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Denmark's national team's will receive equal pay and conditions, after the men's side signed a four-year agreement with the Danish Football Association (DBU).
The agreement will come into effect after Euro 2024 and the plan includes equal basic remuneration for appearing for the national side, a development fund for the women's team paid for by the men's team and DBU and no pay rise for the men's players.
The players and DBU will also create a joint home for the national team, including the men, women and youth teams.
The agreement was arranged alongside the Danish players union, Spillerforeningen, whose director said: "The men’s team chose not to demand any changes in the conditions in their new agreement.
"It’s an extraordinary step to help improve the conditions of the women’s national teams. So, instead of looking for better conditions for themselves, the players thought about supporting the women’s team."
Just how far will these lads roll over to have their bellies tickled
Let's get to the hub of the matter is it...
Do they share the showers???
Don't waste your time mate. They all doth sup of the furry cup.
The number two with a "5" pint rating? WTAF? Zoom in and look closely at that face. It's none other than King of the full kit wànkers, John "Racist" Terry, in drag!
But to be honest all of them are mutts and the one marked as zero pints required? Tbh, for me she/he/it would be at least a 9 or 10 pints of Stella type job.
The number two with a "5" pint rating? WTAF? Zoom in and look closely at that face. It's none other than King of the full kit wànkers, John "Racist" Terry, in drag!
But to be honest all of them are mutts and the one marked as zero pints required? Tbh, for me she/he/it would be at least a 9 or 10 pints of Stella type job.
And only then if I was too lazy for a wànk.
I would have to swap 'Stella' for Tequila and then Maybe if s/he/it was paying me!
And that one with the Number 23 Looks Like a Balloon with a face drawn on it that has been been blown up too far!
The number two with a "5" pint rating? WTAF? Zoom in and look closely at that face. It's none other than King of the full kit wànkers, John "Racist" Terry, in drag!
But to be honest all of them are mutts and the one marked as zero pints required? Tbh, for me she/he/it would be at least a 9 or 10 pints of Stella type job.
And only then if I was too lazy for a wànk.
I would have to swap 'Stella' for Tequila and then Maybe if s/he/it was paying me!
And that one with the Number 23 Looks Like a Balloon with a face drawn on it that has been been blown up too far!
That made me laugh. Mainly because it's exactly what it looks like.
The number two with a "5" pint rating? WTAF? Zoom in and look closely at that face. It's none other than King of the full kit wànkers, John "Racist" Terry, in drag!
But to be honest all of them are mutts and the one marked as zero pints required? Tbh, for me she/he/it would be at least a 9 or 10 pints of Stella type job.
And only then if I was too lazy for a wànk.
I would have to swap 'Stella' for Tequila and then Maybe if s/he/it was paying me!
And that one with the Number 23 Looks Like a Balloon with a face drawn on it that has been been blown up too far!
Isn't that the chubby lezzer - oops sorry excuse me - "FEMALE FOOTBALLER" that got done for stamping or something? She's with the chavs? I dunno, I find it hard to tell them apart when they all have no breasts.
The number two with a "5" pint rating? WTAF? Zoom in and look closely at that face. It's none other than King of the full kit wànkers, John "Racist" Terry, in drag!
But to be honest all of them are mutts and the one marked as zero pints required? Tbh, for me she/he/it would be at least a 9 or 10 pints of Stella type job.
The number two with a "5" pint rating? WTAF? Zoom in and look closely at that face. It's none other than King of the full kit wànkers, John "Racist" Terry, in drag!
But to be honest all of them are mutts and the one marked as zero pints required? Tbh, for me she/he/it would be at least a 9 or 10 pints of Stella type job.
And only then if I was too lazy for a wànk.
I would have to swap 'Stella' for Tequila and then Maybe if s/he/it was paying me!
And that one with the Number 23 Looks Like a Balloon with a face drawn on it that has been been blown up too far!
That made me laugh. Mainly because it's exactly what it looks like.
The number two with a "5" pint rating? WTAF? Zoom in and look closely at that face. It's none other than King of the full kit wànkers, John "Racist" Terry, in drag!
But to be honest all of them are mutts and the one marked as zero pints required? Tbh, for me she/he/it would be at least a 9 or 10 pints of Stella type job.
And only then if I was too lazy for a wànk.
I would have to swap 'Stella' for Tequila and then Maybe if s/he/it was paying me!
And that one with the Number 23 Looks Like a Balloon with a face drawn on it that has been been blown up too far!
That made me laugh. Mainly because it's exactly what it looks like.
The number two with a "5" pint rating? WTAF? Zoom in and look closely at that face. It's none other than King of the full kit wànkers, John "Racist" Terry, in drag!
But to be honest all of them are mutts and the one marked as zero pints required? Tbh, for me she/he/it would be at least a 9 or 10 pints of Stella type job.
Fuck me swinging, when I started playing football as a kid in the under fives the quality was better than that!
I've literally played 5 a side games with lads half pissed and/or dying with hangovers that would piss all over those wimmin fooblers for skill and quality ffs.
The number two with a "5" pint rating? WTAF? Zoom in and look closely at that face. It's none other than King of the full kit wànkers, John "Racist" Terry, in drag!
But to be honest all of them are mutts and the one marked as zero pints required? Tbh, for me she/he/it would be at least a 9 or 10 pints of Stella type job.
The number two with a "5" pint rating? WTAF? Zoom in and look closely at that face. It's none other than King of the full kit wànkers, John "Racist" Terry, in drag!
But to be honest all of them are mutts and the one marked as zero pints required? Tbh, for me she/he/it would be at least a 9 or 10 pints of Stella type job.
The number two with a "5" pint rating? WTAF? Zoom in and look closely at that face. It's none other than King of the full kit wànkers, John "Racist" Terry, in drag!
But to be honest all of them are mutts and the one marked as zero pints required? Tbh, for me she/he/it would be at least a 9 or 10 pints of Stella type job.
The number two with a "5" pint rating? WTAF? Zoom in and look closely at that face. It's none other than King of the full kit wànkers, John "Racist" Terry, in drag!
But to be honest all of them are mutts and the one marked as zero pints required? Tbh, for me she/he/it would be at least a 9 or 10 pints of Stella type job.