The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Wed May 03, 2023 9:52 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 03, 2023 9:46 pm
My piss is still boiling since this fucking walking cranial injury fucked the league title away at Anfield. :censored:

To say I would not piss on him if he was on fire is an understatement. :x

Anyway I'd be too busy to take a piss. What with driving around to various petrol stations to fill up at least 5 gerry cans with fuel. :censored: :x

Cùnt. :censored:
To be honest, once the c.unt told us all to fuck off and then played Mr Social Media Victim, he was dead to me (he was barely alive to me before that). When the cheeky c.unt gave that bizarre interview after the loss at the Barcodes and questioned the character of all around him, I wish I'd loaded the fucking gun myself and done the job. That lack of self awareness and blame deflection from an arsepiece that got himself sent off in key games and make more mistakes leading to goals than anyone else.

We used to mock Bendtner for his delusional grandeur, but this fuckbag is off the scale
Fuck me I must be going senile - I completely forgot that cringey cowardly bitch interview he gave blaming everyone around him. Similar to the clip in the Amazon series where he tried to blame a kid (Saka) for his fuck up in a game. What a leader.... if you spell "leader" as "c, u, n, t". :censored:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu May 04, 2023 12:00 pm
SteveO 35 wrote:
Wed May 03, 2023 9:52 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 03, 2023 9:46 pm
My piss is still boiling since this fucking walking cranial injury fucked the league title away at Anfield. :censored:

To say I would not piss on him if he was on fire is an understatement. :x

Anyway I'd be too busy to take a piss. What with driving around to various petrol stations to fill up at least 5 gerry cans with fuel. :censored: :x

Cùnt. :censored:
To be honest, once the c.unt told us all to fuck off and then played Mr Social Media Victim, he was dead to me (he was barely alive to me before that). When the cheeky c.unt gave that bizarre interview after the loss at the Barcodes and questioned the character of all around him, I wish I'd loaded the fucking gun myself and done the job. That lack of self awareness and blame deflection from an arsepiece that got himself sent off in key games and make more mistakes leading to goals than anyone else.

We used to mock Bendtner for his delusional grandeur, but this fuckbag is off the scale
Fuck me I must be going senile - I completely forgot that cringey cowardly bitch interview he gave blaming everyone around him. Similar to the clip in the Amazon series where he tried to blame a kid (Saka) for his fuck up in a game. What a leader.... if you spell "leader" as "c, u, n, t". :censored:
Am I detecting a softening in your tone towards poor Granit? :lol:

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Thu May 04, 2023 12:02 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu May 04, 2023 12:00 pm
SteveO 35 wrote:
Wed May 03, 2023 9:52 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 03, 2023 9:46 pm
My piss is still boiling since this fucking walking cranial injury fucked the league title away at Anfield. :censored:

To say I would not piss on him if he was on fire is an understatement. :x

Anyway I'd be too busy to take a piss. What with driving around to various petrol stations to fill up at least 5 gerry cans with fuel. :censored: :x

Cùnt. :censored:
To be honest, once the c.unt told us all to fuck off and then played Mr Social Media Victim, he was dead to me (he was barely alive to me before that). When the cheeky c.unt gave that bizarre interview after the loss at the Barcodes and questioned the character of all around him, I wish I'd loaded the fucking gun myself and done the job. That lack of self awareness and blame deflection from an arsepiece that got himself sent off in key games and make more mistakes leading to goals than anyone else.

We used to mock Bendtner for his delusional grandeur, but this fuckbag is off the scale
Fuck me I must be going senile - I completely forgot that cringey cowardly bitch interview he gave blaming everyone around him. Similar to the clip in the Amazon series where he tried to blame a kid (Saka) for his fuck up in a game. What a leader.... if you spell "leader" as "c, u, n, t". :censored:
Am I detecting a softening in your tone towards poor Granit? :lol:
:lol: :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu May 04, 2023 12:00 pm
SteveO 35 wrote:
Wed May 03, 2023 9:52 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 03, 2023 9:46 pm
My piss is still boiling since this fucking walking cranial injury fucked the league title away at Anfield. :censored:

To say I would not piss on him if he was on fire is an understatement. :x

Anyway I'd be too busy to take a piss. What with driving around to various petrol stations to fill up at least 5 gerry cans with fuel. :censored: :x

Cùnt. :censored:
To be honest, once the c.unt told us all to fuck off and then played Mr Social Media Victim, he was dead to me (he was barely alive to me before that). When the cheeky c.unt gave that bizarre interview after the loss at the Barcodes and questioned the character of all around him, I wish I'd loaded the fucking gun myself and done the job. That lack of self awareness and blame deflection from an arsepiece that got himself sent off in key games and make more mistakes leading to goals than anyone else.

