Modern Football Bol**cks

[Retro Gunner]

I see they finished last season in the bottom half of Ligue 2.....hardly a vintage performance.

[Retro Gunner]

There were rumours they were going broke....I heard it on the grapevine.

[Retro Gunner]

I think I better pack it up before Our Dear Leader bans me.

[OneBardGooner]

Bit of a Corker there mate!


What you might call Vintage Retro!

[Retro Gunner]

Bit of a Corker there mate!


What you might call Vintage Retro!

More like “corked” I think OB.

[DB10GOONER]

Top quality punathon with some sparkling wit.

[TeeCee]

You PLONKer!

[Nick Nack]

Is this true or something that's been heard on the grapevine?

[OneBardGooner]

Is this true or something that's been heard on the grapevine?

Already 'used' mate!


But best check with Marvin. He'll know "What's Going On".

[gazzatt2]

Ive been trying to think of a good pun but have bottled it

[Arsenal Till I Die]

You know what they say; everything happens for a riesling,

Sorry, lads, that was a pour attempt.

[OneBardGooner]

You know what they say; everything happens for a riesling,

Sorry, lads, that was a pour attempt.

I'll drink to that!

Red Red Wine!

[OneBardGooner]

At lunchtime today I happened to pop along to the local Sainsbury’s and for some strange reason I ended up perusing the newspaper display, which is odd as I never read an actual printed newspaper....

And what do I find in amongst the daily rags.... Women's Football News

I kid you not, for 3 quid you can buy an actual printed zine, that looks a bit like one of those old weekly papers. It probably has drawings like Hotshot Hamish, as they probably needed to fill it with something, maybe Lezzerball Linda

I was actually surprised by the number of pages as it appeared quite thick, but having thought about it, it was probably full of advertisements for Tampax, cosmetics, shoes and handbags. And vibrators for the lezzers mustn't forget something for the lezzers..

I assume there must be a minimum print run of 50 or something, cos it didn't look like they had sold many

Didn't want to linger long in case someone I know saw me looking

The modern day ‘sticky magazines’ sound shite.

They're for lezzers

I didn't know Lezzers could read!!!!


Though of course they can look at the pictures in Cooking Books

[Nick Nack]

Is this true or something that's been heard on the grapevine?

Already 'used' mate!


But best check with Marvin. He'll know "What's Going On".

Damn, I really ought to have red the thread properly.

And it was all looking so rose

I'll get it white next time

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Top class punning, lads.

Great wines think alike!