The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

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Re: The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless **** thread

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Stuart L (2) wrote:
Tue May 09, 2023 7:27 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue May 09, 2023 7:22 pm
Stuart L (2) wrote:
Tue May 09, 2023 7:18 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue May 09, 2023 7:10 pm
Stuart L (2) wrote:
Tue May 09, 2023 6:58 pm


Probably the same size as a goosebump 😝 :twisted: :lol:
That's not what your missus said.... :D :wink:
True, she said it was more of a gnat bite
:lol:


And Still Much Bigger than what she's used to. :D :wink:

Harsh mate, harsh……







DB does his best :box: :lol:
If my cock was in her mouth she'd be too busy choking to comment on anything. 8)

No disrespect to your lovely lady wife intended Stuart, but I can not sit idly by while you scallywags slander old "Lebotomiser" as he's known. That's my cock by the way. Not OneBard. :lol: :wink: :wink:

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DB10GOONER :shock: wrote:
Tue May 09, 2023 9:39 pm
Stuart L (2) wrote:
Tue May 09, 2023 7:27 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue May 09, 2023 7:22 pm
Stuart L (2) wrote:
Tue May 09, 2023 7:18 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue May 09, 2023 7:10 pm


That's not what your missus said.... :D :wink:
True, she said it was more of a gnat bite
:lol:


And Still Much Bigger than what she's used to. :D :wink:

Harsh mate, harsh……







DB does his best :box: :lol:
If my cock was in her mouth she'd be too busy choking to comment on anything. 8)

No disrespect to your lovely lady wife intended Stuart, but I can not sit idly by while you scallywags slander old "Lebotomiser" as he's known. That's my cock by the way. Not OneBard. :lol: :wink: :wink:
Lebotomiser you say? Any link with this as to why you refer to Xhaka as lobotomy Clive?
What did you do DB? What did you do? :shock:


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🚨 Granit Xhaka’s wife, whom he met during his time at Gladbach, has been ‘wishing for a return to the Rhineland’ for a long time. This could lead Xhaka to return to the Bundesliga this summer. Arsenal would let the player leave for around €15m. [@kicker]

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wibble wrote:
Wed May 10, 2023 9:11 am
DB10GOONER :shock: wrote:
Tue May 09, 2023 9:39 pm
Stuart L (2) wrote:
Tue May 09, 2023 7:27 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue May 09, 2023 7:22 pm
Stuart L (2) wrote:
Tue May 09, 2023 7:18 pm


True, she said it was more of a gnat bite
:lol:


And Still Much Bigger than what she's used to. :D :wink:

Harsh mate, harsh……







DB does his best :box: :lol:
If my cock was in her mouth she'd be too busy choking to comment on anything. 8)

No disrespect to your lovely lady wife intended Stuart, but I can not sit idly by while you scallywags slander old "Lebotomiser" as he's known. That's my cock by the way. Not OneBard. :lol: :wink: :wink:
Lebotomiser you say? Any link with this as to why you refer to Xhaka as lobotomy Clive?
What did you do DB? What did you do? :shock:
:lol:

I'm not proud bro. I done some sick shit in my time. :lol: :wink:

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Wed May 10, 2023 10:59 am
🚨 Granit Xhaka’s wife, whom he met during his time at Gladbach, has been ‘wishing for a return to the Rhineland’ for a long time. This could lead Xhaka to return to the Bundesliga this summer. Arsenal would let the player leave for around €15m. [@kicker]
BRING HIM HOME LADY BRING HIM FUCKING HOME SEIG HEIL !!@!%£@@@!!! 8) 8) 8)

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 10, 2023 2:10 pm
wibble wrote:
Wed May 10, 2023 9:11 am
DB10GOONER :shock: wrote:
Tue May 09, 2023 9:39 pm
Stuart L (2) wrote:
Tue May 09, 2023 7:27 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue May 09, 2023 7:22 pm


:lol:


And Still Much Bigger than what she's used to. :D :wink:

Harsh mate, harsh……







DB does his best :box: :lol:
If my cock was in her mouth she'd be too busy choking to comment on anything. 8)

No disrespect to your lovely lady wife intended Stuart, but I can not sit idly by while you scallywags slander old "Lebotomiser" as he's known. That's my cock by the way. Not OneBard. :lol: :wink: :wink:
Lebotomiser you say? Any link with this as to why you refer to Xhaka as lobotomy Clive?
What did you do DB? What did you do? :shock:
:lol:

I'm not proud bro. I done some sick shit in my time. :lol: :wink:
Yeah! Sid's got the photo's and they are the main stay of his WankBank ... and we all know how depraved Sid is! :shock: :D :wink:

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Oh! PLEASE GOD, JESUS, ALLAH and BUDDHA PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! Make it Happen.

I Promise I'll Be Good



:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:

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MAKE IT HAPPEN. :typing2: :typing2: :whee: :hail: :hail:

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I was praying he would stay on for his testimonial. :cry:

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Xhaka ready to quit Arsenal and move to Leverkusen

Arteta will not stand in his way if he wants to leave

With Leverkusen willing to offer the former Borussia Monchengladbach man a long-term deal, he is tempted by the opportunity to extend his top-flight career.

(@SunArsenal exclusive

top flight career :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

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I reckon he’s gone this Summer.

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This season has been some rollercoaster it really has.Never in a million years did I ever forsee us being on the heels of the cheats(we've actually fucked it with those 4games in April) but on the heels of them we are.Its been exciting stuff,my levels are up a notch with the thought of that fucking imbecile leaving though...please please please please fuckiiiiiiing pretty fucking puuuulllllleeeeeaaaasssseeee make this fucking happen..please.. 8)

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It really does look like he is on his way OUT!... Ohhh! BeeJeeusss That sounds soooo Good.! :-P :D


We need to organise an Open Top Bus for the Celebrations through the streets of N5... :barscarf:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Thu May 11, 2023 6:28 pm
It really does look like he is on his way OUT!... Ohhh! BeeJeeusss That sounds soooo Good.! :-P :D


We need to organise an Open Top Bus for the Celebrations through the streets of N5... :barscarf:
Xhaka will be on the bus holding the trophy after he clinches the title with a last minute winner against
Wolves :barscarf: :-P

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