Bacary Sagna/Spurs’ lasagna (17/7)

[gooner.ed]

usual thread starter. Apologies if there are already chants elsewhere in the huge expanse this forum has become. I simply haven’t got the hours in the day to go trawling for them. Anyhow – please list any decent chants for bacary sagna here – they don’t have to include lasagna or be to the tune of ‘viva espagna’ either.

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

gooner.ed wrote:

they don’t have to include lasagna or be to the tune of ‘viva espagna’ either.

Unfortunately that is as far as my imagination extends! Anyway here goes...

To the tune of La Bamba by ??? and/or the the Weird Al Jankovich version "Lasagna" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps1oYsvlEzI:

La la la la la Sagna
His name is Bacary Sagna
The ****'ll need Pampers
When they see la Sagna

Or to the tune of That's Amore:

He cost six million quid
And goes straight through the ****
That's la Sagna

When he sends Dudu through
He makes Tottenham do-do
Ohhh la Sagna

Both pretty childish i guess but hey... i never claimed to be anything different!

[Hagbard 23]

– please list any decent chants for bacary sagna here – they don’t have to include lasagna or be to the tune of ‘viva espagna’ either.

Well that narrows it down quite a bit. What else rhymes with Sagna ???

[rellends]

to viva espana

they won't eat italian down the lane
but we have bac sagna

obviously we would need a few more catchy verses but the idea has got my juices flowing!

[hemelgooner]

Well, his parents are Senegalese!

bacary, whoaa, bacary, whoaa ooo,
his mums from senegal...

I think you know the rest.

I'll get my coat....

[mickmoon]

This is to the tune of eviva espana, it does include the lovel lasagne and IT IS crap but its a starting point for others to adapt

---
He came from Auxerre to Arsenal
He's Bacary Sagna
He now earns 50 grand a week
That should buy him a huge plasma
He laughs at the **** from down the lane
With their dodgy lasagne
If you want to know the arsenal score
Its Arsenal won once more

---

[PalaciosAgent]

I think something to the tune of Abracadabra by Steve Miller:

Abra-abra-cadabra
We've got Bacary Sagna,
Abra-abra-cadabra
The **** gets shits from lasagne,

or to that tune - they do run run run, they do run run:

When Sagna gets the ball, what do spuds do?
They do run run run, they do run run,
When they eat Lasagne, what do spuds do?
Their shits run run run, their shits run run.

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Or for a non-lasagna related one...

To the tune of Valerie by The Zutons... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz7OfuTbCO4 - the bit i'm talking about is the bridge/chorus. The original lyrics are:

Cos since I've come on home
Well my body's been a mess
And I've missed your ginger hair
And the way you like to dress
Won't you come on over
Stop making a fool out of me-ee
Why won't you come on over Valerie?
Val-er-ie-ee...

And Monsieur La Sagna's version:

Well once there was a c*nt
And he wore the 3 you wear
But you’re just so much better
And plus you’ve got yellow hair
Now you’ve taken over
We’ve got a world class number three-ee
F*ck Cashley cos we’ve got Bacary
Bac-a-ree-ee, Bacary, Bac-a-ree-ee
F*ck Cashley cos we’ve got Bacary

I know theres a bit of a long pause between the Valerie/Bacary parts but it can always be sung quicker (its not like its gonna be sung to the actual track) and or we could just sing the guitar riff in between.

[BigJohan]

We’re off to the Marriott Hotel – to eat some lasagne

Then if we’re still feeling well – we’ll watch Bacary Sagna

[mickmoon]

another one, to the tune of Lola (kinks) - spelling bad but it sort of goes together ok :

----
He worked as a chef in the marriot
When he cooked for **** he gave them the shits with lasagarnia
L-a-s-a-g-arnia
So we ask him his name after he got some fame
And he shouted back he's from Arsenal and his name Sagna
S-a-g-n-a sagna sa-sa-sa-sa sagna

[neverforgetlimpar]

it should rhyme bacary sagna with dodgy lasagne and go to the barry manilow tune copacabana

[jesper arnsbjerg]

To the tune Na Na Hey Hey Kiss him goodbuy

na na na na
na na na na
La la La Sagna

[jesper arnsbjerg]

Or Maybe this to the tune thats amore

To get rid of the ****
we spend 6 million quid
on La Sagna

[BigJohan]

Spurs came to the Emirates, after eating Lasagne
But this time they didnt get the shits, but a do-se of Sagna
Oh Sagna, por favor