The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

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Re: The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless **** thread

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2023 9:23 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2023 8:39 pm
Keep the Faith Retro.. it WILL Happen... I know it is sweaty palms time... But should anything go awry with the Leverkusen deal, I have spoken with someone from El Cosa Nostra who owes me a favour and he said he will "Whack Him" if it is needed. 8) :wink:

Thanks for arranging that OBG.

I assume that El Cosa Nostra is the Spanish branch of the Sicilian La Cosa Nostra?

:lol: :wink:
No. It’s his local Italian restaurant. Granit Xhaka sleeps with the fettuccine. :lol:

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2023 9:23 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2023 8:39 pm
Keep the Faith Retro.. it WILL Happen... I know it is sweaty palms time... But should anything go awry with the Leverkusen deal, I have spoken with someone from El Cosa Nostra who owes me a favour and he said he will "Whack Him" if it is needed. 8) :wink:

Thanks for arranging that OBG.

I assume that El Cosa Nostra is the Spanish branch of the Sicilian La Cosa Nostra?

:lol: :wink:
Well his name surname is Soprano (first name Derek) and he works in the Local Pasta Place...But he wears dark glasses (even at night) and has a Gun Collection. :D :wink:

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Granit Xhaka to Bayer Leverkusen, here we go! Agreement reached in May now being signed between clubs — green light arrived after Rice deal done. 🚨🔴⚫️ #transfers

Arsenal will receive €25m fee for Xhaka.

Understand Granit will sign until June 2028, five year deal.

Done. ✔️


🚨 || Granit Xhaka has arrived in Germany for his medical with Bayer Leverkusen [Via - @CFBayern, @BILD_Sport].
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Thanks for all the great memories Granit!

One Granit Xhaka, only one Granit Xhaka, one Granit Xhaaaaaka :barscarf:

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fivetothree wrote:
Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:22 pm
Thanks for all the great memories Granit!

One Granit Xhaka, only one Granit Xhaka, one Granit Xhaaaaaka :barscarf:
Can you share a few of the memories you speak of?

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The only great memory for me was seeing him so pissed off as he got booed off the pitch. C.UNT!!!!

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IW8Goalmachine wrote:
Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:24 pm
fivetothree wrote:
Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:22 pm
Thanks for all the great memories Granit!

One Granit Xhaka, only one Granit Xhaka, one Granit Xhaaaaaka :barscarf:
Can you share a few of the memories you speak of?
All the goals he scored last season for a start.

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fivetothree wrote:
Thu Jul 06, 2023 1:13 pm
IW8Goalmachine wrote:
Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:24 pm
fivetothree wrote:
Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:22 pm
Thanks for all the great memories Granit!

One Granit Xhaka, only one Granit Xhaka, one Granit Xhaaaaaka :barscarf:
Can you share a few of the memories you speak of?
All the goals he scored last season for a start.
he scored 9

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I'll have to take my posters of him off my wall now :cry:

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fivetothree wrote:
Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:22 pm
Thanks for all the great memories Granit!

One Granit Xhaka, only one Granit Xhaka, one Granit Xhaaaaaka :barscarf:
Shh! Men are talking. :lol: :wink:

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:07 pm
Granit Xhaka to Bayer Leverkusen, here we go! Agreement reached in May now being signed between clubs — green light arrived after Rice deal done. 🚨🔴⚫️ #transfers

Arsenal will receive €25m fee for Xhaka.

Understand Granit will sign until June 2028, five year deal.

Done. ✔️


🚨 || Granit Xhaka has arrived in Germany for his medical with Bayer Leverkusen [Via - @CFBayern, @BILD_Sport].
TWENTY FIVE MILLION??!!! :shock:

:coffeespit:

Fuck me, this is the greatest pisstake since we robbed the whores for 16million for Alex Mong! :lol: :lol:

Imagine someone paying you to take your shit away! :lol: :lol:

Good fucking riddance Lobotomy Clive, you fucking toilet. :censored: :box: :lol:

This will go down in history as one of the greatest transfer windows ever, almost on par with signing Bergkamp. 8)

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IW8Goalmachine wrote:
Thu Jul 06, 2023 1:20 pm
fivetothree wrote:
Thu Jul 06, 2023 1:13 pm
IW8Goalmachine wrote:
Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:24 pm
fivetothree wrote:
Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:22 pm
Thanks for all the great memories Granit!

One Granit Xhaka, only one Granit Xhaka, one Granit Xhaaaaaka :barscarf:
Can you share a few of the memories you speak of?
All the goals he scored last season for a start.
he scored 9
pretty good for a central midfielder I'd say :barscarf:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Jul 06, 2023 2:01 pm
fivetothree wrote:
Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:22 pm
Thanks for all the great memories Granit!

One Granit Xhaka, only one Granit Xhaka, one Granit Xhaaaaaka :barscarf:
Shh! Men are talking. :lol: :wink:
One Granit Xhaka!!! :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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Updated the thread title in celebration of the most magnificent bowel movement any football club has ever had!

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I guarantee this used tampon will now be all over the media like syphilis on a crack whore complaining about how badly he was sob sob treated by Arsenal sob.... :roll: :censored:

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