My stomach is already doing summersaults, won’t be long until I’m perched on the bowl and I reckon I might stay in the safety of that position until right before kick off just to play things safe.
Could be an absolutely fucking massive day for us in the title race, the victims have had a car crash of a season so far, can they pull just one result out of the bag for us? Surely a bit of pride comes to the fore today? If they can and we bag 3 points later on then holy fucking shit.
It will give us that bit of a buffer we’ll need with away trips to Liverpool, city and Newcastle all on the horizon (we took the princely sum of zero points out of those fixtures last season

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I can’t even bear to think about it.
Of course my tendency to catastrophize everything tells me the victims will be absolute dog shit today, city will win at a canter, we’ll drop points later to a Leeds team fighting for their lives and then next week at Anfield Liverpool suddenly start playing like the Harlem fucking Globetrotters and put us to the sword
Can’t take 10 games of this I just can’t.