Kai Havertz

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This made me laugh. :lol:

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Sat Sep 30, 2023 7:01 pm
This made me laugh. :lol:
Ha ha that’s brilliant 🤩

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Sat Sep 30, 2023 7:01 pm
This made me laugh. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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£60million down the drain ?

Kai Havertz scores again ( or maybe it should be at last, except that doesn’t scan )

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Stuart L (2) wrote:
Sun Oct 01, 2023 2:36 pm
£60million down the drain ?

Kai Havertz scores again ( or maybe it should be at last, except that doesn’t scan )

£60 million up the spout
German Kai ends goal drought

£60 million up in smoke
Who will save us from this bloke?

:oops: I'll get me coat.

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Sun Oct 01, 2023 8:20 pm
Stuart L (2) wrote:
Sun Oct 01, 2023 2:36 pm
£60million down the drain ?

Kai Havertz scores again ( or maybe it should be at last, except that doesn’t scan )
£60 million up in smoke
Who will save us from this bloke?

:oops: I'll get me coat.
:coffeespit: brilliant, mate.

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I said elsewhere, probably the match thread, that I suspected Arteta and Odegaard had arranged to give any spot kick to Havertz. If Odegaard actually made this decision himself, then he needs bollocking, not praising by Arteta.

Totally unprofessional at 0-2 up.

This mentality will win us fuck all.

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Stuart L (2) wrote:
Sun Oct 01, 2023 2:36 pm
£60million? Bunch of arse

Kai Havertz scores at last
Fixed it for you, mate

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Credit to him today for the good little layoff to Martinelli today.

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Nice knockdown. still shite!

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Ditto. :high5:

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A goal and a crucial assist in the last one and a bit games - starting to settle in nicely

£60m down the drain......Havertz assists again

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Mon Oct 09, 2023 7:35 am
A goal and a crucial assist in the last one and a bit games - starting to settle in nicely

£60m down the drain......Havertz assists again

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
His goal was a penalty :lol:

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IW8Goalmachine wrote:
Mon Oct 09, 2023 9:10 am
SteveO 35 wrote:
Mon Oct 09, 2023 7:35 am
A goal and a crucial assist in the last one and a bit games - starting to settle in nicely

£60m down the drain......Havertz assists again

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
His goal was a penalty :lol:
In fairness Raya's got as many assists for the oppo as Havertz, so he's got a way to go yet !

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It comes to something when there's a need to big up a 5 yard simple lay off as evidence that Havertz might be turning a corner. :lol:

Fuck me, how low does the bar have to be set? It's how people used to claim that Xhaka had a good game, when he'd actually done fuck all, but hadn't made a fuck up to cost us a goal, or hadn't got sent off.

"Good performance from Havertz today."

"Really, what did he do?"

"Err, well.....he didn't trip over his own laces."

:roll:

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