Villa vulvas A Sat 24th Aug KO 1730

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Villa vulvas A Sat 24th Aug KO 1730

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Next up after today's hard fought win it's this shower of stupid voiced deluded fuckholes at their shitehole..Fucking despise these bastarts,horrible shower of burst hedgehogs.

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A tough one. Probably a draw or a loss tbh, but hoping for the win. :box:

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Watched bibs & bobs of the game against the shammers and although the shammers were BAD these Gobbycunts were really well organised and very good on the counter-attack, their link-up play from defence through midfield to their flanks was impressive. Dick has got them really well drilled, they hold their shape very well so it looks like it is difficult to play through the lines...and with Bailey and Watkins on their right flank having really good pace we are going to need to be on our toes from the get go AND we need to make sure zinchenko is nowhere near the LB position because they will roast the uselessCunt.

Still think we weren't very good against wolves today, but seeing as it was the first game... I'll take the win, but we Need to Beat these fuckers after they took the 6 points last season.

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I truly despise Villa, with an absolute passion. This game will be a rough tough one and I think we need it early on. A good test, and a result, to set the tone.

Let's go get 'em.

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If either partey or zinchenko play they will struggle badly, neither should be near the first team

Tough game ahead and a defeat looks a real possibilty...very much hope im wrong

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Sorry lads, but if we play like we did and they play like they did then we lose this comfortably 0-2.

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Kingralph wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2024 7:47 am
Sorry lads, but if we play like we did and they play like they did then we lose this comfortably 0-2.
If beegee hair plays that fucking clown Zinchenko at lb there's a fair chance Villa will poke us up the rectum :cry:

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falkirk goon wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:38 pm
Kingralph wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2024 7:47 am
Sorry lads, but if we play like we did and they play like they did then we lose this comfortably 0-2.
If beegee hair plays that fucking clown Zinchenko at lb there's a fair chance Villa will poke us up the rectum :cry:
You mean like Mosquera was trying to do to Jesus yesterday? :shock: :D :wink:

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Already familiar with the script of this type of game.

They'll score early with a goal from a Partey or Zinchenko fuck up that should have been chalked off by VAR, then McGinn and their defenders will proceed to rough house our players without any action from the ref for the remainder of the game.

Then we'll score late on and VAR will magically decide to chalk it off.

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🚨 Michael Oliver will take charge of Arsenal’s #PL away trip to Aston Villa this weekend.

#AVLARS

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falkirk goon wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:38 pm
Kingralph wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2024 7:47 am
Sorry lads, but if we play like we did and they play like they did then we lose this comfortably 0-2.
If beegee hair plays that fucking clown Zinchenko at lb there's a fair chance Villa will poke us up the rectum :cry:

If he does play the useless twat at LB, Falky there is a VERY GOOD (as in Odds On) Chance they will Rape us without any lube and it will be down to either zinchenko or partey :cussing: :banghead:


I'm hoping and Praying(*)

To Jesus, Allah, Buddha, My Dead Granny... In fact any fucker who will make it so! that he plays Timber instead of zinchenko at LB and Jorginho in Midfield instead of Partey.

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Villa fans genuinely think they are a bigger club than The Arsenal. Due to them winning the European Cup in an era where you played butchers, bakers and candlestick makers then a proper side in the final. That side was Bayern where they nicked a goal and then retreated back to their penalty area and recreated the Alamo. Smash and grab doesn’t do it justice and they’ve lived off it for nearly 45 years. The Spurs of the Midlands.

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2024 9:16 am
🚨 Michael Oliver will take charge of Arsenal’s #PL away trip to Aston Villa this weekend.

#AVLARS
That's at least two dodgy decisions in their favour without the VAR cùnts even needing to get involved. One will be an offside goal allowed for them, the other a clear as fucking glass penno for us ruled out. :roll:

And then for the coup de grâce, VAR will drag its dirty old cock out and approach us from behind, no lube, but a huge drooling grin on its face..... :shock:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2024 10:21 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2024 9:16 am
🚨 Michael Oliver will take charge of Arsenal’s #PL away trip to Aston Villa this weekend.

#AVLARS
That's at least two dodgy decisions in their favour without the VAR cùnts even needing to get involved. One will be an offside goal allowed for them, the other a clear as fucking glass penno for us ruled out. :roll:

And then for the coup de grâce, VAR will drag its dirty old cock out and approach us from behind, no lube, but a huge drooling grin on its face..... :shock:
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OneBardGooner wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2024 9:10 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2024 10:21 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2024 9:16 am
🚨 Michael Oliver will take charge of Arsenal’s #PL away trip to Aston Villa this weekend.

#AVLARS
That's at least two dodgy decisions in their favour without the VAR cùnts even needing to get involved. One will be an offside goal allowed for them, the other a clear as fucking glass penno for us ruled out. :roll:

And then for the coup de grâce, VAR will drag its dirty old cock out and approach us from behind, no lube, but a huge drooling grin on its face..... :shock:
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