No. It’s his local Italian restaurant. Granit Xhaka sleeps with the fettuccine.Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 9:23 pmOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 8:39 pmKeep the Faith Retro.. it WILL Happen... I know it is sweaty palms time... But should anything go awry with the Leverkusen deal, I have spoken with someone from El Cosa Nostra who owes me a favour and he said he will "Whack Him" if it is needed.
Thanks for arranging that OBG.
I assume that El Cosa Nostra is the Spanish branch of the Sicilian La Cosa Nostra?
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Well his name surname is Soprano (first name Derek) and he works in the Local Pasta Place...But he wears dark glasses (even at night) and has a Gun Collection.Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 9:23 pmOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 8:39 pmKeep the Faith Retro.. it WILL Happen... I know it is sweaty palms time... But should anything go awry with the Leverkusen deal, I have spoken with someone from El Cosa Nostra who owes me a favour and he said he will "Whack Him" if it is needed.
Thanks for arranging that OBG.
I assume that El Cosa Nostra is the Spanish branch of the Sicilian La Cosa Nostra?
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Granit Xhaka to Bayer Leverkusen, here we go! Agreement reached in May now being signed between clubs — green light arrived after Rice deal done. #transfers
Arsenal will receive €25m fee for Xhaka.
Understand Granit will sign until June 2028, five year deal.
Done.
|| Granit Xhaka has arrived in Germany for his medical with Bayer Leverkusen [Via - @CFBayern, @BILD_Sport].
Arsenal will receive €25m fee for Xhaka.
Understand Granit will sign until June 2028, five year deal.
Done.
|| Granit Xhaka has arrived in Germany for his medical with Bayer Leverkusen [Via - @CFBayern, @BILD_Sport].
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Thanks for all the great memories Granit!
One Granit Xhaka, only one Granit Xhaka, one Granit Xhaaaaaka
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Can you share a few of the memories you speak of?fivetothree wrote: ↑Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:22 pmThanks for all the great memories Granit!
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The only great memory for me was seeing him so pissed off as he got booed off the pitch. C.UNT!!!!
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All the goals he scored last season for a start.IW8Goalmachine wrote: ↑Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:24 pmCan you share a few of the memories you speak of?fivetothree wrote: ↑Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:22 pmThanks for all the great memories Granit!
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he scored 9fivetothree wrote: ↑Thu Jul 06, 2023 1:13 pmAll the goals he scored last season for a start.IW8Goalmachine wrote: ↑Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:24 pmCan you share a few of the memories you speak of?fivetothree wrote: ↑Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:22 pmThanks for all the great memories Granit!
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I'll have to take my posters of him off my wall now
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Shh! Men are talking.fivetothree wrote: ↑Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:22 pmThanks for all the great memories Granit!
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TWENTY FIVE MILLION??!!!mcdowell42 wrote: ↑Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:07 pmGranit Xhaka to Bayer Leverkusen, here we go! Agreement reached in May now being signed between clubs — green light arrived after Rice deal done. #transfers
Arsenal will receive €25m fee for Xhaka.
Understand Granit will sign until June 2028, five year deal.
Done.
|| Granit Xhaka has arrived in Germany for his medical with Bayer Leverkusen [Via - @CFBayern, @BILD_Sport].
Fuck me, this is the greatest pisstake since we robbed the whores for 16million for Alex Mong!
Imagine someone paying you to take your shit away!
Good fucking riddance Lobotomy Clive, you fucking toilet.
This will go down in history as one of the greatest transfer windows ever, almost on par with signing Bergkamp.
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pretty good for a central midfielder I'd sayIW8Goalmachine wrote: ↑Thu Jul 06, 2023 1:20 pmhe scored 9fivetothree wrote: ↑Thu Jul 06, 2023 1:13 pmAll the goals he scored last season for a start.IW8Goalmachine wrote: ↑Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:24 pmCan you share a few of the memories you speak of?fivetothree wrote: ↑Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:22 pmThanks for all the great memories Granit!
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One Granit Xhaka!!!DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Jul 06, 2023 2:01 pmShh! Men are talking.fivetothree wrote: ↑Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:22 pmThanks for all the great memories Granit!
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Updated the thread title in celebration of the most magnificent bowel movement any football club has ever had!
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I guarantee this used tampon will now be all over the media like syphilis on a crack whore complaining about how badly he was sob sob treated by Arsenal sob....