We used to mock Bendtner for his delusional grandeur, but this fuckbag is off the scale
Fuck me I must be going senile - I completely forgot that cringey cowardly bitch interview he gave blaming everyone around him. Similar to the clip in the Amazon series where he tried to blame a kid (Saka) for his fuck up in a game. What a leader.... if you spell "leader" as "c, u, n, t". :censored:
As Kylie once said to Jason......Especially For You

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjn_9G79pO8

Hope that made all the fond memories come flooding back. If only he'd listened to himself - clearly he thinks he has got the balls.

What an utter utter uber c.unt

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Thu May 04, 2023 3:31 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu May 04, 2023 12:00 pm
SteveO 35 wrote:
Wed May 03, 2023 9:52 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 03, 2023 9:46 pm
My piss is still boiling since this fucking walking cranial injury fucked the league title away at Anfield. :censored:

To say I would not piss on him if he was on fire is an understatement. :x

Anyway I'd be too busy to take a piss. What with driving around to various petrol stations to fill up at least 5 gerry cans with fuel. :censored: :x

Cùnt. :censored:
To be honest, once the c.unt told us all to fuck off and then played Mr Social Media Victim, he was dead to me (he was barely alive to me before that). When the cheeky c.unt gave that bizarre interview after the loss at the Barcodes and questioned the character of all around him, I wish I'd loaded the fucking gun myself and done the job. That lack of self awareness and blame deflection from an arsepiece that got himself sent off in key games and make more mistakes leading to goals than anyone else.

We used to mock Bendtner for his delusional grandeur, but this fuckbag is off the scale
Fuck me I must be going senile - I completely forgot that cringey cowardly bitch interview he gave blaming everyone around him. Similar to the clip in the Amazon series where he tried to blame a kid (Saka) for his fuck up in a game. What a leader.... if you spell "leader" as "c, u, n, t". :censored:
As Kylie once said to Jason......Especially For You

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjn_9G79pO8

Hope that made all the fond memories come flooding back. If only he'd listened to himself - clearly he thinks he has got the balls.

What an utter utter uber c.unt
Can anyone remember when Balottelli walked in on Roberto Mancini's presser at Inter? Walked in and gave him a big cuddle did he not?
We'll wouldn't it have been lovely if a couple of disgruntled gooners barged in on Xhaka there and headered the *word censored* right on the nose and then kicked him about the floor :rubchin: I can't fucking stand the *word censored* :cry:

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Mourinho still wants Xhaka.

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🚨 Mikel Arteta is teaching Smith Rowe Granit Xhaka's position according to reports

🗣️ Football London reports Smith Rowe is training in central midfield as Arteta aims to teach him a deeper role.

🗣️ Arteta's previous success in transitioning David Silva at Manchester City could bode well for Smith Rowe.

🗣️ Adapting to this new role may be crucial for Smith Rowe's Arsenal career amidst competition in attacking midfield positions.

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Thu May 04, 2023 6:33 pm
Mourinho still wants Xhaka.
If DB10 hires the coach, I'll drive the fucker there myself !

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Fri May 05, 2023 10:25 am
BobbyPires7 wrote:
Thu May 04, 2023 6:33 pm
Mourinho still wants Xhaka.
If DB10 hires the coach, I'll drive the fucker there myself !
And I'll throw the fucker overboard when the ferry is half way across the channel (with a breeze block tied to each foot) :D

* That way we know there's No Way he can ever change his mind or come back and infect our youth players with his pointing philosophy and falling over technique.

