Luton Labia Lips A Tues 5th Dec KO 815pm

[rodders999]

Potential banana skin

Surprisingly they’re the best of the skid mark 3 and the small pitch will allow them to sit in and make it tight for us. If we can make an early breakthrough we should take them apart but the longer they sit in and keep us at bay the more they’ll grow in confidence.

[Stuart L (2)]

True McD Very True.


But let's look at the positives:

That’s where I’ve been going wrong - I’ve been eating the damn thing

[Midz]

[OneBardGooner]

True McD Very True.


But let's look at the positives:

That’s where I’ve been going wrong - I’ve been eating the damn thing

So what you're telling is Stuart is that you enjoy putting a Phallus shaped fruit in yer gob!???

[the playing mantis]

Worried about this game...we should dick them but all about attitude if we just turn up without effort we will be in trouble. We are due a slip up.

[Ray C]

If we play like we did first half on Saturday we'll murder 'em. 2-0 will do.

[Perryashburtongroves]

Hope we thrash them tonight. Fucking Luton and their shitty plastic pitch which we always seemed to end up playing on in the middle of December on a cold, miserable afternoon. Fuck them too for that final in 1988. 3-0 to us.

[OneBardGooner]

Oyezzzzz Oyezzzz Oyezzzz ! Hear Ye Hear Ye Hear Ye! All thou faithful Gooners and Goonerettes:

This very night we visit the town of Luton; yeah! Also known as Reeet ShyteHool, that despite numerous attempts by the Government's Health & Safety Regional Department still manages to Stink Out all towns and dwellings from Whipsnade to Poynders End.

The Borough of Luton whilst claiming to have its own 'Airport' also boasts that rare achievement of having more Thefts of Passengers Luggage than Any Other airport in the world; including Toronto Pearson Airport in Canada. (And THAT is saying something).

So, fellow Gooners/Goonerettes... Tonight we visit Kenilworth Road (aka: Dump Shyte Hovel ) once famous for its 'Plastic Pitch' (*).

Where the Luton Fans; renowned for being more ignorant, ill-educated and Orc-Like than Stoke City fans, will no doubt try and start fights with any Arsenal Fans deemed to be Woman or Child.

So we All know that this game Will Go either of Two Ways.

The Arsenal will either Demolish these inbreds and vanquish them back to Obscurity where they rightfully belong.

Or

Luton's Thugs will Kick, Foul, Cheat, Dive, Tug, Punch and Lie their way (with the Full Backing and Assistance of the Officials and VAR) to a draw.



Oyezzzzzz! Oyezzz! Oyezzzzz!



(*) They only installed the plastic Pitch because the groundsmen (no women back then!) Were fed-up with the L"Locals' Stealing the Turfs of Grass every other week.

[DB10GOONER]

Worst thing I ever saw in Luton was at Luton Airport. The old fat ginger one from the spice girls was "trying" to get through the airport with her four bodyguards and a couple bimbo entourage type twats and.... nobody paid any attention to her whatsoever.

This was back in 2004 IIRC and she was still trying to pretend she was in her early twenties.

She was chubby, pasty skinned, about the same height as Spuddy (5'1" tops ) and covered in acne.

She was just a loud, horrible looking little bastard.

[OneBardGooner]

And.... other than Eric Morecambe she is Luton's most famous (yeah riiight!) fan.

[Natural Born Gooner]

Full strength team please!

No fucking about, get scoring and then make the necessary subs when we're comfortable.

[Midz]

Full strength team please!

No fucking about, get scoring and then make the necessary subs when we're comfortable.

This ^^

[OneBardGooner]

Just seen that this game is being shown on Amazon Prime for those who have it. Also checked and it is Listed on Drogon TV; no specific Broadcaster out Channel named, just the figure "1", which means it'll probably be from the Far East with all those really weird adverts before and at Half-time with people saying (*) "剛剛到底發生了什麼事 剛剛到底發生了什麼"


(*) Phonetic Transcription: 'AaahWing Pong Zingggaaa Zaa Jingga Ja Zhung Ding Fung Dong Wizz Bong' then Kow Towing to the camera / screen.


I tried Google Translation and it said "What The Fuck Just Happened?"

Anyway it's on both Drogon and Amazon Prime.

[mcdowell42]

It's on the premier channel here in Ireland

[Redarmy]

Turn up with the right attitude and we will win, no problem