Other Matches Thread

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2024 6:18 pm
A City player has suffered a suspected broken leg in training. That’s why they are in for Bruno Guimaraes.

They'll probably have the deal done and dusted in a couple of days.

We, on the other hand, dither, haggle, dither a bit more, low ball on the price, piss off the selling club, make the player feel less than wanted and end up buying a second choice, second rate journeyman, who we put on extortionate wages and then, when he doesn't make the grade, we can't sell him.

Arsene is still the manager isn't he? Might as fucking well be.

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2024 6:45 pm
BobbyPires7 wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2024 6:18 pm
A City player has suffered a suspected broken leg in training. That’s why they are in for Bruno Guimaraes.

They'll probably have the deal done and dusted in a couple of days.

We, on the other hand, dither, haggle, dither a bit more, low ball on the price, piss off the selling club, make the player feel less than wanted and end up buying a second choice, second rate journeyman, who we put on extortionate wages and then, when he doesn't make the grade, we can't sell him.

Arsene is still the manager isn't he? Might as fucking well be.
It’s Oscar Bobb.

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2024 6:45 pm
BobbyPires7 wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2024 6:18 pm
A City player has suffered a suspected broken leg in training. That’s why they are in for Bruno Guimaraes.

They'll probably have the deal done and dusted in a couple of days.

We, on the other hand, dither, haggle, dither a bit more, low ball on the price, piss off the selling club, make the player feel less than wanted and end up buying a second choice, second rate journeyman, who we put on extortionate wages and then, when he doesn't make the grade, we can't sell him.

Arsene is still the manager isn't he? Might as fucking well be.
Swap Arteta and Edu for Wenger and Gazidis and what the fuck has actually changed in the last 15 years?

At least the old fraud still won the FA Cup in his final shit years.

Still it's great to be on the cusp :banghead:

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2024 6:18 pm
A City player has suffered a suspected broken leg in training. That’s why they are in for Bruno Guimaraes.



Could we interest them in a lightweight portugese pussy instead ? :rubchin: :wink:

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Bobb's a striker isn't he? Bruno is not a replacement for him! Wouldn't be surprised if City sign Osimhen now for 85m :banghead:

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TeeCee wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2024 10:36 pm
Bobb's a striker isn't he? Bruno is not a replacement for him! Wouldn't be surprised if City sign Osimhen now for 85m :banghead:
I thought he played don the flank/s? :? Who cares... Mind you he is a very decent player...

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augie wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2024 9:32 pm
BobbyPires7 wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2024 6:18 pm
A City player has suffered a suspected broken leg in training. That’s why they are in for Bruno Guimaraes.



Could we interest them in a lightweight portugese pussy instead ? :rubchin: :wink:
in all honesty how the fuck is viera drawing something like £150K a week :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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Because he sucks Arteta cock the same way Xhaka used to!!! :banghead:

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TeeCee wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2024 11:37 am
Because he sucks Arteta cock the same way Xhaka used to!!! :banghead:

After seeing his dance moves, it wouldn’t surprise me.


https://x.com/salibessi2/status/1823727 ... 22581?s=61

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2024 1:03 pm
TeeCee wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2024 11:37 am
Because he sucks Arteta cock the same way Xhaka used to!!! :banghead:

After seeing his dance moves, it wouldn’t surprise me.


https://x.com/salibessi2/status/1823727 ... 22581?s=61
:coffeespit:

Fucking hell. He looks like a twelve year old at his school talent show. :oops: :oops: :oops:

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2024 1:03 pm
TeeCee wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2024 11:37 am
Because he sucks Arteta cock the same way Xhaka used to!!! :banghead:

After seeing his dance moves, it wouldn’t surprise me.


https://x.com/salibessi2/status/1823727 ... 22581?s=61
:shock: :shock: :shock:

A Cocktail Stick Looking Even More Fuckin' Useless :evil:


Holy FuckAduck That is "Embarrassing" just to watch never miid actually doing it. I mean what is it with the rolled up bits of paper? Are they his contract or something?

I could accept it if there was a chain between the two things in his hands and he was all 'Nunchaku'd up etc like this guy!


https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pW8HOj4wcyE


Love the fucking Way He Ends it! :D :barscarf:

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Rag dolled for 90 minutes and then shin one in at the death to win it. Bite the back of my fucking bollocks :roll:

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rodders999 wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2024 8:54 pm
Rag dolled for 90 minutes and then shin one in at the death to win it. Bite the back of my fucking bollocks :roll:
That's what a striker will do for you

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I doubt if there is a worse pair of wingers in the league than traore and lard arse iwobi - both absolutely braindead and both overweight too :roll: :oops:

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IW8Goalmachine wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2024 9:00 pm
rodders999 wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2024 8:54 pm
Rag dolled for 90 minutes and then shin one in at the death to win it. Bite the back of my fucking bollocks :roll:
That's what a striker will do for you
Meh…geezer couldn’t get into the Dutch team ahead of donkey Weighurst. He’s fucking gash.

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