I WAS (SADLY) THINKING

[Chopper]

And i thought some of your irish quotes were dodgy!!

You worry me DB10.

[Cockerill's chin]

I want to be the new China coach, Fu Kiu with Wang Kerr my trusted number 2.

Like Mr Wenger and Confucius, I will be full of wisdom and sagely advice for my players:

Virginity like bubble - one prick all gone

Man who run in front of car get tired

Man who run behind car get exhausted

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

Man with one chopstick go hungry

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it

Man who drive like hell bound to get there

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs

Man who farts in church sits in own pew

Crowded elevator smells different to midget

[REB]

man wit erection in airport is goin 2 bangkok sorry couldnt resist

[I Hate Hleb]

QUALITY, MR. CHIN!!

[All_Arsenal_1886]

Loved the post Cockerill's chin

[Chopper]

Loving your work Mr Chin, making it a happy monday.

[DB10GOONER]

And i thought some of your irish quotes were dodgy!!

You worry me DB10.

Chopper, I worry meself sometimes...

BTW; Top posting Mr Chin.

[REB]

And i thought some of your irish quotes were dodgy!!

You worry me DB10.

even i struggle at times wit db10 slang ha ha

[DB10GOONER]

And i thought some of your irish quotes were dodgy!!

You worry me DB10.

even i struggle at times wit db10 slang ha ha

I do my best.

Or as they say; "Top buzz, Skip. Rapid."