ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Aug 22, 2023 8:31 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Aug 22, 2023 1:40 pm
:shock:

WHAT!!!??? Dirty Baldy!???


:D :wink:
Nope. One augie on here is enough. :wink:

It stands for "Bastard". As in Old Dirty Bastard, which was my rap name when I did the drive by on MC Quartzy Jizzle. 8)

I've said too much. :shock:
Why you little cock pussy












To quote us marty

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:popcorn:

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the playing mantis wrote:
Tue Aug 22, 2023 8:53 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Aug 22, 2023 8:31 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Aug 22, 2023 1:40 pm
:shock:

WHAT!!!??? Dirty Baldy!???


:D :wink:
Nope. One augie on here is enough. :wink:

It stands for "Bastard". As in Old Dirty Bastard, which was my rap name when I did the drive by on MC Quartzy Jizzle. 8)

I've said too much. :shock:
Why you little cock pussy












To quote us marty
:lol: :lol:

I was actually singing that - oops sorry - I wuz laying dat toon down as I braapped Quartz yo feel me blud.

"Yo yo Me done take no shizzle from da Quartzy Jizzle,
Me got Mad MC skills, mad shooting and Killin skills,
Yo yo me done take no disrespeck from dat Quartzy,
Dat boy got shot just like dat little cock pussy
!"

MC Quartzy Jizzle RIP.

Word.

:lol: :wink:

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You missed:

Innit.

:D

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🚨 An unnamed Saudi Arabian club have 'positioned itself' on Arsenal winger Nicolas Pepe with a transfer fee being 'negotiated'. Pepe has turned down a three-year contract at Besiktas.

[Source: @FabriceHawkins]

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2023 2:18 pm
🚨 An unnamed Saudi Arabian club have 'positioned itself' on Arsenal winger Nicolas Pepe with a transfer fee being 'negotiated'. Pepe has turned down a three-year contract at Besiktas.

[Source: @FabriceHawkins]

If this useless dud and his vacant expression isn't prepared to sign for Besiktas, or whoever else might be daft enough to offer him a contract, then we have to accept the monumental fuck up we made with his £72 m signing and either pay him an extortionate amount to fuck off as a free agent, or keep paying him to sit at home until his contract expires...a la Winston Bogarde. As painful and expensive as that would be, we don't have an alternative imo.

The worst thing we could do is invite him back into the fold and include him in training etc, as though he has a chance of re-kindling his career with us. The message that would send to the rest of the squad would be that we're weak as fuck and that they hold all the cards. Sure, any of them could stop performing and sit out their contract, but few footballers want to sacrifice their career. That he appears prepared to do so, speaks volumes for the useless prat.

I've seen the comments on here that this is the gamble that the chavs are taking with their 8 year contracts, but I'd be amazed if there weren't clauses inserted that gave the club a way out in this type of situation. For some odd reason, we seem to be the naive club that walks into these disasters and never learns from the mistakes.

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2023 2:18 pm
🚨 An unnamed Saudi Arabian club have 'positioned itself' on Arsenal winger Nicolas Pepe with a transfer fee being 'negotiated'. Pepe has turned down a three-year contract at Besiktas.

[Source: @FabriceHawkins]
I don't believe anyone is daft enough to offer money for that dodo but if they are, no matter what they offer, snap their fucking hands off.

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Are we 8 days from the end of this transfer window ? Doesnt seem to be any new striker on the horizon, and nothing seems immenent on the departure front either. This transfer window is fast becoming a major disappointment I would suggest

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augie wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2023 7:53 pm
Are we 8 days from the end of this transfer window ? Doesnt seem to be any new striker on the horizon, and nothing seems immenent on the departure front either. This transfer window is fast becoming a major disappointment I would suggest
For me it's a mixed bag. The new keeper will hopefully keep Ramsdale from turning into LehmannTard MK2 or maybe even be better than him. Rice is a good signing but we were massively fucked paying a hundred million for him. Granit Havertz (I think Retro came up with that and I pissed myself laughing :lol: 8) ) is 65million we may as well have stuffed up Kerry Katona's burst kebab of death. :roll:

