MKGould and UFG close in on 300 club!!!!

Post by **T.S** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:52 am

Only six, nay, five more to go for me now. I'd better make my next four posts good!

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:56 am

Congrats guys, going strong with those posts.

And TS, congrats in advance, even though there will probably be a celebration at the 400th anyway...

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:04 am

Just for anyone remotely interested, I present our top 30 posters, current as of the time of this post:

1 gooner.ed 461
2 stearmaster 434
3 tonysaunders 395
4 DB10GOONER 386
5 Chopper 374
6 tenementfunster5 351
7 Eboue Can't Defend 348
8 U.F.G Anfield '89 300
9 MK Gould 299
10 All_Arsenal_1886 292

11 gus ceasar is a legend 266
12 Ben-gooner14 255
13 donaldo 252
14 I Hate Hleb 247
15 goonermc 212
16 rebel gooner 212
17 Galasso 189
18 Cesc is God 178
19 Dicko 167
20 TheOne2Smooth 159

21 Trevheff 159
22 Rilo II 147
23 RaM 141
24 Gunnerz4life 135
25 Chunky The Gooner 131
26 proudtosaythatname 130
27 gunner67 128
28 liam bradys left foot 120
29 Gooneroonie 118
30 DanielD 118

The top 7 seem to be leaving everyone well behind!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:01 pm

I notice AA1886 is flying along!!

MK still lingering in Double Centurion level though. Seriously the prawn sambos are top notch in 300 Club level MK, come on in...

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:11 pm

the prawn sarnies are truly the mutts nuts, clearly not good enough for TS and DB10 though, who are about to leave us for the diamond club and its gold plated king prawn sandwiches, with free strawberry shandy

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Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:17 pm

U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:the prawn sarnies are truly the mutts nuts, clearly not good enough for TS and DB10 though, who are about to leave us for the diamond club and its gold plated king prawn sandwiches, with free strawberry shandy .

Free strawberry shandy??!! I was under the impression it was FREE HAND SHANDIES!! I may have to talk to someone in marketing about this...

You guys do use the term "hand shandy" right? If not then I'm sure you can figure that one out...

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:19 pm

I have a good idea what you're talking about...

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:21 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:the prawn sarnies are truly the mutts nuts, clearly not good enough for TS and DB10 though, who are about to leave us for the diamond club and its gold plated king prawn sandwiches, with free strawberry shandy .
Free strawberry shandy??!! I was under the impression it was FREE HAND SHANDIES!! I may have to talk to someone in marketing about this...

You guys do use the term "hand shandy" right? If not then I'm sure you can figure that one out...

Hand shandy, never heard of it, an excellent new term for palm-aid though.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:41 pm

U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:the prawn sarnies are truly the mutts nuts, clearly not good enough for TS and DB10 though, who are about to leave us for the diamond club and its gold plated king prawn sandwiches, with free strawberry shandy .
Free strawberry shandy??!! I was under the impression it was FREE HAND SHANDIES!! I may have to talk to someone in marketing about this...

You guys do use the term "hand shandy" right? If not then I'm sure you can figure that one out...
Hand shandy, never heard of it, an excellent new term for palm-aid though.

Ah, good old PalmAid. Did we really save any palms or was it just an excuse for a load of w*nker rock stars to promote their latest albums? I'm just not sure anymore...

Hagbard 23 · Post by **Hagbard 23** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:46 pm

I've heard Hand Shandy is having a benefit concert for Palm-Aid, at Jodrell Bank. . Is this a good idea, or shall we have a Mass Debate.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:54 pm

Group Information
Group name: Moderators
Group description:
Group membership: This is a closed group: no more users accepted

Private Message Username Posts Location Email Website Select
Group Moderator
tonysaunders 399 Enfield, London

Hmmmm...

Just lifted this off the page that comes up when you click on "moderators" in the general chat index (just beside "Dicko").

The all seeing, all powerful, Lord of Everything, Tony Saunders now has his own Group. I seem to recall another group of little rascals that formed this way back in Munich in the 1920's...

Is TS the "front man" for a new Neo-Nazi, Gooner, Power-mad Moderator, ninja group? Or Is TS a "lone gunman"? Or is TS a CIA/NSA Spook trying to assassinate Gooner Ed after gaining his trust? Or Have I finally f*cking lost the plot and will be found by my wife, walking the hall in our home, in my soiled pyjamas, eating raw cookie dough and mumbling about "Cobra's! Aaahhh! Cobra's!"??

Tune in tomorrow kiddies, same batshit channel, same batshit time...

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:57 pm

their promoter lester brown is down town organising it at the moment that's right he's down town lester brown, of course you'd need to get people to construct the stage, people to get the floor of the stage decked, in other words people willing to pull their planks all day and all night until the stage is up.

the clergy doesn't like the idea of the concert, might have to bash the bishop a couple of times to make him see sense. wait a minute, this concert is for real right? you're not just jerking me off?

also do hand shandy have that much mass appeal anymore? you have to ask, if there is a concert will anyone come?

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:00 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:Group Information
Group name: Moderators
Group description:
Group membership: This is a closed group: no more users accepted

Private Message Username Posts Location Email Website Select
Group Moderator
tonysaunders 399 Enfield, London

Hmmmm...

Just lifted this off the page that comes up when you click on "moderators" in the general chat index (just beside "Dicko").

The all seeing, all powerful, Lord of Everything, Tony Saunders now has his own Group. I seem to recall another group of little rascals that formed this way back in Munich in the 1920's...

Is TS the "front man" for a new Neo-Nazi, Gooner, Power-mad Moderator, ninja group? Or Is TS a "lone gunman"? Or is TS a CIA/NSA Spook trying to assassinate Gooner Ed after gaining his trust? Or Have I finally f*cking lost the plot and will be found by my wife, walking the hall in our home, in my soiled pyjamas, eating raw cookie dough and mumbling about "Cobra's! Aaahhh! Cobra's!"??

Tune in tomorrow kiddies, same batshit channel, same batshit time...

why would the NSA want to assasinate gooner ed. ? look at his avatar, he's clearly henry kissenger!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:00 pm

U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:their promoter lester brown is down town organising it at the moment that's right he's down town lester brown, of course you'd need to get people to construct the stage, people to get the floor of the stage decked, in other words people willing to pull their planks all day and all night until the stage is up.

the clergy doesn't like the idea of the concert, might have to bash the bishop a couple of times to make him see sense. wait a minute, this concert is for real right? you're not just jerking me off?

also do hand shandy have that much mass appeal anymore? you have to ask, if there is a concert will anyone come?

Only one thing to say to all that; "oo-er missus!"

Hagbard 23 · Post by **Hagbard 23** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:14 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:...
Is TS the "front man" for a new Neo-Nazi, Gooner, Power-mad Moderator, ninja group? Or Is TS a "lone gunman"? Or is TS a CIA/NSA Spook trying to assassinate Gooner Ed after gaining his trust?

I think we all are beginning to realise TS is an Illuminati agent of deception, but I think GoonerEd has the matter in hand.