Southampton (H) | PL | 21/4/2023 | KO 20:00

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Arteta: "unfortunately Granit was ill this morning".

Translation for anyone not getting their cock sucked by Lobotomy Clive: "thank God the stupid cûnt caught a dose".

I'm out with the lovely lady for a meal, have told her she has to eat quickly as the game is on in the public bar

No starter and tell her you have “pudding” for her later

In the public bar? Where are you having this date? In the 1940s?

I'm from Hampshire mate, we arrived on a horse and cart

[mcdowell42]

Arteta: "unfortunately Granit was ill this morning".

Translation for anyone not getting their cock sucked by Lobotomy Clive: "thank God the stupid cûnt caught a dose".

I'm out with the lovely lady for a meal, have told her she has to eat quickly as the game is on in the public bar

No starter and tell her you have “pudding” for her later

In the public bar? Where are you having this date? In the 1940s?

I'm wondering does his wife know he's with another lady

[BobbyPires7]

Arteta: "unfortunately Granit was ill this morning".

Translation for anyone not getting their cock sucked by Lobotomy Clive: "thank God the stupid cûnt caught a dose".

I'm out with the lovely lady for a meal, have told her she has to eat quickly as the game is on in the public bar

No starter and tell her you have “pudding” for her later

She laughed at that and yes she's getting pudding later

I

Black Forest Gateuax?

[mcdowell42]

Vieira starts for Arsenal, bet ye wish xhaka wasn't sick now

Are you fucking insane?

I'd rather any cùnt (even an actual vagina cut from a dead woman's body) play instead of fucking shitbag Lobotomy Clive.

I'm sorry,I thought we had already established I was not of full mind

[Stuart L (2)]

Arteta: "unfortunately Granit was ill this morning".

Translation for anyone not getting their cock sucked by Lobotomy Clive: "thank God the stupid cûnt caught a dose".

I'm out with the lovely lady for a meal, have told her she has to eat quickly as the game is on in the public bar

No starter and tell her you have “pudding” for her later

She laughed at that and yes she's getting pudding later

I

She’s a lucky, lucky lady

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Arteta: "unfortunately Granit was ill this morning".

Translation for anyone not getting their cock sucked by Lobotomy Clive: "thank God the stupid cûnt caught a dose".

I'm out with the lovely lady for a meal, have told her she has to eat quickly as the game is on in the public bar

No starter and tell her you have “pudding” for her later

She laughed at that and yes she's getting pudding later

I

She’s a lucky, lucky lady

I was gonna say spotted dick but the creams cleared that up

[xisstential]

What the hell does ESR need to do to get a game?

Leave!!

[wibble]

Vieira with at least one assist tonight is my prediction!

[DB10GOONER]

Vieira starts for Arsenal, bet ye wish xhaka wasn't sick now

Are you fucking insane?

I'd rather any cùnt (even an actual vagina cut from a dead woman's body) play instead of fucking shitbag Lobotomy Clive.

I'm sorry,I thought we had already established I was not of full mind

Ah right. Forgot.

[DB10GOONER]

Arteta: "unfortunately Granit was ill this morning".

Translation for anyone not getting their cock sucked by Lobotomy Clive: "thank God the stupid cûnt caught a dose".

I'm out with the lovely lady for a meal, have told her she has to eat quickly as the game is on in the public bar

[rodders999]

No greater laxative than The Arsenal for Big Poppa. I’m weak.

[goonertux]

Fast start, early goal or two, and it could be a hatful!
The return of Feo! Touch, run, touch, run, run….goal kick!

[DB10GOONER]

Come the fuck on Arsenal!!

[DB10GOONER]

[mcdowell42]

Un fucking real