The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

[Retro Gunner]

This arsepiece is going nowhere and he'll be first on the sheet every week when the season starts.

I've said all along that I'd only believe it once he was actually gone. I can't shake the feeling that he's staying.

[DB10GOONER]

Don't fucking ruin this for me you cùnts.

He has to go. I honestly do not think I'll be watching us next season if this brainfucked arsecheese is still insulting our jersey.

It's not good for my mental health to be watching something that enrages me. I used to be quite a violent person in my youth. Between krav maga, kick boxing, amateur football in the old Dublin leagues - where almost every match had at least one punch thrown and some games ended up in mass brawls - I kinda liked violence. I liked the buzz off it. Not proud of that, but it is true. Now, don't get me wrong, I wasnt a knacker that went looking for a fight and I've never thrown the first punch, but I could never walk away from a scrap.

But the love of a good woman, maturity, and two beautiful kids later, and I am almost always able to walk away from trouble. I'm a much calmer, and more relaxed person. And I am proud of that.

But watching Lobotomy Clive enrages me. When he singlehandedly fucked our season dead at Anfield I was apoplectic with rage, yelling and roaring at the cùnt.

This is not good for me or my wife and kids. They should not have to tip toe around the house because I'm like a bear with a sore head grouchung around the fucking place.

Honestly lads, if this cùnt stays, I'll be watching NFL mostly next season and only our games where he's injured. Straight the fuck up, there are tottnumb and manure players I hate less than this fucking mong cuntweasel.

[augie]

Don't fucking ruin this for me you cùnts.

He has to go. I honestly do not think I'll be watching us next season if this brainfucked arsecheese is still insulting our jersey.

It's not good for my mental health to be watching something that enrages me. I used to be quite a violent person in my youth. Between krav maga, kick boxing, amateur football in the old Dublin leagues - where almost every match had at least one punch thrown and some games ended up in mass brawls - I kinda liked violence. I liked the buzz off it. Not proud of that, but it is true. Now, don't get me wrong, I wasnt a knacker that went looking for a fight and I've never thrown the first punch, but I could never walk away from a scrap.

But the love of a good woman, maturity, and two beautiful kids later, and I am almost always able to walk away from trouble. I'm a much calmer, and more relaxed person. And I am proud of that.

But watching Lobotomy Clive enrages me. When he singlehandedly fucked our season dead at Anfield I was apoplectic with rage, yelling and roaring at the cùnt.

This is not good for me or my wife and kids. They should not have to tip toe around the house because I'm like a bear with a sore head grouchung around the fucking place.

Honestly lads, if this cùnt stays, I'll be watching NFL mostly next season and only our games where he's injured. Straight the fuck up, there are tottnumb and manure players I hate less than this fucking mong cuntweasel.

You are a dub so that is a lie straight away

[Retro Gunner]

Don't fucking ruin this for me you cùnts.

He has to go. I honestly do not think I'll be watching us next season if this brainfucked arsecheese is still insulting our jersey.

It's not good for my mental health to be watching something that enrages me. I used to be quite a violent person in my youth. Between krav maga, kick boxing, amateur football in the old Dublin leagues - where almost every match had at least one punch thrown and some games ended up in mass brawls - I kinda liked violence. I liked the buzz off it. Not proud of that, but it is true. Now, don't get me wrong, I wasnt a knacker that went looking for a fight and I've never thrown the first punch, but I could never walk away from a scrap.

But the love of a good woman, maturity, and two beautiful kids later, and I am almost always able to walk away from trouble. I'm a much calmer, and more relaxed person. And I am proud of that.

But watching Lobotomy Clive enrages me. When he singlehandedly fucked our season dead at Anfield I was apoplectic with rage, yelling and roaring at the cùnt.

This is not good for me or my wife and kids. They should not have to tip toe around the house because I'm like a bear with a sore head grouchung around the fucking place.

Honestly lads, if this cùnt stays, I'll be watching NFL mostly next season and only our games where he's injured. Straight the fuck up, there are tottnumb and manure players I hate less than this fucking mong cuntweasel.