I'd love to see a striker come in and Peepee fuck off but doubtful now. :|

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:11 pm
augie wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2023 7:53 pm
Are we 8 days from the end of this transfer window ? Doesnt seem to be any new striker on the horizon, and nothing seems immenent on the departure front either. This transfer window is fast becoming a major disappointment I would suggest
For me it's a mixed bag. The new keeper will hopefully keep Ramsdale from turning into LehmannTard MK2 or maybe even be better than him. Rice is a good signing but we were massively fucked paying a hundred million for him. Granit Havertz (I think Retro came up with that and I pissed myself laughing :lol: 8) ) is 65million we may as well have stuffed up Kerry Katona's burst kebab of death. :roll:

I'd love to see a striker come in and Peepee and Holding! fuck off but doubtful now. :|
I still cannot understand why he hasn't given Balogun a chance - Just 20 - 30 minutes instead of Eddie (another sitter missed) the Feather...Unless he really is worse,; if so to keep those 'interested' clubs paying well over the odds....


We "Need" a No9 Proper Striker... Jesus ain't it either... :banghead:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:11 pm
augie wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2023 7:53 pm
Are we 8 days from the end of this transfer window ? Doesnt seem to be any new striker on the horizon, and nothing seems immenent on the departure front either. This transfer window is fast becoming a major disappointment I would suggest
For me it's a mixed bag. The new keeper will hopefully keep Ramsdale from turning into LehmannTard MK2 or maybe even be better than him. Rice is a good signing but we were massively fucked paying a hundred million for him. Granit Havertz (I think Retro came up with that and I pissed myself laughing :lol: 8) ) is 65million we may as well have stuffed up Kerry Katona's burst kebab of death. :roll:

I'd love to see a striker come in and Peepee fuck off but doubtful now. :|



I'd love to see vieira fcuked off even if it was only on loan - as long as he is on the bench he is a risk to this team cos el basque will absolutely give him game time

I understand the complexities of moving players on sometimes, but there are players still in the club who are clearly not rated so why not just get what we can for them and move them on ? I dont have the same anti Holding issue that many supporters do, but he is clearly (at best) now somewhere around 5th or 6th choice centre back so shouldnt we just take what we can get and move him on for his and the clubs sake ? What benefit is there in penny pinching at this stage ? Same applies to a few other players like cedric and tavares and pepe of course, but it seems like we are trying to squeeze every last penny out of buying clubs, but at this stage of the transfer window I would call that risky or stupid - if we are that desperate to raise funds then we need to take what is on offer or risk being stuck with unwanted players, plus IF we plan on using the raised funds to bring in other players, then we are running out of time to get deals done

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Kerry Katona's burst kebab of death :coffeespit:

We’ve reached peak forum folks, shut her down.

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rodders999 wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2023 9:48 pm
Kerry Katona's burst kebab of death :coffeespit:

We’ve reached peak forum folks, shut her down.
KKBKOD

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:11 pm
augie wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2023 7:53 pm
Are we 8 days from the end of this transfer window ? Doesnt seem to be any new striker on the horizon, and nothing seems immenent on the departure front either. This transfer window is fast becoming a major disappointment I would suggest
For me it's a mixed bag. The new keeper will hopefully keep Ramsdale from turning into LehmannTard MK2 or maybe even be better than him. Rice is a good signing but we were massively fucked paying a hundred million for him. Granit Havertz (I think Retro came up with that and I pissed myself laughing :lol: 8) ) is 65million we may as well have stuffed up Kerry Katona's burst kebab of death. :roll:

I'd love to see a striker come in and Peepee fuck off but doubtful now. :|

Feel free to use it whenever you want my friend. 8)

And as the other boys have said, top marks for the KKBKOD. :lol: :barscarf:

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Can you imagine the state of her burger? It must flap about like a couple of beached Halibut...... :ewwwww:

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