PL Fixtures 2024/2025

[the playing mantis]

I think it'll be a tough as fuck opening few games and some cunty away trips at the back of the champs lge weeks..The afforities won't want The Arsenal up there challenging 3 seasons on the bounce..

Looking at the opening five games..I think FG was on the money..Fixture computer my hairy bumhole

Are you quoting yourself and referring to yourself in thr 3rd person?!

Didn't we have someone here before who did the latter?!

[mcdowell42]

I think it'll be a tough as fuck opening few games and some cunty away trips at the back of the champs lge weeks..The afforities won't want The Arsenal up there challenging 3 seasons on the bounce..

Looking at the opening five games..I think FG was on the money..Fixture computer my hairy bumhole

Are you quoting yourself and referring to yourself in thr 3rd person?!

Didn't we have someone here before who did the latter?!

We did,thinl t was someone who went by the user name Radford

[Nick Nack]

I think it'll be a tough as fuck opening few games and some cunty away trips at the back of the champs lge weeks..The afforities won't want The Arsenal up there challenging 3 seasons on the bounce..

Looking at the opening five games..I think FG was on the money..Fixture computer my hairy bumhole

You are a modern day Nostradamus sir. I doff my cap.
All hail Falky the Sage.

[SteveO 35]

On the basis that the outcome against City won't be decided until after 2024/25 season, the best we can hope for is another gallant 2nd

No energy for the season ahead at this point - still getting over the last one. What I have seen is that in the last 10 games of the season, City are supposed to have the easiest run in which means 30 points without anyone laying a glove on them, so unless we're ahead by then the final outcome is done.....and even then we'd need to be perfect. Borefest, despite our best efforts

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

On the basis that the outcome against City won't be decided until after 2024/25 season, the best we can hope for is another gallant 2nd

No energy for the season ahead at this point - still getting over the last one. What I have seen is that in the last 10 games of the season, City are supposed to have the easiest run in which means 30 points without anyone laying a glove on them, so unless we're ahead by then the final outcome is done.....and even then we'd need to be perfect. Borefest, despite our best efforts

Agreed, same old apparent random fixture list where as you say cheaty will win their last 15 games without hardly conceding a goal.

They will probably get deducted 10 points in 2050 after they've won every title up to then.

It's more boring than the jock league.

Still we have the cricket where we nearly got sent packing by the sweaties

[falkirk goon]

I think it'll be a tough as fuck opening few games and some cunty away trips at the back of the champs lge weeks..The afforities won't want The Arsenal up there challenging 3 seasons on the bounce..

Looking at the opening five games..I think FG was on the money..Fixture computer my hairy bumhole

You are a modern day Nostradamus sir. I doff my cap.
All hail Falky the Sage.

Could see it happening a mile off We've got Ch lge games between Spuds and Cheaty away in Sept and then Barcodes and Chavski away in November ffs.These are the things we need to deal with when we're at the top table though I suppose..Be interesting to see who the Cheats Villa vaginas and Dippers got around their European games Can't be arsed looking though.

[Perryashburtongroves]

We're wining the league at the scousers again.

[mcdowell42]

We're wining the league at the scousers again.

PP has us at 7/4 ,

[OneBardGooner]

We're wining the league at the scousers again.

PP has us at 7/4 ,

Not being a betting man is that Good or Bad?

[OneBardGooner]

So! What have learnt so far?

McD’s rumours of us being fucked over with a CL game between the Cheats and the Filth prove entirely accurate

Augie is a ‘cheerful old soul’…. Yeah! Riiiiiight!

That we have probably the toughest first Five Games of any team this season, so the Fix is in already by the Backhand Taking Cheaty Cock Sucking Cuntbags aka: The Prem

The ghost of Radford has returned by possessing the spirit and body of Falky – who apparently has a “hairy bumhole” – Thanks for that Falky! However he is also Nostradamus in disguise, but Nick Nack spotted his clever ruse and outed him Ooooh! Errrr Missis!

And as per usual Steve O has offered his wise observation: "No energy for the season ahead at this point - still getting over the last one"

Which I feel certain many of us also side with, And IF We feel like that I can only imagine what some of our players must be feeling & thinking with the likes of Saka and Deckers having to try and stay injury free having just both played a very full season and now must face being over-played by Red RumCunty Chops Southgate.


What I would ask is when oh! The Fuck When are Cheaty going to be brought to book and relegated?




I'll tell you when... Fuckin' Neverrrrr!

[OneBardGooner]

[mcdowell42]

We're wining the league at the scousers again.

PP has us at 7/4 ,

Not being a betting mantic is that Good or Bad?

Well if you bet 4 pound and we win the league your return would be 7 pound

[OneBardGooner]

We're wining the league at the scousers again.

PP has us at 7/4 ,

Not being a betting man is that Good or Bad?

Well if you bet 4 pound and we win the league your return would be 7 pound

Aaaaah! I see! Thanks McD ... So quite a decent chance then!

[OneBardGooner]

Also just realised the Software the Prem use to organise and lay out the fixtures was by the same wakners Fujitsu Who designed the software system 'Horizon' for the Post Office

[Nick Nack]

Also just realised the Software the Prem use to organise and lay out the fixtures was by the same wakners Fujitsu Who designed the software system 'Horizon' for the Post Office

Totally reliable then