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Fri May 05, 2023 10:25 am
BobbyPires7 wrote:
Thu May 04, 2023 6:33 pm
Mourinho still wants Xhaka.
If DB10 hires the coach, I'll drive the fucker there myself !
I'd piggy back the fucker to his new ground :lol:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Fri May 05, 2023 2:03 pm
SteveO 35 wrote:
Fri May 05, 2023 10:25 am
BobbyPires7 wrote:
Thu May 04, 2023 6:33 pm
Mourinho still wants Xhaka.
If DB10 hires the coach, I'll drive the fucker there myself !
I'd piggy back the fucker to his new ground :lol:
:lol: :lol:

I'm in and in lads! :barscarf: :barscarf:

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Fri May 05, 2023 10:14 am
🚨 Mikel Arteta is teaching Smith Rowe Granit Xhaka's position according to reports

🗣️ Football London reports Smith Rowe is training in central midfield as Arteta aims to teach him a deeper role.

🗣️ Arteta's previous success in transitioning David Silva at Manchester City could bode well for Smith Rowe.

🗣️ Adapting to this new role may be crucial for Smith Rowe's Arsenal career amidst competition in attacking midfield positions.
More like he's teaching ESR how the role should be played - minus the shit like pointing, falling over on the ball, pissing passes away, watching oppo players run past you etc.

But honestly getting rid of Lobotomy Clive and playing Smith-Rowe there is the fucking dream for me. 8)

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri May 05, 2023 3:43 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Fri May 05, 2023 10:14 am
🚨 Mikel Arteta is teaching Smith Rowe Granit Xhaka's position according to reports

🗣️ Football London reports Smith Rowe is training in central midfield as Arteta aims to teach him a deeper role.

🗣️ Arteta's previous success in transitioning David Silva at Manchester City could bode well for Smith Rowe.

🗣️ Adapting to this new role may be crucial for Smith Rowe's Arsenal career amidst competition in attacking midfield positions.
More like he's teaching ESR how the role should be played - minus the shit like pointing, falling over on the ball, pissing passes away, watching oppo players run past you etc.

But honestly getting rid of Lobotomy Clive and playing Smith-Rowe there is the fucking dream for me. 8)
listen to him, you can tell he's typed that one handed

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri May 05, 2023 3:43 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Fri May 05, 2023 10:14 am
🚨 Mikel Arteta is teaching Smith Rowe Granit Xhaka's position according to reports

🗣️ Football London reports Smith Rowe is training in central midfield as Arteta aims to teach him a deeper role.

🗣️ Arteta's previous success in transitioning David Silva at Manchester City could bode well for Smith Rowe.

🗣️ Adapting to this new role may be crucial for Smith Rowe's Arsenal career amidst competition in attacking midfield positions.
More like he's teaching ESR how the role should be played - minus the shit like pointing, falling over on the ball, pissing passes away, watching oppo players run past you etc.

But honestly getting rid of Lobotomy Clive and playing Smith-Rowe there is the fucking dream for me. 8)
Would be one of the rare occasions that I'd be delighted to see the positive impact of the "Internal transfer market"

I knew that Wenger bloke was a genius :D

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri May 05, 2023 3:43 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Fri May 05, 2023 10:14 am
🚨 Mikel Arteta is teaching Smith Rowe Granit Xhaka's position according to reports

🗣️ Football London reports Smith Rowe is training in central midfield as Arteta aims to teach him a deeper role.

🗣️ Arteta's previous success in transitioning David Silva at Manchester City could bode well for Smith Rowe.

🗣️ Adapting to this new role may be crucial for Smith Rowe's Arsenal career amidst competition in attacking midfield positions.
More like he's teaching ESR how the role should be played - minus the shit like pointing, falling over on the ball, pissing passes away, watching oppo players run past you etc.

But honestly getting rid of Lobotomy Clive and playing Smith-Rowe there is the fucking dream for me. 8)
Absolutely, because one thing is 100% Guaranteed is that the SwissTurd doesn't have a fucking clue, nor will he EVER!


ESR! ESR! ESR!

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

Fuck if this is true that has really lifted my Spirits after the utter shit show of the last 3 weeks.

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