c.unts this lot are playing in their old cesspit. Fans with the average IQ of a potato singing their same old little club songs, dining out on a European Cup win from 40 years ago. The only redeeming feature is my man Unai 
We will probably lose 1-0 again and huff and puff all day without Martinez making a save. Oh by the way he's developed into an uber c.unt too!
Let's get any sort of scrambled win and get out of that hole !
We will probably lose 1-0 again and huff and puff all day without Martinez making a save. Oh by the way he's developed into an uber c.unt too!
Let's get any sort of scrambled win and get out of that hole !
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Changes needed. Okay Trossard, okay Tierney and push Zinchenko CM alongside Jorginho.
Scrappy win, but we need one. 2-1 to us.
We lose this and it’s quite possibly over.
Scrappy win, but we need one. 2-1 to us.
We lose this and it’s quite possibly over.
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I dunno. Part of me thinks we should beat these morons. We can't become shit over night. But the warning signs have been there. And since day one Arteta's two big weaknesses have been always playing Lobotomy Clive, and not being that great at in game management or substitutions.
And then you add in both Emery and Cuntibops Emi both probably feeling they have something to prove against us.....
It's a big game. A good win might push us back on track. A loss might continue to set the rot in and we might just drift out to a 2nd or 3rd place finish. But hey fuck it even that would have been a big step forward for this season, as well as a bit disappointing obviously to not win the league.
Heart says we man up and beat them 3-0.
Head says we lose 1-0.
Gut says we might nick an unconvincing 1-0 win.
Come on Arteta, I've mocked you for that "now ho and win de huhhing hem" battle cry - make it a fucking victory cry!
And then you add in both Emery and Cuntibops Emi both probably feeling they have something to prove against us.....

It's a big game. A good win might push us back on track. A loss might continue to set the rot in and we might just drift out to a 2nd or 3rd place finish. But hey fuck it even that would have been a big step forward for this season, as well as a bit disappointing obviously to not win the league.
Heart says we man up and beat them 3-0.
Head says we lose 1-0.
Gut says we might nick an unconvincing 1-0 win.
Come on Arteta, I've mocked you for that "now ho and win de huhhing hem" battle cry - make it a fucking victory cry!

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As 1 long banned poster on here once said, this is the biggest game of the week for us 

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BBC: Excerpts from Arteta pre-Match Presser:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/64676944
He uses his words rather carefully (I've highlighted din Red) ( He seems to be saying "Yes, we know the cun.ts at the FA are making it as difficult as they can for us)
Arsenal boss Mikel Arteta has urged the Premier League to protect clubs against "very difficult" turnarounds between games.
Arteta's side lost 3-1 to title rivals Manchester City in the Premier League on Wednesday night.
The Gunners will be back in league action just 63 hours after the defeat when they take on Aston Villa in Saturday's 12:30pm slot.
"There are certain rules with the Champions League," Arteta said.
"When you are playing on Wednesday night and then you cannot play [on Saturday lunchtime]. So I think that should apply to any competition."
In 2020, Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp criticised broadcasters for placing a Premier League game on a Saturday lunchtime after a Champions League game on Wednesday.
The rules were changed in 2021 to prevent Champions League clubs from playing in the Premier League's early Saturday slot.
"Following the same principle, I think you are talking physiologically, that is very difficult to turn around on that period to get the best outcome and reduce the injury risk for players," Arteta said ahead of Saturday's game at Villa Park.
"They put the schedule the way they did. It's a bit unusual, but it's what it is.
"It's not about being worried or not worried. We have to play. I want the players to be in the best possible mindset and physically ready to get that challenge going."
Arsenal dropped to second in the Premier League after Wednesday's defeat, but they have a game in hand over City, who lead only by goal difference.
The full Interview on YT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a7Z8vpz8rs
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/64676944
He uses his words rather carefully (I've highlighted din Red) ( He seems to be saying "Yes, we know the cun.ts at the FA are making it as difficult as they can for us)
Arsenal boss Mikel Arteta has urged the Premier League to protect clubs against "very difficult" turnarounds between games.
Arteta's side lost 3-1 to title rivals Manchester City in the Premier League on Wednesday night.
The Gunners will be back in league action just 63 hours after the defeat when they take on Aston Villa in Saturday's 12:30pm slot.
"There are certain rules with the Champions League," Arteta said.
"When you are playing on Wednesday night and then you cannot play [on Saturday lunchtime]. So I think that should apply to any competition."
In 2020, Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp criticised broadcasters for placing a Premier League game on a Saturday lunchtime after a Champions League game on Wednesday.
The rules were changed in 2021 to prevent Champions League clubs from playing in the Premier League's early Saturday slot.
"Following the same principle, I think you are talking physiologically, that is very difficult to turn around on that period to get the best outcome and reduce the injury risk for players," Arteta said ahead of Saturday's game at Villa Park.
"They put the schedule the way they did. It's a bit unusual, but it's what it is.
"It's not about being worried or not worried. We have to play. I want the players to be in the best possible mindset and physically ready to get that challenge going."
Arsenal dropped to second in the Premier League after Wednesday's defeat, but they have a game in hand over City, who lead only by goal difference.
The full Interview on YT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a7Z8vpz8rs