LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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I met a fairy today who granted me one wish.
"I want to live forever" I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that".
"Fine" I said.
"I want to die when Tottenham win the premier league then".
"You crafty cunnt" said the fairy.
"I want to live forever" I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that".
"Fine" I said.
"I want to die when Tottenham win the premier league then".
"You crafty cunnt" said the fairy.
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Nice One Lefty!

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Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position.
One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your girl down on all fours, and you mount her from behind.
Then you reach around, cup her tits, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.'
Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."
One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your girl down on all fours, and you mount her from behind.
Then you reach around, cup her tits, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.'
Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."
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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 8:05 pmTwo cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position.
One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your girl down on all fours, and you mount her from behind.
Then you reach around, cup her tits, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.'
Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."



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The autocorrect on my phone hasn't got used to me yet.
It still thinks I like watching canal fishing videos.
It still thinks I like watching canal fishing videos.
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My wife was reading Cosmopolitan magazine in bed last night and said to me, "It says here that most women get bored with their husband's sexual efforts after a few years of marriage."
"Really love?" I replied, as I continued to thrust away.
"Really love?" I replied, as I continued to thrust away.
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Going to watch a Scouse tribute band tonight...Took That
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I've just brought home a Barbie 'Domestic Violence' doll for my daughter.
Battery not included.
Battery not included.
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Manchester City are facing 115 charges by the FA. If found guilty, they'll be relegated so far down the tables they'll end up playing in the Scottish league.
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My wife called me a sex machine yesterday.
Actually she called me 'A fucking tool', but i know what she meant
Actually she called me 'A fucking tool', but i know what she meant
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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jun 11, 2024 8:55 pmThe autocorrect on my phone hasn't got used to me yet.
It still thinks I like watching canal fishing videos.



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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Jun 11, 2024 9:01 pmGoing to watch a Scouse tribute band tonight...Took That