Having read this, the wicked side of me kind of wants him to stay.

[BobbyPires7]

This is not a joke. We are going to offer him a new contract… from what I am told.

[Retro Gunner]

This is not a joke. We are going to offer him a new contract… from what I am told.

Zero surprise to me. With all the bollocks before the season ended that he was going and then for it to go deathly quiet and he was still here, then I seriously started to believe that he was staying. To make it even worse, it's his last chance for a move that would secure him a good deal on a 3-4 year contract and the only way he'd stay is if we are doing exactly that, including a wage hike.

If he stays, then we'll probably sign only one decent centre mid and Arteta will spin us the old Wenger line that Xhaka staying is like a new signing.

If this happens, then I'm done. Arteta and the rest of them can fuck off and I'll be back to feeling the way I did for the Old Fraud's last 10 years.

[IW8Goalmachine]

This is not a joke. We are going to offer him a new contract… from what I am told.

If this happens then I'll be taking a break from all things football

[augie]

This is not a joke. We are going to offer him a new contract… from what I am told.

And some fans still refuse to doubt the basque clown

[DB10GOONER]

This is not a joke. We are going to offer him a new contract… from what I am told.

If this happens then I'll be taking a break from all things football

Yeah pretty much the same here. Can't watch this gormless cuntwad insult our jersey ever again.

[DB10GOONER]

Don't fucking ruin this for me you cùnts.

He has to go. I honestly do not think I'll be watching us next season if this brainfucked arsecheese is still insulting our jersey.

It's not good for my mental health to be watching something that enrages me. I used to be quite a violent person in my youth. Between krav maga, kick boxing, amateur football in the old Dublin leagues - where almost every match had at least one punch thrown and some games ended up in mass brawls - I kinda liked violence. I liked the buzz off it. Not proud of that, but it is true. Now, don't get me wrong, I wasnt a knacker that went looking for a fight and I've never thrown the first punch, but I could never walk away from a scrap.

But the love of a good woman, maturity, and two beautiful kids later, and I am almost always able to walk away from trouble. I'm a much calmer, and more relaxed person. And I am proud of that.

But watching Lobotomy Clive enrages me. When he singlehandedly fucked our season dead at Anfield I was apoplectic with rage, yelling and roaring at the cùnt.

This is not good for me or my wife and kids. They should not have to tip toe around the house because I'm like a bear with a sore head grouchung around the fucking place.

Honestly lads, if this cùnt stays, I'll be watching NFL mostly next season and only our games where he's injured. Straight the fuck up, there are tottnumb and manure players I hate less than this fucking mong cuntweasel.

You are a dub so that is a lie straight away

Godamned inbred sister fucking culchie lickspittle!

[DB10GOONER]

This is not a joke. We are going to offer him a new contract… from what I am told.

Zero surprise to me. With all the bollocks before the season ended that he was going and then for it to go deathly quiet and he was still here, then I seriously started to believe that he was staying. To make it even worse, it's his last chance for a move that would secure him a good deal on a 3-4 year contract and the only way he'd stay is if we are doing exactly that, including a wage hike.

If he stays, then we'll probably sign only one decent centre mid and Arteta will spin us the old Wenger line that Xhaka staying is like a new signing.

If this happens, then I'm done. Arteta and the rest of them can fuck off and I'll be back to feeling the way I did for the Old Fraud's last 10 years.

I've had this terrible feeling since it was rumoured he might be finally fucking off into oblivion.

[mcdowell42]

They may start the foundations for his statue

[DB10GOONER]

They may start the foundations for his statue

I wish someone would bury the cùnt in the foundations of an overpass.

[mcdowell42]

They may start the foundations for his statue

I wish someone would bury the cùnt in the foundations of an overpass.

I'm sure a Dub like you would know plenty of local geezers that could help

[SteveO 35]

Rice isn't coming. We will end up getting fleeced by Southampton for the one season wonder City reject, and Clubfoot will stay and start overtaking more legends in terms of appearances